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10-09-2007, 01:42 AM
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| HorrorFK  Join Date: Jul 2002
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 | I Love New York 2 God Damn hoes! This show is totally worth a thread (not usually VH1 reality shows up on this peace). Season opener was great! Here's a list of the guys with some funny comments from New York and Sister Patterson. Eliminated in Red. Internet Cast: The Entertainer - "I'm not shakin this guys hand. My third eye tells me he's a pervert." Ears - "They call me the Total Package." "No no no. You're not the total package." Sweetie Pie - "They call me Brooklyn." "Uhhh I don't think so!" Mr. Wise - "Is that White Boy? I thought we got rid of him last season." Milliown - "This is a pack of sorry losers!" Mama's Boys: Yours - "What you want me to call you?" "Call me yours!" Pretty - "I don't mind him being one of my mom's favorites." Punk - "If he's here for me, and I can call him that, it shouldn't matter." Champion - "If Tiffany doesn't want him, he can come home with me." Tailor Made - "This guy walks up here with a tight ass suit on lookin like a crooked booky." Normal Guys Budhha - "Why you wanna be called Budhha? A little fat bald guy." Midget Mac - "AYYYYYYYYYIyiyiyiyiyiyiyaaaaa...uhh.." Manman - "Mahmuh? Muahmah? Mahman? Oh it's Maaaan Maaaan." 20 Pack - "20 Pack.. oohh00ooohhh *orgasm*" Doc - "Wha'sup Doc... hehhehhhh" Cheezy - "Oh my goodness what is this thing commin towards me." Knockout - "Knockout? I'll call him the Gilla Gorilla" Wolf - "Who is this barefoot freak comin into my house with no shoes?" Unsure - "Are you a cross-dresser? Have you ever worn women's make-up?" It - "That's a very fitting name, because I don't know what 'it' is."
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10-09-2007, 02:41 AM
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| Y HELO THAR!!1  Join Date: Jun 2002
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| So I take it Fireman didnt get into the finals? This is bullshit because he easily had the most votes since he had 3 well-known internet forums all voting for him and he was in the top 3 every round up until the final vote. I was only gonna watch this shitty show just for him but knowing he isnt on it I wont bother.
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10-09-2007, 08:46 PM
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| HorrorFK Join Date: Jul 2002
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| Episode #1: The Mixer. New York and Sister Patterson socialized around the backyard of the New York mansion. Manman and Calliown got into a heated argument in front of Sister Patterson, causing her to walk away. Wolf told New York he had a big dick out of nowhere. As New York was talking with one of the Mama's Boys, It scooted next to her on the bench, and started licking her shoulder... it looked as if he was going to completely rape her. Tailor Made started "dropping" $100 bills next to guys so they would leave her alone, in order to get his time with her. Eventually, she grew tired with the easily-noticeable boring dudes. Funny part during the elimination, she started a speech similar to "I was unsure about this guy, but we both had a lot of love for each other, and..." when Unsure started walking down to get his chain. "Uhhh, no honey." It was hilarious! He got a chain later on, though. Pick of the liter? MIDGET MAC. Last to get his chain, first to win the damn thang'
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