Internet Virus Just Killed AC2...

[Apokk Berzerk]

Originally posted by Golggen


Maybe if you took the time to actually FIX what was causing your server to fuck up instead of just rebooting it like 9/10th's of the other dumbass server admin's. You wouldn't have that problem.

sorry can't resist this...

Are you calling me stupid? I dumped thousands of annual dollars from my company's IT budget and increased their uptime 10 fold and I am idiot? go back to highschool little one.

[frott]

Originally posted by Apokk Berzerk
Requiem,

for fuck sakes man use more paragraphs if you are going to make a point, all that babble is useless otherwise.

You may be perfectly happy running your garbage MS servers but me I got sick of being paged 3 times a week and rebooting MS servers almost daily, switched to Free BSD and poof, every problem went away.

Good luck to you.

Yeah, MS probably cried a tear when your clients couldn't get their RapSnacks to all the ghetto folk RapSnakcs represent (I myself fully endorse Master P's "Platinum Barbeque" bcuz it's just like EQ's Platinum OMGKKTHXPLZ mom put these on top of the shopping list!)

Do you understand what we mean by scalability?

Brazilian orphan-smugglers selling children's organs: small scale.
Kosovo Kuties ORgasm at gunpoint: small scale.

Ok, ok, that's unfair, like I assume what your parents think life is since you came out that way... when you are squeezed do you deflate?

Anyway, this is all about scalability. I can guarantee that IBM's mgmt. aren't called 3 times a week because their client's customers are getting choppy "Multiple W.O.R.M.G.A.S.M.S. Caught on tape" vid feeds... ooof ow, god's hand is black and bitchslaps another back into reality.

YOR SERVER = CRAPY IBM
IBM is lame they've never been to sleeper tomb

[frott]

Originally posted by Apokk Berzerk


sorry can't resist this...

Are you calling me stupid? I dumped thousands of annual dollars from my company's IT budget and increased their uptime 10 fold and I am idiot? go back to highschool little one.

WOA! THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS?

Oh shit now they can afford
ENTERTAINMENT ROBOT AIBO

Raise the roof!

[miir]

My own personal IT budget is thousands of dollars.

[Ainmer]

Originally posted by Requiem
Apache runs the WWW server world? For who? People like me who are running private websites such as this one which is running on Apache? Hate to break it to you junior, but even with as much traffic as this site handles, it's on a shitty little 1u 700MHz celeron media box. Apache scales like shit. It can't handle alot of computer. Maybe you missed the word ENTERPRISE.

Hi.

Amazon.com
Linux Stronghold/2.4.2 Apache/1.3.6 C2NetEU/2412 (Unix)

CNN.com
Linux Netscape-Enterprise/6.1
BBC.co.uk
Solaris 8 Apache/1.3.26 (Unix)


These guys better get upgrading, since Apache clearly scales like shit.

[Golggen]

Thousands of dollars eh ... I'm sorry I bow before your power.

A 10 fold increase in uptime? ... am I missing something .. to get a 10 fold increase in uptime you had to be a shitty admin on your original servers ...


I can't fathom a 10 fold increase in server uptime ... if your servers were that bad before they shoulda fired yer ass and got somebody who knew what they were doing.



Btw im 27 I have been in the IT field since I was 19 and working on Computers since I was 12 ... gotta love the Tandy 1000s. And Im currently doing IT at a Major Automotive company. And I like long walks on the beach.

[frott]

Originally posted by Ainmer


Hi.

Amazon.com
Linux Stronghold/2.4.2 Apache/1.3.6 C2NetEU/2412 (Unix)

CNN.com
Linux Netscape-Enterprise/6.1
BBC.co.uk
Solaris 8 Apache/1.3.26 (Unix)


These guys better get upgrading, since Apache clearly scales like shit.

Hi!

Please show your benchmarks, and a ratio of how scaling up has only increased performance, because, like, um, that's what scalability refers to: growth without residual degradation of performance.

Woot woot! Google uses a massive Linux cluster *innovative in its arrangement* in order to have that greater, more efficient scalability.

But, yeh, refer to the "bragging post of benchmarks" and you'll find some sorely missed omissions.

HEY wowo yeah Amazon, their stock keeps going up yet they lose
massive amounts of cash due to staying competitive. Nice failing business to bolster your argument of quality over cost. But dude you bet I preorderd a Segway Human Transporter frm the m and all my GAMEBOY ADVANCE CARTS like britny dance revolutions

BBC and CNN, yeh, fine, but hardly are they the arbiter of scalability (they had assumed traffic loads which don't exactly grow) the amount of hits that, say a financial institution with millions of transactions occurring every milisecond will. As I've watched and helped corps like Morningstar grow, their services and hence their loads have grown (well out of the assumed ranges that were set initially, unlike Amazon or newswires)///

One day there will be a better packaged non-custom platform, sure, Linux prods. are becoming.... more and more like MS prods.

NECs Linux-based fault tolerant servers which were announced a few mons ago gave me a hard-on so big it was like i was ITS hardon.

flaming is more fun than this faggot talk, go back to slashdot looser

[Apokk Berzerk]

Originally posted by Golggen
housands of dollars eh ... I'm sorry I bow before your power.

thank you!

A 10 fold increase in uptime? ... am I missing something .. to get a 10 fold increase in uptime you had to be a shitty admin on your original servers ...

I can't fathom a 10 fold increase in server uptime ... if your servers were that bad before they shoulda fired yer ass and got somebody who knew what they were doing.

well smartass obviously it was an expression, and did it ever occur to you that perhaps I was hired to fix these problems that already were there? I'm dealing with a genius over here.

I had a Tandy 1000sx too, does that make me special like you?

[frott]

Originally posted by Golggen
Thousands of dollars eh ... I'm sorry I bow before your power.

Dude man bro,

I cut off the leg of that one semi-retarded whore in my stable and that was a net increase of thousands of dollars a year in revenue.

You'd be surprised at the number of "nub fanciers" there are.

I totally pioneered the way companies rethink their infrastructural ramifications, to better serve their customer-base.

[Golggen]

You were using your accomplishments to validate your arguement if I'm not mistaken.

So if the "10 fold" comment was a "well smartass obviously it was an expression" ... Meaning you got a modest 2 fold increase in performance, I won't knock you for that any increase is good for business ...

So if that was "an exprssion" that makes us think your "thousands of dollars" was also "an expression"

so ... what ... you saved hundreds?

[Apokk Berzerk]

fuck it, who cares I'd rather jerk off to fat women then argue with you about this any further.

bye

[frott]

Originally posted by Apokk Berzerk

bye

pwned

[Eomer]

Heh, thousands of dollars? I run the network at our small business office (well I try to), where 6 or 7 people work in the office. I don't have a budget persay, I spend what I want, but its in the thousands of dollars too! We are both l33t admins!

BTW, anyone familiar with Seagate Backup Exec? It seems to be backing up fine every night like it should be, but it often says that status was "error". I checked the logs and it seems to me that it says error even if it backs up fine, if it finds even one corrupted file on the server, but only the first time it finds that file (I guess it flags it or something?). If I am getting one or two new corrupt files a week, is that an indication of impending doom? Or is that normal for Novell Netware 5.1?

[frott]

Originally posted by Eomer
Or is that normal for Novell Netware 5.1?

Ask Jeeves, bitch.


ahem... uh, I don't know actually

[Drunkadelic]

Aychamo, I know you're the big W and all, but jesus christ, I think we should make Frott the honorary "Little W" for his outstanding performance in owning people left and right on this here thread.

Hell, I don't even know what they are talking about, yet I can see the pwnage.