Martix 2: Kingdom of Ass-kicking!

off_world · 05-01-2003, 06:55 AM

This has got to be the funniest movie reviewer I have ever read. He tells it like it is and we relate. Read this review of the Martix: Reloaded and prepare to cream your jeans!

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=15110

geigs · 05-01-2003, 10:21 AM

kick ass review, 'nuf said

Llama · 05-01-2003, 12:40 PM

I saw a preview on M2 and i was dissapointed. I mean yea the fighting scenes look cool and everything but the part where that guy says "he's doing the superman thing" sounds fucking gay.

Your Hero · 05-01-2003, 02:22 PM

The best part is that there is two "ASS-KICKING #2"

Loftish · 05-01-2003, 05:15 PM

omg. so leet. yes.

Kneesmasher · 05-02-2003, 06:51 AM

That was truly hysterical. Had me cracking up in my cubicle at work!

Tancred · 05-02-2003, 05:32 PM

MATRIX: YOU WILL SHIT

lmao

Scape666 · 05-02-2003, 08:36 PM

This is going to be the greatest trilogy known to man...

Namael · 05-03-2003, 04:44 PM

Best

Review

Ever

Scape666 · 05-03-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Namael
Best

Review

Ever

I agree!

Searyx · 05-03-2003, 06:51 PM

I found it to be a rather juvenile review, so much so that I couldn't bear to finish it.

Scape666 · 05-03-2003, 07:10 PM

No you are wrong.

Zanoan · 05-04-2003, 03:59 AM

What Searyx said.

Yeta · 05-04-2003, 01:29 PM

is it because you actually thought it was a real review, guys?

Iannis · 05-04-2003, 02:11 PM

OMG TEHY TOTALLY BLOWZ)RZ SHIZNIT UP, MY BIZATCHES!

lol. I thought he was mercilessly mocking it since so many people thought the Matrix was such an intellectual movie. I liked that review. It's a real review!

05-01-2003, 06:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
off_world Destroyer of Worlds Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phobos Posts: 204 +0 Internets	Martix 2: Kingdom of Ass-kicking! This has got to be the funniest movie reviewer I have ever read. He tells it like it is and we relate. Read this review of the Martix: Reloaded and prepare to cream your jeans! http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=15110 __________________ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for you to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." - Gandalf "I NOW INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE TOO FAR FROM REALITY." - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf 53rd Paladin of Brell, Krathur Hawkwind (Winner's Circle)

05-01-2003, 10:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
geigs Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: australia Posts: 63 -1 Internets	cant wait kick ass review, 'nuf said

05-03-2003, 04:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Namael Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 18 -1 Internets	Best Review Ever __________________ Namael the Heretic "Keeper of the Duck" --- Xev

05-03-2003, 06:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
Searyx I'm still the master of Mistmoore, dammit! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 2,072 +2 Internets	I found it to be a rather juvenile review, so much so that I couldn't bear to finish it. __________________ "“Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.” --Socrates--

05-04-2003, 03:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
Zanoan I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,830 -2 Internets	. What Searyx said.

05-01-2003, 12:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Llama Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 165 -1 Internets	I saw a preview on M2 and i was dissapointed. I mean yea the fighting scenes look cool and everything but the part where that guy says "he's doing the superman thing" sounds fucking gay.

05-01-2003, 02:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Your Hero Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 264 +0 Internets	The best part is that there is two "ASS-KICKING #2"

05-01-2003, 05:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Loftish Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere near Cleveland...if u wanna know ask Posts: 312 +0 Internets	omg. so leet. yes.

05-02-2003, 06:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Kneesmasher Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 64 -1 Internets	That was truly hysterical. Had me cracking up in my cubicle at work!

05-02-2003, 05:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tancred Aieee my precious internetz >< Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: UK Posts: 583 -19 Internets	MATRIX: YOU WILL SHIT lmao

05-02-2003, 08:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
Scape666 Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas. I Win Posts: 417 +0 Internets	This is going to be the greatest trilogy known to man...

05-03-2003, 07:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Scape666 Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Texas. I Win Posts: 417 +0 Internets	No you are wrong.

05-04-2003, 01:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Yeta Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 494 +0 Internets	is it because you actually thought it was a real review, guys?

05-04-2003, 02:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 -1 Internets	OMG TEHY TOTALLY BLOWZ)RZ SHIZNIT UP, MY BIZATCHES! lol. I thought he was mercilessly mocking it since so many people thought the Matrix was such an intellectual movie. I liked that review. It's a real review!

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