[EQ1] Hall Of Fame - Page 27

Scorp · 10-15-2007, 12:48 PM

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I think my next story will be about the red head from Kansas City who poisoned me after I wouldn't stay and marry her and help her raise her kids. It's a pretty amusing story also.

Just out of common curiosity, how desperate for pussy are you? It really isn't that hard to get without traveling miles by plane and spending money and dealing with psycho cunts. Are you unable to get anything besides desperate EQ twat? If the girls are hot like you say, I don't see why you go so out of your way and blow money, time and sanity on this shit. Look outside, theres plenty of decent looking bitches to sex, usually requiring little effort, atleast less then you go through for the EQ ones.

Goliath · 10-15-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

Just out of common curiosity, how desperate for pussy are you? It really isn't that hard to get without traveling miles by plane and spending money and dealing with psycho cunts. Are you unable to get anything besides desperate EQ twat? If the girls are hot like you say, I don't see why you go so out of your way and blow money, time and sanity on this shit. Look outside, theres plenty of decent looking bitches to sex, usually requiring little effort, atleast less then you go through for the EQ ones.

It's Camerous.

Oh, and they aren't hot or they would be with somebody non Camerous and not be living in a black hole of filth.

FulorianC · 10-15-2007, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by T-rex

One of the guys that won the title "Of the Nexus" on Xegony was a friend of a friend. I guess they started calling him Kenny of the Nexus in the real life around people that didn't play EQ so he got rid of the title.

One of my friends won a pvp tournament and got the title "Keeper of the Ages" Don't know why it's not on the list.

Kenuvan?

tikkus · 10-16-2007, 01:09 AM

I think Cam's story was amazing. As someone who frequently gets into compromising sexual situations myself I can appreciate the beautiful insanity that a piece of pussy can incite.

Camerous · 10-09-2009, 02:22 PM

lol I had forgotten all about this until I got a PM today wanting the next story. By demand here it is.

I was playing EQ and UO at the time. I was in a guild in UO with a few people who actually wrote stories for UO Stratics. One of these people was a woman named Chis, short for Christina. She lived in Kansas City and was married to another member of the guild. They were having trouble and since for some reason everyone likes telling me things she kept confiding in me about what was going on. At the same time I was talking to another guild member, Diana, about going to meet her in CA, which is another story btw that I will get to another day. She would cry and call me and we would talk for hours at a time about how shitty her husband was treating her and how she wished she could find a man to treat her the way she wanted to be treated. I listened and offered her my opinions and helped her get through it.

Well this rocked on for a little while and finally Chis and her husband separated. He went back to his home in TX and she stayed in Missouri. I had my vacation check and a huge week at work so I had a few thousand in my pocket. I decided to drive and see Chis since the husband was gone. I drove 11 hours straight from my house to her's. I left my house at 8pm on a Friday and got to her house at 7am the next morning. She had told me to go on in when I go there that the door would be unlocked.

I go in and she is laying completely naked on her bed, asleep. I tip toe in and strip and crawl in the bed next to her. I slowly work my way across the bed and put my arms slowly around her and begin pulling her closer to me. She never wakes up. When I get her in position I start gently playing with her nipples. She kinda moans/sighs but doesn't wake up. I slide my hand down her body and slowly, ever so slowly, slide my finger inside her. She moans again but STILL doesn't wake up. Let me tell you this is one of the most erotic things I have ever experienced. I started working my fingers in her and after a few mins she cums and then starts awake. She turns to face me as I am running my fingers in and out of her again. Her eyes are so dark they are almost black and she starts rocking into my hand.

And then we have sex yadda yadda yadda. But it was one of those moments in your life you never forget. But on with the story.

So afterwards we get up and she introduces me to her 2 children. 1 is 2 and the other is 6 months old, both girls. Chis then tells me she couldn't get off from work and has to go in but she has changed times for the rest of the week to the night shift. She is a 911 dispatcher. So she gets up, gets dressed, and LEAVES me alone with her 2 children... a guy she has just met 30 mins ago for the first time. Needless to say I am uncomfortable and confused. So I spend the next 10 hours or so trying to entertain these 2 children. I have to change their diapers and all that jazz, something I had never done before. I fix the oldest some oatmeal and the youngest some baby food.

She comes home and we go out to eat. She then informs em she has to go BACK to work so that she can have the next day off to spend with me. We go home put the kids in one room and let them watch tv then we go to her bed and I spend 45 mins making her crawl across the bed. She then gets up and showers then leaves me there with the kids again.

So it rocks on this way for 4 days... she comes home, we have sex, she sleeps, I watch after the kids, she wakes up, we have sex, she leaves for work, I put the kids to bed, she comes in we have sex.. ect ect

On the fourth day she starts talking about me just moving out there to stay with her, while she has her hand wrapped around my cock and stroking me... I tense up because there is just some weird look in her eye.. and she has my cock in her hand! I say something like let em think about it or some shit and she goes back to work and I think awesome! dodged that bullet. After we are done she starts talking about how she doesn't want me to leave and how great this week has been for her and how she loves the way I treat her and her kids. My original plans were to stay 7 days but I had decided to leave on the 5th day instead. When i tell her this she goes ape shit. Starts yelling and throwing things around the room and I just sit there in stunned amazement. She finally calms down and says she has to leave for work. I tell her that I am leaving tomorrow night so you better make sure your regular baby sitter is here. She storms off and leaves.

Next morning I wake up to find her standing over me just staring at me. I ask her WTF she is doing and she said I was just memorizing your face and how you sleep. She lays down and we have sex. Instead of sleeping this time she wants to go to a amusement park. I say ok and off we go. We spend all day there and she loves all over me and acts like she just can't get enough of me. We leave the amusement park and go home.. she practically jumps me as soon as we are in her bed room. She gets me off multiple times and then lays down beside me...
"See?" she says. "See what you will be missing? Stay with me. Please?"

"No I have to go home. I am sorry but you knew this was only for a week."

"But I need you. I couldn't get a hold of the sitter and I have to go to work or they will fire me."

"Well instead of being at the park all day you should have been looking for a sitter. I am leaving and that's it. I am sorry about your sitter and job but you knew I was leaving"

"Fine! Let me run to the store and then you can go. I'll bring us some food and you can eat before you leave."

"Ok I'll wait that long."

She leaves and goes to get us some food. When she gets back it's some kinda Korean take out. She hands me mine. I had never eaten Korean before but there was something very... odd tasting about it. When I offer her a bite she won't take one. She just sits and watches me as I eat. After i am done I get my stuff up and put it in my car. She says it's too bad you didn't want to stay. Things could have been different. Good luck getting home and then she turns around and walks back in the house.

As I get into the truck the first stomach cramp hits me. I sit down in the truck and let it pass. I then leave. I drive home. After the first 40 miles I have to stop every 20 miles and either vomit or shit. I have such a bad headache my vision blurs to the point I have to pull over and wait a few minutes for it to clear. I call my parents and tell them what is happening. My mother tries to make me go to a hospital. I refuse and keep driving. The 11 hour drive takes me 15 hours. Towards the end of the trip my bowel movements contain some blood.

When I finally get home my parents are waiting in the driveway for me. After looking at me and hearing my symptoms my mother rushes me to the hospital. They do some tests and figure out I was poisoned with arsenic. I won't let my mother tell them who did it because I don't want Chis' kids to lose their mother too. I stay in the hospital 2 days while they flush my system using sulfur bills and lots of fluids.

This was the next to the last trip I took to meet Internet women. The next one convinced me that there is just no use in tempting fate. I stick now to the crazy bitches around my house... at least it's not as far to drive.

AladainAF · 10-09-2009, 02:28 PM

Dandai · 10-09-2009, 02:38 PM

A++ would read again. God I'm so glad I reminded you to post this.

Rathmort · 10-09-2009, 02:43 PM

Next to last?! Jeez...

Ham n Cheese · 10-09-2009, 02:50 PM

Good story. skeptical whether or not its yours though

kudos · 10-09-2009, 02:55 PM

I believe that story just because of the type of women I've met in real life that meet men on the internet. All of them are fucking insane.

Camerous · 10-09-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ham n Cheese

Good story. skeptical whether or not its yours though

*shrugs* I never lie and have told others about it. They can verify or not.

James · 10-09-2009, 03:02 PM

I believe it because Camerous is fucking retarded and you'd have to be a fuckin retard to get poisoned with fucking arsenic.

Utnayan · 10-09-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by James

I believe it because Camerous is fucking retarded and you'd have to be a fuckin retard to get poisoned with fucking arsenic.

Fuck yeah.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Good story Camerous. This makes me want to start telling a couple match.com stories when I went on there for a brief stint in 2008. Complete with a picture of a hot psycho chick naked.

Big W Powah! · 10-09-2009, 03:09 PM

Post the last one, fucker.

Big W Powah! · 10-09-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Utnayan

Fuck yeah.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Good story Camerous. This makes me want to start telling a couple match.com stories when I went on there for a brief stint in 2008. Complete with a picture of a hot psycho chick naked.

This thread is now titled "Crazy Stalker Bitches"...Go for it.

10-09-2009, 02:22 PM	#395 (permalink)
Camerous -internets from anon retards mean jack Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Overthere next to that place Posts: 2,720 -79 Internets	lol I had forgotten all about this until I got a PM today wanting the next story. By demand here it is. I was playing EQ and UO at the time. I was in a guild in UO with a few people who actually wrote stories for UO Stratics. One of these people was a woman named Chis, short for Christina. She lived in Kansas City and was married to another member of the guild. They were having trouble and since for some reason everyone likes telling me things she kept confiding in me about what was going on. At the same time I was talking to another guild member, Diana, about going to meet her in CA, which is another story btw that I will get to another day. She would cry and call me and we would talk for hours at a time about how shitty her husband was treating her and how she wished she could find a man to treat her the way she wanted to be treated. I listened and offered her my opinions and helped her get through it. Well this rocked on for a little while and finally Chis and her husband separated. He went back to his home in TX and she stayed in Missouri. I had my vacation check and a huge week at work so I had a few thousand in my pocket. I decided to drive and see Chis since the husband was gone. I drove 11 hours straight from my house to her's. I left my house at 8pm on a Friday and got to her house at 7am the next morning. She had told me to go on in when I go there that the door would be unlocked. I go in and she is laying completely naked on her bed, asleep. I tip toe in and strip and crawl in the bed next to her. I slowly work my way across the bed and put my arms slowly around her and begin pulling her closer to me. She never wakes up. When I get her in position I start gently playing with her nipples. She kinda moans/sighs but doesn't wake up. I slide my hand down her body and slowly, ever so slowly, slide my finger inside her. She moans again but STILL doesn't wake up. Let me tell you this is one of the most erotic things I have ever experienced. I started working my fingers in her and after a few mins she cums and then starts awake. She turns to face me as I am running my fingers in and out of her again. Her eyes are so dark they are almost black and she starts rocking into my hand. And then we have sex yadda yadda yadda. But it was one of those moments in your life you never forget. But on with the story. So afterwards we get up and she introduces me to her 2 children. 1 is 2 and the other is 6 months old, both girls. Chis then tells me she couldn't get off from work and has to go in but she has changed times for the rest of the week to the night shift. She is a 911 dispatcher. So she gets up, gets dressed, and LEAVES me alone with her 2 children... a guy she has just met 30 mins ago for the first time. Needless to say I am uncomfortable and confused. So I spend the next 10 hours or so trying to entertain these 2 children. I have to change their diapers and all that jazz, something I had never done before. I fix the oldest some oatmeal and the youngest some baby food. She comes home and we go out to eat. She then informs em she has to go BACK to work so that she can have the next day off to spend with me. We go home put the kids in one room and let them watch tv then we go to her bed and I spend 45 mins making her crawl across the bed. She then gets up and showers then leaves me there with the kids again. So it rocks on this way for 4 days... she comes home, we have sex, she sleeps, I watch after the kids, she wakes up, we have sex, she leaves for work, I put the kids to bed, she comes in we have sex.. ect ect On the fourth day she starts talking about me just moving out there to stay with her, while she has her hand wrapped around my cock and stroking me... I tense up because there is just some weird look in her eye.. and she has my cock in her hand! I say something like let em think about it or some shit and she goes back to work and I think awesome! dodged that bullet. After we are done she starts talking about how she doesn't want me to leave and how great this week has been for her and how she loves the way I treat her and her kids. My original plans were to stay 7 days but I had decided to leave on the 5th day instead. When i tell her this she goes ape shit. Starts yelling and throwing things around the room and I just sit there in stunned amazement. She finally calms down and says she has to leave for work. I tell her that I am leaving tomorrow night so you better make sure your regular baby sitter is here. She storms off and leaves. Next morning I wake up to find her standing over me just staring at me. I ask her WTF she is doing and she said I was just memorizing your face and how you sleep. She lays down and we have sex. Instead of sleeping this time she wants to go to a amusement park. I say ok and off we go. We spend all day there and she loves all over me and acts like she just can't get enough of me. We leave the amusement park and go home.. she practically jumps me as soon as we are in her bed room. She gets me off multiple times and then lays down beside me... "See?" she says. "See what you will be missing? Stay with me. Please?" "No I have to go home. I am sorry but you knew this was only for a week." "But I need you. I couldn't get a hold of the sitter and I have to go to work or they will fire me." "Well instead of being at the park all day you should have been looking for a sitter. I am leaving and that's it. I am sorry about your sitter and job but you knew I was leaving" "Fine! Let me run to the store and then you can go. I'll bring us some food and you can eat before you leave." "Ok I'll wait that long." She leaves and goes to get us some food. When she gets back it's some kinda Korean take out. She hands me mine. I had never eaten Korean before but there was something very... odd tasting about it. When I offer her a bite she won't take one. She just sits and watches me as I eat. After i am done I get my stuff up and put it in my car. She says it's too bad you didn't want to stay. Things could have been different. Good luck getting home and then she turns around and walks back in the house. As I get into the truck the first stomach cramp hits me. I sit down in the truck and let it pass. I then leave. I drive home. After the first 40 miles I have to stop every 20 miles and either vomit or shit. I have such a bad headache my vision blurs to the point I have to pull over and wait a few minutes for it to clear. I call my parents and tell them what is happening. My mother tries to make me go to a hospital. I refuse and keep driving. The 11 hour drive takes me 15 hours. Towards the end of the trip my bowel movements contain some blood. When I finally get home my parents are waiting in the driveway for me. After looking at me and hearing my symptoms my mother rushes me to the hospital. They do some tests and figure out I was poisoned with arsenic. I won't let my mother tell them who did it because I don't want Chis' kids to lose their mother too. I stay in the hospital 2 days while they flush my system using sulfur bills and lots of fluids. This was the next to the last trip I took to meet Internet women. The next one convinced me that there is just no use in tempting fate. I stick now to the crazy bitches around my house... at least it's not as far to drive. __________________ Give me more -internets you little bishes!

10-09-2009, 02:28 PM	#396 (permalink)
AladainAF Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 3,940 -43 Internets	Wow. __________________ Vexacion (Elyos) - Marchutan

10-09-2009, 02:50 PM	#399 (permalink)
Ham n Cheese The sky calls to us Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 12,464 +58 Internets	Good story. skeptical whether or not its yours though __________________

10-09-2009, 02:55 PM	#400 (permalink)
kudos 80° when I tell a bitch please Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,661 -11 Internets	I believe that story just because of the type of women I've met in real life that meet men on the internet. All of them are fucking insane. __________________ Pissing off Everquest players since 1999-2009

10-09-2009, 03:02 PM	#402 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,399	I believe it because Camerous is fucking retarded and you'd have to be a fuckin retard to get poisoned with fucking arsenic. __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

10-09-2009, 02:38 PM	#397 (permalink)
Dandai Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Columbia, MO Posts: 313 +19 Internets	A++ would read again. God I'm so glad I reminded you to post this.

10-09-2009, 02:43 PM	#398 (permalink)
Rathmort Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 362 -4 Internets	Next to last?! Jeez...

10-09-2009, 03:09 PM	#404 (permalink)
Big W Powah! You pussies can -interwebs better than that. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 3,044 -80 Internets	Post the last one, fucker. __________________ Brutefight Motherfucker

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