Kerafyrm's second coming and the downfall of uber guilds? AKA Stupidest Titled Post - Page 4

XevJeeb · 01-08-2003, 06:36 AM

Oh, and Elaen, I realize that eq atlas has great maps, including loc grids (which the book doesn't have), I even have most of them included in my help window. However I did buy the book mainly to just a) have it and b) read up some good lore.

Squirt Gunn · 01-08-2003, 06:48 AM

This thread gets the "Big L"

Cybsled · 01-08-2003, 07:34 AM

Really Fuckyou? The polar climates arent an iceage? No shit?

I used that terminology because thats the terminology used by others to describe the era.

Since you seem to be the authority on epocs and eras and climates, maybe you could help fill us in on the secrets of the permian-triassic extinction ;( It makes paleontologists cry real tears.

Patricio · 01-08-2003, 09:51 AM

The permian-triassic extinction was caused by rodents which fancied themselves "super rodents" setting up shop on pangaea. The dinosaurs didn't like this and much chaos insued resulting in the rodents forcing the dinosaurs to the moon with a new weapon which created the abyss now known as South Dakota.

Dinosaurs are not extinct, they're on the moon.

Chips · 01-08-2003, 10:36 AM

I read on some EQ lore page a long time ago that Dozaker the Cursed was the father of Kerafyrm. The dragons in ToV hated him so much they put him the training section of the zone and allowed other dragons and adventures to kill him. If anyone who killed him before they changed his model remembers he was a blue dragon using the Druusk(sp?) model from VP.

Samus Aran · 01-08-2003, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuckYou
By what you said, Antartica is an "ice age".

I subscribe to the "Atlantis is Antartica" theory

XevJeeb · 01-08-2003, 06:22 PM

I must say, that is the most hilarious sig I've ever seen.

OMG NOS NOTS TEH JEFFKK YUO MONGOSARL!!111

sh1by · 01-08-2003, 06:53 PM

It says a small village was caught in the crossfire... no where in that did it say a fucking village was blown to the moon wiseass.

Samus Aran · 01-08-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sh1by
It says a small village was caught in the crossfire... no where in that did it say a fucking village was blown to the moon wiseass.

Quote:

A small village of these Kerrans is believed by some to have been caught in the crossfire between the high men of Erudin and a group of heretic necromancers they had ousted from their city when civil war broke out on Odus. They were deposited forcefully on Luclin, blasted to the surface of that satellite along with a sizable chunk of Norrath

Durr. I es teh smurtest person evur!!!

Blaezenfury · 01-08-2003, 11:05 PM

hey just trying to help with some info about kerafyrm heh

Has anyone found out what the 'unknown' zonelines are in luclin? i've heard there's one in Netherbian lair
there's also one in shadeweavers thicket near some mid 50 lvl mobs and behind them there's a place to click but you need a key or something,maybe it needs a flag from somewhere in PoP?

XevJeeb · 01-09-2003, 06:37 AM

In Netherbian Lair there is a place deep in the neth drone caves where it looks like there *should* be a zone, but nothing happens. You know, typical 90 degree turns and square walls.

FuckYou · 01-09-2003, 07:38 AM

Deep in the bowels of sh1by's ass is an area where there should be a blockage, but there isn't, allowing men of all races and creeds to sink their steely shanks in to the hilt.

GrobbeeTrull · 01-09-2003, 08:40 AM

Kane Bayle tried to wake the sleeper, but as anyone who plays on KB knows... the server is fucked, and killing all 4 warders didnt do shit except break spawns. So the GM's reset it to old style, and SoD's and Shroud's for all~

Tolian Trainwrecker · 01-11-2003, 07:57 PM

Ya, we went to wake this bastard up on Karana finally this last Monday. And after a year or more of eagerly looking forward to seeing what was supposed to be a cool script, we all killed the last warder up, played with Kerafyrm for a little while, then rushed off to SS to see him again... And sat there for 2 hours without anything happen. Then I went back, and the dumbshit was still in ST, killing An_ancient_senty22 over and over and over again. Extremely lame.

What's even more fuckin stupid about the whole thing is, 3 days later the rest of the warders respawned. Course, this finally tripped the idiot light over at VI's monkey booth, and the GMs put their collective heads together and said, 'Oh shit, they woke the Sleeper and are still getting warders!' Since then, they've been perma killed or something by the GMs, so not only do we not have the Ancients to kill for prismatics, we don't have the warders to kill for Primal.

Gotta love VI, what can ya say?

Tolian Trainwrecker
Forest Stalker, Karana Server

Iannis · 01-11-2003, 10:07 PM

the sleeper script works as intended.

01-08-2003, 06:48 AM	#47 (permalink)
Squirt Gunn Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 10 +0 Internets	This thread gets the "Big L" __________________ Squirt

01-08-2003, 07:34 AM	#48 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,616	Really Fuckyou? The polar climates arent an iceage? No shit? I used that terminology because thats the terminology used by others to describe the era. Since you seem to be the authority on epocs and eras and climates, maybe you could help fill us in on the secrets of the permian-triassic extinction ;( It makes paleontologists cry real tears. __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

01-08-2003, 11:05 PM	#55 (permalink)
Blaezenfury Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,496 +1 Internets	question hey just trying to help with some info about kerafyrm heh Has anyone found out what the 'unknown' zonelines are in luclin? i've heard there's one in Netherbian lair there's also one in shadeweavers thicket near some mid 50 lvl mobs and behind them there's a place to click but you need a key or something,maybe it needs a flag from somewhere in PoP? __________________ Blaezen Feanturi. 65th Halfling OverLord of the Vallon Zek Sever.

01-09-2003, 08:40 AM	#58 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 1,685 +0 Internets	Sleeper... Kane Bayle tried to wake the sleeper, but as anyone who plays on KB knows... the server is fucked, and killing all 4 warders didnt do shit except break spawns. So the GM's reset it to old style, and SoD's and Shroud's for all~

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01-08-2003, 06:36 AM	#46 (permalink)
XevJeeb Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21 -1 Internets	Oh, and Elaen, I realize that eq atlas has great maps, including loc grids (which the book doesn't have), I even have most of them included in my help window. However I did buy the book mainly to just a) have it and b) read up some good lore.

01-08-2003, 09:51 AM	#49 (permalink)
Patricio Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 24 -1 Internets	The permian-triassic extinction was caused by rodents which fancied themselves "super rodents" setting up shop on pangaea. The dinosaurs didn't like this and much chaos insued resulting in the rodents forcing the dinosaurs to the moon with a new weapon which created the abyss now known as South Dakota. Dinosaurs are not extinct, they're on the moon.

01-08-2003, 10:36 AM	#50 (permalink)
Chips Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 477 -14 Internets	I read on some EQ lore page a long time ago that Dozaker the Cursed was the father of Kerafyrm. The dragons in ToV hated him so much they put him the training section of the zone and allowed other dragons and adventures to kill him. If anyone who killed him before they changed his model remembers he was a blue dragon using the Druusk(sp?) model from VP.

01-08-2003, 06:22 PM	#52 (permalink)
XevJeeb Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21 -1 Internets	I must say, that is the most hilarious sig I've ever seen. OMG NOS NOTS TEH JEFFKK YUO MONGOSARL!!111

01-08-2003, 06:53 PM	#53 (permalink)
sh1by Mugu mugu? Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 66 -1 Internets	It says a small village was caught in the crossfire... no where in that did it say a fucking village was blown to the moon wiseass.

01-09-2003, 06:37 AM	#56 (permalink)
XevJeeb Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21 -1 Internets	In Netherbian Lair there is a place deep in the neth drone caves where it looks like there should be a zone, but nothing happens. You know, typical 90 degree turns and square walls.

01-09-2003, 07:38 AM	#57 (permalink)
FuckYou snape kills razorgore Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,701 +0 Internets	Deep in the bowels of sh1by's ass is an area where there should be a blockage, but there isn't, allowing men of all races and creeds to sink their steely shanks in to the hilt.

01-11-2003, 07:57 PM	#59 (permalink)
Tolian Trainwrecker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1 +0 Internets	Ya, we went to wake this bastard up on Karana finally this last Monday. And after a year or more of eagerly looking forward to seeing what was supposed to be a cool script, we all killed the last warder up, played with Kerafyrm for a little while, then rushed off to SS to see him again... And sat there for 2 hours without anything happen. Then I went back, and the dumbshit was still in ST, killing An_ancient_senty22 over and over and over again. Extremely lame. What's even more fuckin stupid about the whole thing is, 3 days later the rest of the warders respawned. Course, this finally tripped the idiot light over at VI's monkey booth, and the GMs put their collective heads together and said, 'Oh shit, they woke the Sleeper and are still getting warders!' Since then, they've been perma killed or something by the GMs, so not only do we not have the Ancients to kill for prismatics, we don't have the warders to kill for Primal. Gotta love VI, what can ya say? Tolian Trainwrecker Forest Stalker, Karana Server

01-11-2003, 10:07 PM	#60 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 -1 Internets	the sleeper script works as intended.