Movie Badass Battle Royale:

[Rexfelis]

Ayeety – enough talk! Time to figure out who the supreme badass is in this single knockout, battle to the death. Please list the winner of each pairing (no changes, substitutions etc…) and after a couple of days we’ll move onto the next round.

Remember, this is a battle of BADASSEDNESS…I don’t care if the recurved laser blade of Obi Wan’s light saber could technically cut through Li Mu Bai’s Green Destiny…

1. Steven Segal (any character, they’re all the same) vs. Morpheus (Matrix)
2. Yoda vs. Gandalf
3. Agent Smith (Matrix) vs. T-1000 (Terminator 2)
4. Austin Powers vs. Ace Ventura
5. Master Li Mu Bai vs. Master Obi Wan Kenobi
6. Hannibal Lecter vs. T-Rex (Jurassic Park)
7. Aragorn vs. Mad Mardigan (Val Kilmer in Willow)
8. Mani (Brotherhood of the Wolf) vs. Hawkeye (Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans)
9. Frodo vs. Willow
10. the Kurgen (from the first Highlander movie) vs. Conan the Barbarian (Arnie version)
11. Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci in Casino) vs. Sonny Corleone (James Caan in Godfather)
12. Gabrielle…the Angel…of…Death (Christopher Walken in The Prophecy) vs. Jesus Quintana (John Turturro in the Big Lebowski)
13. Jason vs. Freddy
14. Rambo vs. Commando
15. Officer Wendell “Bud” White (Russel Crowe in L.A. Confidential) vs. Jim Malone (Sean Connery in the Untouchables)
16. John McClane (Die Hard) vs. Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon)
17. William Wallace (Braveheart) vs. the Highlander (Christopher Lambert from the first movie)
18. Batman (Micheal Keaton version) vs. Spiderman (Toby Macguire version)
19. Jules Winnfield (Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction) vs. Shaft (NOT the Sam Jackson version)
20. Darth Vader vs. Terminator (Arnie version)
21. William Munny (Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven) vs. Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer in Tombstone)
22. Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis in the 5th Element) vs. Deckard (Harrison Ford in Blade Runner)
23. James Bond (Sean Connery version) vs. Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible)
24. Robocop vs. the Predator
25. Gunner Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket) vs. Master Chief John James 'Jack' Urgayle (Viggo Mortensen in G.I. Jane)
26. Judge Dredd vs. the Punisher
27. Rocky vs. One Punch Mickey (from Snatch)
28. Popeye vs. Quint (Jaws)
29. Keiser Sose (the Usual Suspects) vs. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman in the 5th Element)
30. the Professional vs. Nikita (the original French version)
31. Legolas vs. Robin Hood (NOT the ghey Kevin Kostner version)
32. Ellen Ripley vs. Sarah Conner
33. Blade vs. Max Schreck (Willem Dafoe in Shadow of the Vampire)
34. Private J. Vasquez (Aliens) vs. Leeloo (the 5th Element)
35. Neo (the Matrix) vs. Tron (Bruce Boxleitner in Tron)
36. the Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow) vs. the Candyman
37. the Emperor (Star Wars) vs. Sauron (LoTR)
38. Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel in Pitch Black) vs. Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murry in Ghostbusters)
39. Zed (anal rapist dude in Pulp Fiction) vs. Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb (package tucking dude in Silence of the Lambs)
40. Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro in Heat) vs. Sam (Robert De Niro in Ronin)
41. Wolverine (The X-Men) vs. William "Bill the Butcher" Cutting (Gangs of New York)
42. ED-209 (Robocop) vs. R2-D2 (Star Wars)
43. Ashley J. “Ash” Williams (Army of Darkness) vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
44. Maximus (Gladiator) vs. The Scorpion King
45. Vin Diesel’s car (the one in end sequences of the Fast and the Furious) vs. Nicolas Cage’s car (the one he jumps the bridge with in Gone in Sixty Seconds)
46. Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) vs. Fat Bastard (Austin Powers)…okay…so they’re fat asses too.
47. Paul Atreides/Usul Muad'Dib (Dune) vs. Luke Skywalker
48. Charles Bronson (any character) vs. Lee Marvin (any character)

Okay then…have at it!

[Worfless]

i'm only doin this because i'm dling cs movie and its taking forever

Morpheus
Yoda
Agent Smith
Ace fucking Ventura
Obi Wan
Hannibal, hands down
Mani
Frodo
Conan
Nicky Santoro
Gabrielle
Jason
Rambo
Bud
John McClane
William Wallace
Batman
Shaft
Darth Vader
William Munny
Korben Dallas
Ethan Hunt
The Predator
Hartman
The Punisher
The Piker (One punch mickey)
Popeye
Zorg
Nikita
Legolas
Sarah Conner
Blade
Leeloo
Neo
the Headless Horseman
Sauron
Dr. Peter Venkman
Buffalo Bill
Sam
Wolverine
R2-D2
Ash
Maximus
Vin Diesel’s car
Fat Bastard
Luke Skywalker
Bronson



there ya go

[Landser]

The big one here is Wallace vs. the Highlander, do you think Wallace would just straight out go for the head?

[Roar]

Originally posted by Rexfelis

10. the Kurgen (from the first Highlander movie) vs. Conan the Barbarian (Arnie version)
44. Maximus (Gladiator) vs. The Scorpion King

should be: Spartacus vs Maximus
&
Conan the Barbarian vs. the entire cast from The Scorpion King

[Synd D`nys]

1. Morpheus
2. Gandalf
3. Agent Smith
4. Ace Ventura
5. Master Obi Wan Kenobi
6. Hannibal
7. Draw
8. Hawkeye (Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans)
9. Frodo
10. the Kurgen
11. Sonny Corleone (James Caan in Godfather)
12. Gabrielle…the Angel…of…Death (Christopher Walken in The Prophecy)
13. Freddy
14. Rambo
15. Jim Malone (Sean Connery in the Untouchables)
16. Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon)
17. the Highlander (Christopher Lambert from the first movie)
18. Batman (Micheal Keaton version)
19. Jules Winnfield (Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
20. Darth Vader
21. Draw
22. Korben Dallas Multipass
23. James Bond (Sean Connery version)
24. the Predator
25. Gunner Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket)
26. the Punisher (going by the comics as I deny the existance of either movie)
27. Rocky
28. Quint (Jaws)
29. Keiser Sose (the Usual Suspects)
30. the Professional
31. Legolas
32. Ellen Ripley
33. Blade
34. Leeloo (the 5th Element)
35. Neo (the Matrix)
36. the Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow)
37. the Emperor (Star Wars)
38. Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel in Pitch Black)
39. Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb (It put sthe lotion in the basket!!)
40. Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro in Heat)
41. Wolverine (The X-Men)
42. R2-D2 (Star Wars)
43. Ashley J. “Ash” Williams (Army of Darkness)
44. Maximus (Gladiator)
45. Nicolas Cage’s car (the one he jumps the bridge with in Gone in Sixty Seconds)
46. Fat Bastard (Austin Powers)
47. Paul Atreides/Usul Muad'Dib (Dune)
48. Lee Marvin (any character)

[Schar]

1. Morpheus
2. Gandalf
3. Agent Smith
4. Austin Powers
5. Master Li Mu Bai
6. T-Rex
7. Aragorn
8. Hawkeye
9. Frodo
10. Conan the Barbarian
11. Nicky Santoro
12. Gabrielle…the Angel…of…Death
13. Freddy
14. Rambo
15. Jim Malone
16. John McClane
17. William Wallace
18. Spiderman
19. Shaft
20. Darth Vader
21. William Munny
22. Korben Dallas
23. James Bond
24. Robocop
25. Master Chief John James 'Jack' Urgayle
26. the Punisher
27. Rocky
28. Popeye
29. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg
30. Nikita
31. Legolas
32. Ellen Ripley
33. Blade
34. Private J. Vasquez
35. Neo
36. the Candyman
37. Sauron
38. Dr. Peter Venkman
39. Zed
40. Neil McCauley
41. Wolverine
42. ED-209
43. Ashley J. “Ash” Williams
44. The Scorpion King
45. Nicolas Cage’s car
46. Fat Bastard (Austin Powers)
47. Luke Skywalker
48. Charles Bronson

[Nimbik]

1. Morpheus (Matrix)
2. Gandalf
3. Agent Smith (Matrix)
4. Ace Ventura
5. Master Obi Wan Kenobi
6. T-Rex (Jurassic Park)
7. Aragorn
8. Mani (Brotherhood of the Wolf)
9. Frodo
10. Conan the Barbarian (Arnie version)
11. Sonny Corleone (James Caan in Godfather)
12. Gabrielle…the Angel…of…Death (Christopher Walken in The Prophecy)
13. Jason
14. Rambo
15. Jim Malone (Sean Connery in the Untouchables)
16. Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon)
17. William Wallace (Braveheart)
18. Batman (Micheal Keaton version)
19. Jules Winnfield (Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction)
20. Darth Vader
21. William Munny (Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven)
22. Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis in the 5th Element)
23. James Bond (Sean Connery version)
24. Robocop
25. Gunner Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket)
26. the Punisher
27. One Punch Mickey (from Snatch)
28. Quint (Jaws)
29. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman in the 5th Element)
30. the Professional
31. Legolas
32. Ellen Ripley
33. Blade
34. Leeloo (the 5th Element)
35. Neo (the Matrix)
36. the Candyman
37. the Emperor (Star Wars)
38. Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murry in Ghostbusters)
39. Zed (anal rapist dude in Pulp Fiction)
40. Sam (Robert De Niro in Ronin)
41. Wolverine (The X-Men)
42. R2-D2 (Star Wars)
43. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
44. Maximus (Gladiator)
45. Nicolas Cage’s car (the one he jumps the bridge with in Gone in Sixty Seconds)
46. Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor)
47. Luke Skywalker
48. Lee Marvin (any character)

[DefensivePractice]

I was thinking this was a thread about the movie Battle Royale =(.

The swordsman duelist from Seven Samurai was a badass though, he would be on my list.

[Your Hero]

this has to be the biggest waste of a thread I have ever seen


Not to mention most of the names you posted are stupid and the matchups dont fit at all.

[Telrem]

Indeed...

[AngryGerbil]

vs. Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb (package tucking dude in Silence of the Lambs)

lmao!

Oh and William Munny would own them all sir...

[Zanoan]

Morpheus (Matrix)
2. Yoda
3. Agent Smith 2)
Ace Ventura
Master Obi Wan Kenobi
6. Hannibal Lecter
7. Aragorn
8. Mani
9. Willow
10. the Kurgen
11. Nicky Santoro
12. Jesus Quintana (John Turturro in the Big Lebowski)
13. Freddy
14. Rambo
15. Officer Wendell “Bud” White
16. John McClane
17. William Wallace
18. Spiderman (Toby Macguire version)
19. Jules Winnfield
20. Darth Vader
21. William Munny
22. Korben Dallas
23. James Bond
24. the Predator
25. Gunner Sgt. Hartman
26. Judge Dredd
27. One Punch Mickey (from Snatch)
28. Popeye
29. Keiser Sose
30. Nikita
31. Legolas
32. Ellen Ripley
33. Blade
34. Private J. Vasquez
35. Neo
36. the Candyman
37. Sauron
38. Dr. Peter Venkman
39. Zed (anal rapist dude in Pulp Fiction)
40. Sam (Robert De Niro in Ronin)
41. Wolverine
42. R2-D2 (Star Wars)
43. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
44. Maximus (Gladiator)
45. Vin Diesel’s car
46. Fat Bastard (Austin Powers)…okay…so they’re fat asses too.
47. Luke Skywalker
48. Charles Bronson


Fun