[Wow] Boss vs Boss?

DisgruntledOrangatang · 05-20-2008, 01:51 PM

Warning, total nerd thread, don't continue on if you don't want to discuss totally pointless shit just for discussing it.

So I was at work today with my buddy and we always talk about WoW to pass the mundane hours and we have pretty much run out of shit to talk about. So we just start 'theorycrafting' per say. And today we were talking about who would win boss vs boss or bosses vs boss or all bosses from one zone vs all bosses from another. Think of it has a smash bros but with wow raid bosses.

All bosses are run by computer AI, so you can't match up any stupid encounters like like kalc or vashj where the bosses wouldn't loot the cores/click the portal.

Anyway some choice things are thought would be good for discussion.

How does patchwerk match up to today's raid bosses, Patchwerk vs Prince?

How about magtheridon (no adds) vs gruuls?

Also could brutallus take on all the bosses from one raid zone? A few scenarios we did was brutallus vs MC and brut vs any wing from naxx, could he beat that?

Some interesting stuff we realized: No one could ever kill Razorgore (P2), but he would never win (sacrafice). Vael is naturally unkillable. C'thun would pretty much pwn anything with darkglare and his green beam chaining. That one four horseman, maiden, and also snake boss in ZG would also be a great trump card with their chain like abilities, especially against massive amounts of mobs like in MC (Bosses and the adds they come with has 41 mobs) since comp AI wouldn't spread them out, but then they would get aggro and die very quickly.

Anyway feel free to comment on who would win:
All of MC vs all of AQ40
MC vs Kara
Brut vs Deathknight wing bosses
Gruul vs mag.
Cthun vs MC
Kara vs ZG (Hakkar has all aspects up buff)

I know it's a lot but there were so many crazy ass scenarios. Also feel free to say this is so stupid and pointless, hey I warned you it was a nerd thread and I think it's cool to see how raid bosses stack up against each other.

Man0warr · 05-20-2008, 02:00 PM

C'thun if his death ray kills bosses in one shot.

Lleauaric~EW · 05-20-2008, 02:08 PM

FTW

r3probate · 05-20-2008, 02:11 PM

Jait · 05-20-2008, 02:12 PM

Narris ain't got nothing on todays mobs in EQ =(

I do miss the wrath of his pink bunnies

Zehn - Vhex · 05-20-2008, 02:23 PM

Shadow Flame continues to ramp up infinitely so unless most bosses are packing Ony cloaks Flamegor/Firemaw/Ebonroc/Nefarian would have a significant advantage against plenty of bosses.

Brut could probably kill all of Naxx, probably all of most zones. Meteor slash + burn would ramp up ridiculously fast.

Illidan could pretty easily kill any zone entirely by himself even minus phase 2. His heal would just make him impossible to kill. Same with the illidari council for that matter.

Actually that would be a pretty good matchup. Could the Illidari council kill Brutallis before he enraged.

Zakas · 05-20-2008, 02:40 PM

There is a silly video that was posted somewhere here on these forums, but it is on youtube, not sure of the name. But its kinda like robot chicken but instead of claymation its machinma with wow.
One of the skits is Kael, Illidan, Akama, and ..forgot the fourth, and its setup like a super smash fight. Kael won..

mek · 05-20-2008, 03:20 PM

Vaelastrasz wins, sorry.

Prince would also win against most raid bosses (even Brut!) but enfeeble and BA are both kinda cheating.

column · 05-20-2008, 03:26 PM

SHAW THIS SHIT WITH THE ABYSS SPECIAL EDITION,THE SAM,AND THE KEMP!

DisgruntledOrangatang · 05-20-2008, 03:59 PM

Prince's enfeeble doesn't target the MT though correct? So he isn't all that great then. Also C-thuns dare glare only hit's for 100k ya? It's not an instant gibb on a boss.

Zehn - Vhex · 05-20-2008, 07:10 PM

Enfeeble can't target the MT yeah.

Shear from Illidan would be pretty brutal though. Effectively increasing the damage a boss takes by 400% when it's up. Between that and draw soul I don't think there's many mobs that could beat him even if you remove the little demons phase.

Agraza · 05-20-2008, 07:17 PM

I guess Superman would totally lose because he can't take magic damage.

These two threads reminded me of Celebrity Deathmatch. That was actually some MTV I cared to watch.

Doligan · 05-21-2008, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Prince's enfeeble doesn't target the MT though correct? So he isn't all that great then. Also C-thuns dare glare only hit's for 100k ya? It's not an instant gibb on a boss.

I always remember dark glare hitting for like 8 million.

FoghornDeadhorn · 05-21-2008, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zehn - Vhex

Enfeeble can't target the MT yeah.

Shear from Illidan would be pretty brutal though. Effectively increasing the damage a boss takes by 400% when it's up. Between that and draw soul I don't think there's many mobs that could beat him even if you remove the little demons phase.

wat

Tancred · 05-21-2008, 05:13 AM

Every day these boards hit a new low.

I get this from my son every few days. "Dad who would win a fight between Superman and Yoda?". Christ.

05-20-2008, 01:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
DisgruntledOrangatang Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,401	[Wow] Boss vs Boss? Warning, total nerd thread, don't continue on if you don't want to discuss totally pointless shit just for discussing it. So I was at work today with my buddy and we always talk about WoW to pass the mundane hours and we have pretty much run out of shit to talk about. So we just start 'theorycrafting' per say. And today we were talking about who would win boss vs boss or bosses vs boss or all bosses from one zone vs all bosses from another. Think of it has a smash bros but with wow raid bosses. All bosses are run by computer AI, so you can't match up any stupid encounters like like kalc or vashj where the bosses wouldn't loot the cores/click the portal. Anyway some choice things are thought would be good for discussion. How does patchwerk match up to today's raid bosses, Patchwerk vs Prince? How about magtheridon (no adds) vs gruuls? Also could brutallus take on all the bosses from one raid zone? A few scenarios we did was brutallus vs MC and brut vs any wing from naxx, could he beat that? Some interesting stuff we realized: No one could ever kill Razorgore (P2), but he would never win (sacrafice). Vael is naturally unkillable. C'thun would pretty much pwn anything with darkglare and his green beam chaining. That one four horseman, maiden, and also snake boss in ZG would also be a great trump card with their chain like abilities, especially against massive amounts of mobs like in MC (Bosses and the adds they come with has 41 mobs) since comp AI wouldn't spread them out, but then they would get aggro and die very quickly. Anyway feel free to comment on who would win: All of MC vs all of AQ40 MC vs Kara Brut vs Deathknight wing bosses Gruul vs mag. Cthun vs MC Kara vs ZG (Hakkar has all aspects up buff) I know it's a lot but there were so many crazy ass scenarios. Also feel free to say this is so stupid and pointless, hey I warned you it was a nerd thread and I think it's cool to see how raid bosses stack up against each other. __________________ "Talk all you want, but when I say I'm going to kill you, there's nothing you can do but die"

05-20-2008, 02:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Man0warr Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,601	C'thun if his death ray kills bosses in one shot. __________________ Manowarr - Ranger - Dominus Letum

05-20-2008, 02:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lleauaric~EW "Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast" Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,593 +52 Internets	FTW __________________ Ask yourself....

05-20-2008, 02:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
r3probate unprincipled Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 756	ibtr

05-20-2008, 03:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
DisgruntledOrangatang Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,401	Prince's enfeeble doesn't target the MT though correct? So he isn't all that great then. Also C-thuns dare glare only hit's for 100k ya? It's not an instant gibb on a boss. __________________ "Talk all you want, but when I say I'm going to kill you, there's nothing you can do but die"

05-20-2008, 02:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jait Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,645	Narris ain't got nothing on todays mobs in EQ =( I do miss the wrath of his pink bunnies

05-20-2008, 02:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Zehn - Vhex Lord of the Dance Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,797 +166 Internets	Shadow Flame continues to ramp up infinitely so unless most bosses are packing Ony cloaks Flamegor/Firemaw/Ebonroc/Nefarian would have a significant advantage against plenty of bosses. Brut could probably kill all of Naxx, probably all of most zones. Meteor slash + burn would ramp up ridiculously fast. Illidan could pretty easily kill any zone entirely by himself even minus phase 2. His heal would just make him impossible to kill. Same with the illidari council for that matter. Actually that would be a pretty good matchup. Could the Illidari council kill Brutallis before he enraged.

05-20-2008, 02:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zakas Dps monk Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 216 +1 Internets	There is a silly video that was posted somewhere here on these forums, but it is on youtube, not sure of the name. But its kinda like robot chicken but instead of claymation its machinma with wow. One of the skits is Kael, Illidan, Akama, and ..forgot the fourth, and its setup like a super smash fight. Kael won..

05-20-2008, 07:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Zehn - Vhex Lord of the Dance Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,797 +166 Internets	Enfeeble can't target the MT yeah. Shear from Illidan would be pretty brutal though. Effectively increasing the damage a boss takes by 400% when it's up. Between that and draw soul I don't think there's many mobs that could beat him even if you remove the little demons phase.

05-20-2008, 07:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
Agraza Issh good, no? Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,043	I guess Superman would totally lose because he can't take magic damage. These two threads reminded me of Celebrity Deathmatch. That was actually some MTV I cared to watch.

05-21-2008, 05:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
Tancred Aieee my precious internetz >< Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: UK Posts: 611 -22 Internets	Every day these boards hit a new low. I get this from my son every few days. "Dad who would win a fight between Superman and Yoda?". Christ.

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