Survivor 16: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites

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Originally Posted by Ejukated

Edit: Has anyone here tried applying before?

Yes I have a few times. The most important part is the video I guess. They receive like 2 million apps a year and pick 16 people so it is kinda like winning the lottery if you get picked. Plus I am sort of an average joe so I don't really stand out in my app.

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So yea every week I wanted chet voted off since he is deadweight and he basically sucks. But this week I wanted to see some backstabbing and a total blindside. I really wanted to see them vote off Ozzie even though Ozzie is one of my favorites in Survivor history and one of the best players to ever play the game. I just didn't like how he was so cocky at tribal and it would have made for good TV to see him get blindsided. In the end Chet was just a little bitch and played easily one of the worst games of Survivor ever played, he is tied with a few others who have sucked and cried like a winey bitch the whole time there. People like myself and Jonathon Pender would kill to play the game. Poor Jonathon really wanted to be there and had no choice but to leave that sucked for him, I really felt bad for him. The quitters like Chet and other quitters in Survivor history (and there are a few) really piss me off cause if you are gonna cry like a baby and quit why did you sign up in the first place. Seriously put someone like me on the show who would kill to be there and would eat rats, bugs, worms, and grass to survive. Chet could have helped out his friends and gotten rid of Ozzy and had one of the best blindsides ever but his boo boo on his toe (that I couldn't even see) was making him QQ.

And lol at the guy who actually thought that was a real immunity idol. It is a carved up twig. When has the idol ever looked like that? What a moron. I can't wait till he plays that thing the joke will be on him and what even better is he tried to make Ozzy look like he had the idol and it is going to make him look like even a bigger fool when he plays that thing. The joke is on him.

[Soygen]

Yeah, even when Chet finally gave in and wanted the boot, he dropped the ball on helping his old tribemates out. He was fucking pathetic.

As far as the guy who has the fake idol, I don't know. He kind of didn't seem so sure it was the idol when he found it and maybe he really does think Ozzy has the idol and is trying to flush it out, before using what is a pretty suspect looking piece of wood. Heh.

[Sean]

So-so ep. I'm very sad to see Jonathon gone - he was by far the most interesting guy on there and I wish he could have gone all the way.

Fuck Chet for being a pussy fucking bitch and not getting Ozzy out. That would surely have been one of the most spectacular moments in Survivor history.

And lol at the newb and his fake idol.

[budrick]

I was sad to see Johnathan go as well. I thought he had game this time.
Someone please smack that bitch Cirie.
Where's Wayne Brady when you need him?

[Soygen]

Yeah, I felt bad for Jonathan. Getting removed due to an injury has to really suck.

[Goofy]

parvati is hot as fuck.

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Originally Posted by Goofy

parvati is hot as fuck.

She really is. Her stomach really does it for me.

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I think Amanda is hotter.

[Goofy]

nice tits nice abs nice ass.

face like mandy moore.

ooo.

[Teger]

This season rules. Sucks that Jonathon got the infection though, but I'm glad Chet was gone. All the Fans are really annoying, and holy shit, Ozzie is a beast in challenges. Also Pavarti > Amanda x 500. Amanda's face is so meh

[Brutul Tarew Marr]

Chet is a pathetic excuse for a human being. Even though blindsiding Ozzie would have been pretty big, it would have been a bad move getting rid of your best challenge guy before the merge. They have done way too much of that. I agree that the alliance forming and scheming started way too early and both teams (especially the fans) are weaker as a result of it. Right now I like Eliza, Ami, Tracy, and Amanda (even with the annoying couple alliance crap). I can't stand Cerie and thank GOD that I don't have to watch Chet whining anymore. I wanted to like Joel, but he was just such a douche-bag I don't care that he is gone. The crab trap was awesome. I am definitely going to remember that if I ever get stranded on a tropical island. Too bad about Jonathan, he was really given new life by the shuffle and was in a pretty good position to get rid of James and Parvati so it sucked that he went out that way. Sucks for Eliza too, I think the two of them could have gone far. I don't see how they can call her a weak player either. She is small, but she was a solid contributor in like 3 of the last 4 challenges. James and Joel on the other hand, everyone thinks are so important, but they both pretty much suck in challenges. They are big and strong, but not very athletic. Agile little guys like Ozzie and Eric have been much better than either of them in challenges.

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Originally Posted by Brutul Tarew Marr

Chet is a pathetic excuse for a human being.

You know, it really irks me when you have a guy like Jonathan, who is has a legitimate chance of suffering permanent injury or death crying and arguing that he wants to stay in the game, not only to win, but for the benefit of this tribe, and I believe he really did feel bad for his tribe. Then you have Chet crying that his heel hurts and wants to be voted out? It boggles the mind how someone can be that worthless.

Here's my thing though, if he wanted to save a little bit of dignity and at least try and contribute / play the game with one modicum of strategy for the fans why didn't he:

1) Tell only the fans about his heel and how he thinks he needs to go
2) Rally them to vote at tribal to remove Ozzie, they had the numbers, he would have been gone
3) Remove him self from the game the next morning at camp. As far as I understand that, you always have the option of quiting.
4) Profit???

I can't wait until the reunion and we get to see montages of how absolutely worthless and pathetic Chet was. There almost needs to be a rally to vote Jonathan the favorite so he wins $100,000 after the end of it all.

[Goofy]

yeah seriously chet is useless

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FYI: Survivor is on Wed Night this week due to March madness.


Players like Amanda and Parvati are kinda worthless too. They just flirt with the strong guys and anchor onto them like a parasite then after the merge get rid of the strong guys and go to the final tribal. Seriously they use their looks and that's it they don't really do much more. YES they are hot, really hot, and I don't blame the guys at all but a player like Cirie who annoys me at least plays a better game in my book.