Rampage (Directed by Uwe Boll)

homsar · 09-30-2009, 09:40 PM

So apparently he has a new movie and people are shocked its getting good reviews. I dont know what it would take for me to even give one of his movies a chance.

Uwe Boll's Rampage is Getting Glowing Reviews | WorstPreviews.com

Tred · 09-30-2009, 10:21 PM

Since he does crappy movies based on games I was expecting giant lizards, wolves, and gorillas fucking up cities. But no it's about a dude in a Kevlar suit? No thanks!

Screamfeeder · 09-30-2009, 10:34 PM

I think his entire life goal was to set his standards so horribly goddamn low, the second he comes out with a film that isn't total 100% trash, it sweeps the Oscars.

Korioni · 09-30-2009, 10:58 PM

Even if he did somehow make a good movie, I encourage everyone to skip it. It could be the goddamn second coming and it should still flop in epic proportions for the travesties preceding it.

Occido · 10-01-2009, 12:41 AM

Fuck Uwe Boll and his shit movies.

I'm not even going to support his shit by clicking on that link posted.
Fuck him, and fuck him again for still making shitty movies.

Ronne · 10-01-2009, 12:45 AM

Postal was pretty hilarious at times.

Brad2770 · 10-01-2009, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tred

Since he does crappy movies based on games I was expecting giant lizards, wolves, and gorillas fucking up cities. But no it's about a dude in a Kevlar suit? No thanks!

Might as well get something good from this thread-

Rampage - Play the Nintendo game Rampage online

goatface · 10-01-2009, 07:39 PM

at first look, i may get at some point. I still have not watched any of his movies.

Occido · 10-01-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goatface

at first look, i may get at some point. I still have not watched any of his movies.

You're not missing a damn thing.

Watching whale shit float is more entertaining.

Astrocreep · 10-02-2009, 12:33 AM

Return to Castle Wolfenstein the movie is in development, thank fucking god Boll so far is not connected to it.

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Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 3,241	Fuck Uwe Boll and his shit movies. I'm not even going to support his shit by clicking on that link posted. Fuck him, and fuck him again for still making shitty movies. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

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Ronne King for a night Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Harvard IL Posts: 5,125 +12 Internets	Postal was pretty hilarious at times. __________________ Put your gamertag here too.

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09-30-2009, 10:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tred Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 1,122 +23 Internets	Since he does crappy movies based on games I was expecting giant lizards, wolves, and gorillas fucking up cities. But no it's about a dude in a Kevlar suit? No thanks!

09-30-2009, 10:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Screamfeeder I MAEK ART!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,206 +183 Internets	I think his entire life goal was to set his standards so horribly goddamn low, the second he comes out with a film that isn't total 100% trash, it sweeps the Oscars.

10-01-2009, 07:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
goatface Hope Is The First Step On The Road To Disappointment Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 590	at first look, i may get at some point. I still have not watched any of his movies.

10-02-2009, 12:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
Astrocreep Flings doodoo and poopoo Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 6,214	Return to Castle Wolfenstein the movie is in development, thank fucking god Boll so far is not connected to it.