Lohan on SNL

Zarcath · 04-16-2006, 01:41 AM

Maybe I didn't pay attention much to her before, but has her voice always been that crackly and annoying?

Communistbloc · 04-16-2006, 06:41 AM

She wasn't anorexic it seemed. She was pretty hot in a couple of the skits, but pretty ugly in a couple of the others.

HailToTheChimp · 04-16-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Zarcath

Maybe I didn't pay attention much to her before, but has her voice always been that crackly and annoying?

I was wondering the same thing last night. Im pretty sure it always hasnt been like that, but who knows wtf is up with her voice. Still, you cant deny the fact that "Lindsay Lohan got some big ass titties"

Millie · 04-16-2006, 10:37 AM

You can credit chain smoking with having done that to her voice. That's what happens when you smoke 15 packs a day to avoid having to eat food.

Maybe it's just me, but I thought she looked awful last night. I mean, meth-head awful. She had this really blistered, pock-marked face -- the kind you always see in those warning pictures of crystal meth abusers. There was just something fundamentally "damaged" about her appearance. I thought it was striking, actually.

Sure, she wasn't as skinny as she has been before. But the ravages of her lifestyle have obviously taken their toll.

Samus Aran · 04-16-2006, 11:39 AM

Anyone have some pics from last nights show? I missed it.

BitterButter · 04-16-2006, 10:14 PM

SNL's humor is severely lacking. It's annoying everytime they do a skit and most of the people are staring off into a cue card. The only semi funny thing from last night was the spoof of Bill O'Reilly's show, forgot the name of it.

Mir · 04-17-2006, 12:40 AM

Nothing on this piece of shit show is ever funny, and it hasn't been for so many years I wonder how it's allowed to even stay on the air. I get sucked into it all the time because it'll be the only thing on so I turn it on in the background almost as if to see just how bad it's going to be. I guess that's it. I'd whole heartedly believe that every bit of their ratings comes from America tuning in to see what a horrible miserable pile of steaming dog shit the show is going to be.

Lohan did look like a scumbag junkie in this, but it was fun to watch her titties flop around all over the place.

One thing they need to do is take that fat kid from keenan and kel on nickelodeon, who they put in basically every sketch these days, and bring him around back and shoot him in the face. Hitler's holocaust was a lesser crime against humanity than his body of work on SNL.

theawddone · 04-17-2006, 12:42 AM

...where are the pics!?

BitterButter · 04-17-2006, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mir

One thing they need to do is take that fat kid from keenan and kel on nickelodeon, who they put in basically every sketch these days, and bring him around back and shoot him in the face. Hitler's holocaust was a lesser crime against humanity than his body of work on SNL.

haha, so true.

Zarcath · 04-17-2006, 01:22 AM

I'm unable to find pics. I was kind of grossed out by her coin slot skit, that bitch has got no ass.

Samus Aran · 04-17-2006, 01:37 AM

Just watched it and Millie is right.

Soriak · 04-17-2006, 03:09 AM

It should be a crime to go from hot to not in such a short time... I mean, Nicole Richie & Co were never hot to begin with, but Lindsay =/

What a shame

randomguy · 04-17-2006, 07:43 AM

she looked like she got some meat back on her. id still hit it if given the chance, cause of herbie the love bug. i thought her voice was always annoying, the last time she was on the show, it was just gross. thank god for making scarlett though, so i forget about lohan.

Millie · 04-17-2006, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mir

One thing they need to do is take that fat kid from keenan and kel on nickelodeon, who they put in basically every sketch these days, and bring him around back and shoot him in the face. Hitler's holocaust was a lesser crime against humanity than his body of work on SNL.

I agree wholeheartedly. That Keenan guy has no business on a real show like SNL, regardless of how shitty SNL currently is. It really says something about how low SNL's professionalism has stooped, when they have to be farming talent from fucking Nickelodeon.

What's the over/under on when Amanda Bynes joins the cast?

Taehoon · 04-17-2006, 09:20 AM

Lohan's next movie: Clean Girls.

*crickets*

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04-16-2006, 06:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Communistbloc Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 739 +0 Internets	She wasn't anorexic it seemed. She was pretty hot in a couple of the skits, but pretty ugly in a couple of the others.

04-16-2006, 10:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Millie More Adventurous Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,598	You can credit chain smoking with having done that to her voice. That's what happens when you smoke 15 packs a day to avoid having to eat food. Maybe it's just me, but I thought she looked awful last night. I mean, meth-head awful. She had this really blistered, pock-marked face -- the kind you always see in those warning pictures of crystal meth abusers. There was just something fundamentally "damaged" about her appearance. I thought it was striking, actually. Sure, she wasn't as skinny as she has been before. But the ravages of her lifestyle have obviously taken their toll.

04-16-2006, 11:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 773 -1 Internets	Anyone have some pics from last nights show? I missed it.

04-16-2006, 10:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
BitterButter Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 81 +0 Internets	SNL's humor is severely lacking. It's annoying everytime they do a skit and most of the people are staring off into a cue card. The only semi funny thing from last night was the spoof of Bill O'Reilly's show, forgot the name of it.

04-17-2006, 12:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mir HULK SMASH Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Saturn Posts: 222 -2 Internets	Nothing on this piece of shit show is ever funny, and it hasn't been for so many years I wonder how it's allowed to even stay on the air. I get sucked into it all the time because it'll be the only thing on so I turn it on in the background almost as if to see just how bad it's going to be. I guess that's it. I'd whole heartedly believe that every bit of their ratings comes from America tuning in to see what a horrible miserable pile of steaming dog shit the show is going to be. Lohan did look like a scumbag junkie in this, but it was fun to watch her titties flop around all over the place. One thing they need to do is take that fat kid from keenan and kel on nickelodeon, who they put in basically every sketch these days, and bring him around back and shoot him in the face. Hitler's holocaust was a lesser crime against humanity than his body of work on SNL.

04-17-2006, 12:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
theawddone Doooooooooooom...? Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 892 -1 Internets	...where are the pics!?

04-17-2006, 01:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Zarcath Slantiest Eyes in Town Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 4,754 +5 Internets	I'm unable to find pics. I was kind of grossed out by her coin slot skit, that bitch has got no ass.

04-17-2006, 01:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 773 -1 Internets	Just watched it and Millie is right.

04-17-2006, 03:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Soriak Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 4,040 +14 Internets	It should be a crime to go from hot to not in such a short time... I mean, Nicole Richie & Co were never hot to begin with, but Lindsay =/ What a shame

04-17-2006, 07:43 AM	#13 (permalink)
randomguy WOAH. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 650 +0 Internets	she looked like she got some meat back on her. id still hit it if given the chance, cause of herbie the love bug. i thought her voice was always annoying, the last time she was on the show, it was just gross. thank god for making scarlett though, so i forget about lohan.

04-17-2006, 09:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
Taehoon Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 518 +0 Internets	Lohan's next movie: Clean Girls. crickets