Favorite lyrics?

Samus Aran · 10-19-2005, 02:39 PM

What's your favorite lyrics, or maybe just a section of lyrics from a song that you fuckin love? They can either be serious, funny, or just shit that makes you want to go crazy. Personally, these are some of my favorite sections and sing alongs.

Elysia - Triumph (www.myspace.com/elysia if you want to sing along)

"I hope you get FUCKED DEAD

this is hell, your severed body's left to dwell
not a trick just a whore chokin on a dick
your desires led to me building fires
in your home, you shouldn't sleep alone

I fucking triumph
SUCK ON THAT"

Elysia - Flithy

"Dig a ditch -
and bury the bitch"

Lynch thy Beauty

"It must be hard to apologize with that dick in your mouth."

Exorciate - Flawless

"No, you didn't forget to breath -
I just ripped the lungs out of your chest"

"Tease her, please her, stick in the freezer"

Millie · 10-19-2005, 02:41 PM

Just about anything by the late Ol Dirty Bastard is hilarious and ingenius.

Samus Aran · 10-19-2005, 02:44 PM

Haha, yea definitely.

"God made dirt, and dirt'll bust yo ass."

Ichu · 10-19-2005, 03:13 PM

Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver

Digging up her corpse, she is worm infested
Badly decomposed, but I take her to my home
Stench of rot turns me on and my cock grows rapidly
I am so horny, I need to fuck that dirty whore
I put my cock in her mouth, bitch gives rotted head
It feels so good, I slap her pus-filled face
Now its time to give her something
Tonguefucking putrefying cunt
The taste is incredible, much better than the one that is alive
I eat maggots from her pussy
I turn her over and start to fuck like a mad dog
Deeper and harder, I am about to go crazy
Now its time to penetrate ass
Her asshole is so tight, this must be her first time
Faster and faster, I can feel my balls banging against her cunt
I quickly cum, squirting inside rectum
Pulling my cock out, its covered with with sperm, shit and insects
Fucking stupid bitch, your ass was dirty, you fucking dead slut
I brutally smash my fist up her cunt and rip her entrails out
Double fistfucking her asshole
Chainsaw mutilation, she is now in pieces
I put all parts in plastic bags and drive back to cemetary
One by one I throw bags down her grave
No time to bury her again, fuck you, whore

Samus Aran · 10-19-2005, 03:47 PM

Putrid Pile - Covered in Excrement.

Willfully painted with feces
Smear it on your body parts
Choking you with my cock
Vomit on my genitalia
Now your ready for my meat, ram it in your ass
Grudge fucking you from behind
Blood drips to the floor
The stench of excrement lingers in the air
Visions of me killing you, fulfilling my needs
(strangulation while fucking you from behind
Die as i cum inside [3x])
You had no idea of what was to come
Dead and covered in shit, face down on the floor
Laughing hysterically as i piss on corpse
Good for nothing worthless whore
Rotting in hell forever
Slicing your cadaver up with a rusty strait razor
Rubbing my cock in the bleeding cuts
Taste the blood as it trickles off my hand on to my tongue
Necrophilia, fucking the dead is the only way to sooths the savage beast

BruuceWarduck · 10-19-2005, 04:06 PM

any song about straightedge pretty much.

Blacklisted-

"The outcome will show in the end. I never called you a friend."

Hope Conspiracy-

"Smashing holes in the walls of your everyday"

There not about dicks or other various parts of your body, but i like those.

Samus Aran · 10-19-2005, 04:14 PM

What about some Black My Heart, (Boston straight edge) -

"These are my friends, I have their back, they are closest thing to blood that I have".

BruuceWarduck · 10-19-2005, 04:25 PM

ive never heard them but im sure its cool as long as its about straightedge!

Zinke · 10-19-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ichu

Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver

seek help?

Froofy-D · 10-19-2005, 06:12 PM

Das Efx - Dead Serious

"Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Thunder, thunder, thundercats, ho"

Angry Samoans - The Ballad of Jerry Curlan

"Sucks his mothers asshole licks his sisters pussy,
Buttfucks his father, buttfucks his brother,
sucks dog dick, sucks horsey dick, is a queer
Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari, and sucks assholes."

All the early gangster rap has great lyrics. NWA, Dr. Dre, Snoop, etc... Eminem has some really funny stuff.

Ronne · 10-19-2005, 09:17 PM

This thread scares me. You people listen to some truly horrible music.

Biggyto · 10-20-2005, 12:48 AM

To try and get away from the scary "my parents couldn't afford therapy so I listen to Anal Cunt" lyrics. I'll express my insane fanboyism of weakerthans lyrics.

"Let our talk about the ball game
and the weather show we care.
Like a sound we didn't notice,
until it stopped and left us there.

With the traffic and our heartbeats
beating in straight time,
let our hatred and affection
march in the same line,
Before we say goodnight."

"the guess who suck, the jets were lousy anyway
the same mood every day
and in the turning lane
someone's stalled again
he's talking to himself
and hears the price of gas repeat his phrase
i hate winnipeg"

"I've got this store-bought way of saying I'm okay,
and you learned how to cry in total silence.
We're talented and bright.
We're lonely and uptight.
We've found some lovely ways to disappoint,"

"Rely a bit to heavily on alcohol and irony.
Get clobbered on by courtesy, in love with love, and lousy poetry."

"Let's plant a bomb at city-hall and kill an MLA.
We'll talk the night away.
You call in sick, I'll quit the word-games that I play."

"Somewhere sympathy is more than just a way of leaving.
Somewhere someone says 'I'm sorry.'
Someone's making plans to stay."
So tell me it's okay."

/emo

BruuceWarduck · 10-20-2005, 02:55 AM

how did i forget about Blatz?

every Blatz song has the best lyrics ever written.

Baradak · 10-20-2005, 05:33 PM

Redman and Kool Keith/Doctor Octagon/Doctor Doom (and his 800 other personas) always spit some great lines.

Hateyou · 10-20-2005, 05:56 PM

Don't know if I have any 'favorite' lyrics, but I like most of Misfits, Guttermouth, and Butt Trumpet lyrics. Just cause they make me laugh.

Guttermouth- Lucky the Luckiest Donkey.

My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico
She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen
She had to make some cash
For 50,000 pesos
The donkey fucked her ass
Im so ashamed it made me sick
My mother’s box was his salt lick
Human donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
It wasnt for the dough
A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show
The crowd would shout ole!
As she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron
Demand their money back
The donkeys name was lucky
Oh boy he loved to fuck
He’d get so damn excited
He’d kick and make you duck
If you want to be a star
Its easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants
And let lucky fuck your anus
A real freak show in the pit
The donkey’s fuckin my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey

10-19-2005, 02:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Favorite lyrics? What's your favorite lyrics, or maybe just a section of lyrics from a song that you fuckin love? They can either be serious, funny, or just shit that makes you want to go crazy. Personally, these are some of my favorite sections and sing alongs. Elysia - Triumph (www.myspace.com/elysia if you want to sing along) "I hope you get FUCKED DEAD this is hell, your severed body's left to dwell not a trick just a whore chokin on a dick your desires led to me building fires in your home, you shouldn't sleep alone I fucking triumph SUCK ON THAT" Elysia - Flithy "Dig a ditch - and bury the bitch" Lynch thy Beauty "It must be hard to apologize with that dick in your mouth." Exorciate - Flawless "No, you didn't forget to breath - I just ripped the lungs out of your chest" "Tease her, please her, stick in the freezer"

10-19-2005, 06:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Froofy-D upper management material Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,000 +8 Internets	Das Efx - Dead Serious "Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show Thunder, thunder, thundercats, ho" Angry Samoans - The Ballad of Jerry Curlan "Sucks his mothers asshole licks his sisters pussy, Buttfucks his father, buttfucks his brother, sucks dog dick, sucks horsey dick, is a queer Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari, and sucks assholes." All the early gangster rap has great lyrics. NWA, Dr. Dre, Snoop, etc... Eminem has some really funny stuff. Last edited by Froofy-D : 10-19-2005 at 07:15 PM.

10-20-2005, 05:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
Baradak Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 206 -2 Internets	Redman and Kool Keith/Doctor Octagon/Doctor Doom (and his 800 other personas) always spit some great lines. __________________ FFXI: Spheric (Taru ??/??) - Fenrir Baradak (57 GAL BRD/WHM) - Hades (lost for now) WoW: Baradak 61 Warrior - Stormrage Everquest: Baradak 71 Warrior - Prexus (Terris Thule)

10-20-2005, 05:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
Hateyou Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 1,917 -4 Internets	Don't know if I have any 'favorite' lyrics, but I like most of Misfits, Guttermouth, and Butt Trumpet lyrics. Just cause they make me laugh. Guttermouth- Lucky the Luckiest Donkey. My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago Her purse had just been stolen She had to make some cash For 50,000 pesos The donkey fucked her ass Im so ashamed it made me sick My mother’s box was his salt lick Human donkey fornication Her taco is the destination It soon became apparent It wasnt for the dough A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show The crowd would shout ole! As she nibbled on his sack They never had a patron Demand their money back The donkeys name was lucky Oh boy he loved to fuck He’d get so damn excited He’d kick and make you duck If you want to be a star Its easy to be famous Just pull down your pants And let lucky fuck your anus A real freak show in the pit The donkey’s fuckin my moms tits Acting like a true ranchero Dancing around a big sombrero Lucky the luckiest donkey __________________ NaikoHatezyou.

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10-19-2005, 02:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Millie Loves the Powerglove. It's so bad! Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,788	Just about anything by the late Ol Dirty Bastard is hilarious and ingenius.

10-19-2005, 02:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Haha, yea definitely. "God made dirt, and dirt'll bust yo ass."

10-19-2005, 03:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ichu Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 221 +7 Internets	Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver Digging up her corpse, she is worm infested Badly decomposed, but I take her to my home Stench of rot turns me on and my cock grows rapidly I am so horny, I need to fuck that dirty whore I put my cock in her mouth, bitch gives rotted head It feels so good, I slap her pus-filled face Now its time to give her something Tonguefucking putrefying cunt The taste is incredible, much better than the one that is alive I eat maggots from her pussy I turn her over and start to fuck like a mad dog Deeper and harder, I am about to go crazy Now its time to penetrate ass Her asshole is so tight, this must be her first time Faster and faster, I can feel my balls banging against her cunt I quickly cum, squirting inside rectum Pulling my cock out, its covered with with sperm, shit and insects Fucking stupid bitch, your ass was dirty, you fucking dead slut I brutally smash my fist up her cunt and rip her entrails out Double fistfucking her asshole Chainsaw mutilation, she is now in pieces I put all parts in plastic bags and drive back to cemetary One by one I throw bags down her grave No time to bury her again, fuck you, whore

10-19-2005, 03:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Putrid Pile - Covered in Excrement. Willfully painted with feces Smear it on your body parts Choking you with my cock Vomit on my genitalia Now your ready for my meat, ram it in your ass Grudge fucking you from behind Blood drips to the floor The stench of excrement lingers in the air Visions of me killing you, fulfilling my needs (strangulation while fucking you from behind Die as i cum inside [3x]) You had no idea of what was to come Dead and covered in shit, face down on the floor Laughing hysterically as i piss on corpse Good for nothing worthless whore Rotting in hell forever Slicing your cadaver up with a rusty strait razor Rubbing my cock in the bleeding cuts Taste the blood as it trickles off my hand on to my tongue Necrophilia, fucking the dead is the only way to sooths the savage beast

10-19-2005, 04:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
BruuceWarduck Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Banned.... SIKE! Posts: 811 +0 Internets	any song about straightedge pretty much. Blacklisted- "The outcome will show in the end. I never called you a friend." Hope Conspiracy- "Smashing holes in the walls of your everyday" There not about dicks or other various parts of your body, but i like those.

10-19-2005, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	What about some Black My Heart, (Boston straight edge) - "These are my friends, I have their back, they are closest thing to blood that I have".

10-19-2005, 04:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
BruuceWarduck Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Banned.... SIKE! Posts: 811 +0 Internets	ive never heard them but im sure its cool as long as its about straightedge!

10-19-2005, 09:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ronne Hurrah for happenstance. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Harvard IL Posts: 4,003 +3 Internets	This thread scares me. You people listen to some truly horrible music.

10-20-2005, 12:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Biggyto Mangina Join Date: May 2002 Location: Halifax Posts: 226 +0 Internets	To try and get away from the scary "my parents couldn't afford therapy so I listen to Anal Cunt" lyrics. I'll express my insane fanboyism of weakerthans lyrics. "Let our talk about the ball game and the weather show we care. Like a sound we didn't notice, until it stopped and left us there. With the traffic and our heartbeats beating in straight time, let our hatred and affection march in the same line, Before we say goodnight." "the guess who suck, the jets were lousy anyway the same mood every day and in the turning lane someone's stalled again he's talking to himself and hears the price of gas repeat his phrase i hate winnipeg" "I've got this store-bought way of saying I'm okay, and you learned how to cry in total silence. We're talented and bright. We're lonely and uptight. We've found some lovely ways to disappoint," "Rely a bit to heavily on alcohol and irony. Get clobbered on by courtesy, in love with love, and lousy poetry." "Let's plant a bomb at city-hall and kill an MLA. We'll talk the night away. You call in sick, I'll quit the word-games that I play." "Somewhere sympathy is more than just a way of leaving. Somewhere someone says 'I'm sorry.' Someone's making plans to stay." So tell me it's okay." /emo

10-20-2005, 02:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
BruuceWarduck Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Banned.... SIKE! Posts: 811 +0 Internets	how did i forget about Blatz? every Blatz song has the best lyrics ever written.