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Old 12-02-2002, 11:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs down www.Pitchforkmedia.com

Look, I like Indie rock as much as the next guy, being a huge follower of it for years.

But the pretentious little bastards who review music on this site seriously need to choke on something pink and hairy. Their reviews are based more on the hype and label of a band as opposed to the actual quality of the music, and they seem to take delight in shooting down popular music on a whole, except for their pet band Radiohead.

Their reviews are poorly structured, arrogant, and uninformative. They seem more content dropping buzzwords and describing record labels than they would be with actually reviewing music.
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Old 12-02-2002, 03:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah, those guys pretty much piss me off.

Here's how to write an arrogant indie-rock review.

First off, is the album popular? Is there a band that is less popular that has received less attention? Then you hate this album!

Sometimes I think I learn more about the arrogance of the writers than I do about the album.

I don't always agree with the critics at AMG www.allmusic.com but I think they're less arrogant, and more apt to look at the big picture of the music.

They completely trashed a lot of the albums I really love, like Porcupine Tree, Beck's new disc, hell even Garbage 2.0, but AMG has been more than fair on these.

I really couldn't stand hanging out with arrogant music bastards in college, and I don't think I like reading the sight they all work for now either ;p
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Old 12-02-2002, 04:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The only people that deserve to be that jaded about music are musicians.
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Old 12-02-2002, 05:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I like Pitchfork a lot. I don't think they're hype driven at all, and they definitely don't trash records just because they're popular. They're about the most honest national level music review outlet around, in my opinion.

The accusation that they trash anything popular and praise anything signifigantly obscure and hyped breaks down when you actually go through their reviews. Look at some of the artists to release albums pitchfork ranked a 9.0 or better:

Bjork
Pavement
Keith Fullerton Whitman
The Fall
Isis
Ween
Mouse on Mars
Add N to (X)
Low
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Ryan Adams
Miles Davis
XTC
Tom Waits
Elvis Costello
Sonic Youth
Dick Dale
Radiohead
The Chemical Brothers
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Beck (for Mutations and Odelay)
The Strokes
The White Stripes
Eminem
Múm
Mark Eitzel
Blur
Wilco
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead
Sleater-Kinney
Yo La Tengo
Amon Tobin
Pretty Girls Make Graves
The Microphones
Built To Spill
Bauhaus
Interpol
Aphex Twin
Pennywise
Sunny Day Real Estate
Clinic
Sigur Ros
The Roots
Spoon
Modest Mouse
The Flaming Lips
Eric B & Rakim
The Avalanches
Manic Street Preachers


I don't know how you can look at that list and say pitchfork hate popular music, and only push albums hyped by record labels they represent.

Yes, they're arrogant, and they trash a lot of music, but that's their mandate, and they do a damn good job of it. They cater to knowledgable music fans who have been around a while, and they don't praise an album unless it deserves it. And they only savage an album if it deserves it (like Audioslave). They're balanced, otherwise.
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Old 12-02-2002, 05:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If you don't like Indie Rock, you recognized maybe 5 bands on that list. I call bullshit.
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Old 12-02-2002, 05:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Pitchfork are an independent music website. Read Rolling Stone or NME if you want mainstream.
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Old 12-02-2002, 08:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't want a mainstream site, I just want honest reviews of indie bands like the website advertises. But instead it lambastes bands like The Smashing Pumpkins and Tool whenever fancy strikes, then goes back to having conditional reviews of indie bands.
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Smashing Pumpkins - Adore (8.1)

Smashing Pumpkins - Machina II (7.7)

Tool - Lateralus (1.9)

Yes, they slammed Lateralus, but you can't tell me that review wasn't amusing and informative. Plus, it's mentioned, right in the review, that the reviewer liked Undertow. The only Smashing Pumpkins release they've ever really hated was Machina, which did indeed suck. Even the boring and overproduced Melon Collie got a respectable 6.8.

Do pitchfork love some obscure bands? Yes, but they don't have any sort of bias against success. Look at their top 20 albums of the 90s:

1. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
2. Radiohead - OK Computer
3. Pavement - Slanted & Enchanted
4. Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand
5. Liz Phair - Exile In Guyville
6. Nirvana - Nevermind
7. DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...
8. Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes
9. Beck - Odelay
10. Pavement - Crooked Rain
11. Built To Spill - There's Nothing Wrong With Love
12. The Pixies - Trompe Le Monde
13. Radiohead - The Bends
14. Weezer - Weezer
15. Sunny Day Real Estate - How It Feels To Be Something On
16. Beastie Boys - Check Your Head
17. Walt Mink - El Producto
18. Bjork - Homogenic
19. Jawbox - For Your Own Special Sweetheart
20. Jeff Buckley - Grace

You can make a case Pavement, Built To Spill, The Pixies and Jawbox are obscure and pretentious bands favoured by the literati, but all of them sold millions of records. Apart from Walt Mink, who are definitely obscure, every other album on this list was both a commercial and critical success. Most went platinum, and all of them produced at least one hit single (although My Bloody Valentine never really made it in North America).
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha the guy who reviewed one album (at around a 6.5?) said that listeners were better off sticking to "album Y" which, another reviewer gave a 2.3.

I call bullshit. It's a collective of crabby pretentious arrogance-mongers. Screw it.
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Old 12-03-2002, 12:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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If you don't like their reviews, don't read them, but it's pretty clear they're not the industry-hype-machine-who-hate-mainstream people here want them to be.

And Tarissa, different reviewers have different opinions, just like different people here have different opinions. Pitchfork loved Interpol, I think they're shit. That doesn't mean they're always wrong.
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Old 12-03-2002, 03:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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What validity can you give any site when its just a one off of, not something based off real firm and understandable criteria, but half-cocked opinions and arrogant bias?
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Old 12-03-2002, 05:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I would like to take a minute to say that "And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead" is a pretty amazing name for a band.

Special mention to "Godspeed You Black Emperor!" too (that got a great review from my regional newspaper btw).

That is all.
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Old 12-03-2002, 06:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I thought Bareback Ride was Walt Mink's best album, but nonetheless anyone who hasn't should check them out. They were probably my biggest inspiration (guitar-wise) back in high school.

... I actually think the site has some pretty good reviews of indie stuff. I don't pay attention to their other reviews really. I wouldn't go to a hardcore site to get reviews of the latest N'Sync, but whatever.

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Old 12-03-2002, 07:25 AM   #14 (permalink)
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If you don't like Indie Rock, you recognized maybe 5 bands on that list. I call bullshit.
Yea no shit, although I think I knew 6 bands!
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huh? I heard of 20 of this list and am familiar with the music of 14... maybe that because there is a lot of european stuff?
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