An old friend says goodbye

Millie · 12-30-2002, 06:34 AM

This was the text of Blarney's "farewell" PM to me, that he sent yesterday.

Quote:

Blarney Blackstone wrote on 12-29-2002 10:29 AM:
Why why why do you make fun of me when all I ask to you that you not make fun of me. I supose its all in good fun but its not fun for the butt of the joke!

Its been a pleasure reading your forums, Ms. Millie and I hope you can forgive my hastyness but I do think the two of us could have some wonderfull conversations oneday! Thank you for responding to my last PMs and I will leave your boards alone hmm maybe for one kiss?? Just kidding my dear! But you can still kiss me if you want to, cant say I have ever been kissed by an elf before.

My son is doing well, he is on the baseball team at Florida State, not bad for a sophmore hah?? He doesnt do very well with girls because he is short and he gets upset about it sometimes. Thats ok, Im short but thats what this old dwarf knew out of life, ho ho! Im not very tall but I make up for it because I am devlishly handsome!!

Cheers,
Robert

Blarney Blackstone · 12-30-2002, 07:23 AM

Millie you have violated a trust with me by posting that message it was not for, public eyes my dear. You are a God fearing girl are you not? I have seen in your boards people who reject the word of Christ and poke fun instead at my kind deeds. You have been the same and I regret to see that in you!

I am happily married and my wife thinks you are a bad influence and I agree because you are evil in the eyes of the sanctity of my wedding vows. I hope you return to church and you are insipred by the blessed word.

"Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new."

Cor. 5:17

Juglar Veign · 12-30-2002, 08:38 AM

REPENT!

Err... nm...

A bad influence? Sheesh... sounds like you have more problems with your marriage if your wife is thinking Millie poses a threat to the sanctity of your marriage than Millie's forum or an internet message board.

No worries here, Millie... my wife thinks your message board is the cat's meow. Rowr! LOL

Better get going... I'm late for my Satanic Ritual of the Week.

-J

Ming · 12-30-2002, 08:54 AM

..tempation frustration, so bad it makes him cry. Plzzzz dooon't pooost soo close to me...

I recommend you divorce your wife, renounce Christianity and stal- er seek out a porn starlet/sex toy/nympho and live happily ever after. Just an idea.

PS Sin is good, but harrassment is bad. Keep that in mind at all times.

Bledynn · 12-30-2002, 09:41 AM

It's a funny character. I particularly like the "ho ho" he throws in every now and then. Makes me picture a midget Santa Claus wielding a boner and a bible.

Schezanna · 12-30-2002, 11:25 AM

The things a midget will say for sex. So strange.

Gurry · 12-30-2002, 12:03 PM

Is this dude for real? I honestly can't tell

Synd D`nys · 12-30-2002, 12:28 PM

He is either...

A) 100% for real and obviously in serious need of some shock therapy or...

B) A total sham and is so desparate for attention that he will go to such pathetic lengths to get it.

Either way the guy has issues.

Quote:

I am happily married and my wife thinks you are a bad influence and I agree because you are evil in the eyes of the sanctity of my wedding vows.

Hey buddy, you hit on her first. I guess that makes you evil in the eyes of the sanctity of your wedding vows. I recommend 50 lashes with a wet noodle and then a good rub and tug at the local massage parlor.

Vogue Sugarpop · 12-31-2002, 03:43 AM

kefka kefka

tsk tsk tsk

Iannis · 12-31-2002, 10:29 AM

i <3 blarney

aychamo_aycono · 12-31-2002, 10:45 AM

LOL LONG LIVE BLARNEY!

"omg dude your so fucking gay!!" - Aychamo 3:13

Howzah · 12-31-2002, 02:08 PM

Millie has a penis

[omg d00d, how original! ~Mil]

12-30-2002, 07:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Blarney Blackstone Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Key West, FL Posts: 34 +4 Internets	Millie you have violated a trust with me by posting that message it was not for, public eyes my dear. You are a God fearing girl are you not? I have seen in your boards people who reject the word of Christ and poke fun instead at my kind deeds. You have been the same and I regret to see that in you! I am happily married and my wife thinks you are a bad influence and I agree because you are evil in the eyes of the sanctity of my wedding vows. I hope you return to church and you are insipred by the blessed word. "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." Cor. 5:17 __________________ Blarney Blackstone 63 Drunken Dwarf Paladin Karana Server

12-30-2002, 08:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Juglar Veign Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Anchorage, Alaska Posts: 24 -1 Internets	REPENT! Err... nm... A bad influence? Sheesh... sounds like you have more problems with your marriage if your wife is thinking Millie poses a threat to the sanctity of your marriage than Millie's forum or an internet message board. No worries here, Millie... my wife thinks your message board is the cat's meow. Rowr! LOL Better get going... I'm late for my Satanic Ritual of the Week. -J __________________ That's your plan Ray? Get her?!?

12-31-2002, 10:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono Legendary Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,917	LOL LONG LIVE BLARNEY! "omg dude your so fucking gay!!" - Aychamo 3:13 Attached Images __________________ Lumie: There are no cancers of the heart. Aychamo: http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic280.htm

12-31-2002, 02:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
Howzah Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 132 +0 Internets	Millie has a penis [omg d00d, how original! ~Mil] Last edited by Millie : 01-01-2003 at 11:09 PM.

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12-30-2002, 08:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ming Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Denver Posts: 150 -1 Internets	..tempation frustration, so bad it makes him cry. Plzzzz dooon't pooost soo close to me... I recommend you divorce your wife, renounce Christianity and stal- er seek out a porn starlet/sex toy/nympho and live happily ever after. Just an idea. PS Sin is good, but harrassment is bad. Keep that in mind at all times.

12-30-2002, 09:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bledynn Mooninite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Moon Rulz #1 Posts: 197 -1 Internets	It's a funny character. I particularly like the "ho ho" he throws in every now and then. Makes me picture a midget Santa Claus wielding a boner and a bible.

12-30-2002, 11:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Schezanna Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 270	The things a midget will say for sex. So strange.

12-30-2002, 12:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gurry Hermit Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 48 -1 Internets	Is this dude for real? I honestly can't tell

12-31-2002, 03:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
Vogue Sugarpop Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 41 -1 Internets	kefka kefka tsk tsk tsk

12-31-2002, 10:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 +0 Internets	i <3 blarney