Last House on the Left (2009)

Occido · 02-14-2009, 06:23 AM

A remake of Wes Craven's Last House on the Left (1972)

This one is Directed by Dennis lliadis and Produced by Wes Craven.

eVasiege · 02-14-2009, 11:00 AM

Microwaves are set not to function when the door is open so unless that guy re-programmed it, fail. Other than that it looks ok.

Solariss · 02-14-2009, 11:30 AM

You can...I heard a story about some guy who worked in a restaurant. He heated sandwiches in the microwave or something and got tired of closing and opening the door. So he'd stand there and heat the sandwiches and ended up cooking his intestines too.

Rathi04 · 02-14-2009, 12:13 PM

I haven't seen the original in years, but I remember it was pretty fucked up. It seems they changed the premise just a tad but it looks pretty good.

Occido · 02-14-2009, 04:25 PM

Yeah been years since I saw the first one as well... all I remember of the original is the mother getting on her knees for one of the punks and bit his dick off.

Cuppycake · 02-17-2009, 11:15 PM

Original was fantastic. Don't have a lot of hope for this one though, looks like typical horror crap.

chaos · 02-17-2009, 11:28 PM

Who exactly is it that enjoys modern horror movies? It seems everyone hates them and thinks they're just cheesy, yet they keep making them and apparently they make money.

Tyen · 02-17-2009, 11:34 PM

The movie looks amazing.

Has a more artsy feeling than that of a cheesy film.

I will definitely discuss this over crumpet and tea time.

Cheers~

Occido · 02-17-2009, 11:55 PM

Friday the 13th (2009) made what?? $50 million opening night? opening weekend? something like that. So yeah, they still make money.

eVasiege · 02-18-2009, 11:20 AM

I think for many people its gotten to the point where you go see horror movies for a good laugh rather than a good scare because apparently its now mandatory that they all involve idiots running around completely clueless and doing completely irrational things. They also rely on cheap jump antics to scare people, but when predictable, sucks. (looking at you, The Strangers) This looks no different.

Kaige · 02-19-2009, 08:28 PM

Horror movies got too mainstream. I miss those ones that would scare the hell out of you. Now I have to find my fix with those psychological creepy movies.

Havelock · 02-19-2009, 09:01 PM

The original was great. This looks like it has potential, too. It looks a bit more uplifting than most horror movies - a little more justice-oriented. That could set it apart enough to stand out and do well.

Ionsniper · 02-20-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by eVasiege

Microwaves are set not to function when the door is open so unless that guy re-programmed it, fail. Other than that it looks ok.

Oh they can definitely operate with the door open. Ive seen my friend do it with his microwave. Granted it was about 10-15 years old but its still possible.

Other than that I may go see it. Looks semi interesting.

aychamo_aycono · 02-20-2009, 08:34 PM

liked the cover of sweet child of mine

eVasiege · 03-14-2009, 08:39 PM

Gory, pretty suspenseful, even funny at times, but I thought it was just ok. 6.5/10

02-14-2009, 06:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 2,852 -125 Internets	Last House on the Left (2009) A remake of Wes Craven's Last House on the Left (1972) This one is Directed by Dennis lliadis and Produced by Wes Craven. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

02-14-2009, 11:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
eVasiege Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kingdom of Shu, Chengdu Posts: 744 -18 Internets	Microwaves are set not to function when the door is open so unless that guy re-programmed it, fail. Other than that it looks ok. __________________ "Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie.... Study computers instead." Jackie Chan

02-14-2009, 11:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
Solariss Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 564 -7 Internets	You can...I heard a story about some guy who worked in a restaurant. He heated sandwiches in the microwave or something and got tired of closing and opening the door. So he'd stand there and heat the sandwiches and ended up cooking his intestines too. __________________ Wii Code: 5856 6001 3791 5993

02-14-2009, 04:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 2,852 -125 Internets	Yeah been years since I saw the first one as well... all I remember of the original is the mother getting on her knees for one of the punks and bit his dick off. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

02-17-2009, 11:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cuppycake Plugged In Like Neo Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,372	Original was fantastic. Don't have a lot of hope for this one though, looks like typical horror crap. __________________ Metaplace - Nothing I say here represents my employer, legalblahdiddyblah. twitter \| web \| blog

02-14-2009, 12:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rathi04 Fuck You, Azphel. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Saint Louis, MO Posts: 1,081 +10 Internets	I haven't seen the original in years, but I remember it was pretty fucked up. It seems they changed the premise just a tad but it looks pretty good.

02-17-2009, 11:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
chaos Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NoVa Posts: 7,162 +29 Internets	Who exactly is it that enjoys modern horror movies? It seems everyone hates them and thinks they're just cheesy, yet they keep making them and apparently they make money.

02-17-2009, 11:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tyen The future, I came from it Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,660 +3 Internets	The movie looks amazing. Has a more artsy feeling than that of a cheesy film. I will definitely discuss this over crumpet and tea time. Cheers~

02-17-2009, 11:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 2,852 -125 Internets	Friday the 13th (2009) made what?? $50 million opening night? opening weekend? something like that. So yeah, they still make money. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

02-18-2009, 11:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
eVasiege Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kingdom of Shu, Chengdu Posts: 744 -18 Internets	I think for many people its gotten to the point where you go see horror movies for a good laugh rather than a good scare because apparently its now mandatory that they all involve idiots running around completely clueless and doing completely irrational things. They also rely on cheap jump antics to scare people, but when predictable, sucks. (looking at you, The Strangers) This looks no different. __________________ "Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie.... Study computers instead." Jackie Chan

02-19-2009, 08:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,476	Horror movies got too mainstream. I miss those ones that would scare the hell out of you. Now I have to find my fix with those psychological creepy movies. __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

02-19-2009, 09:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Havelock Lead Farmer Join Date: May 2005 Location: DC Posts: 1,976	The original was great. This looks like it has potential, too. It looks a bit more uplifting than most horror movies - a little more justice-oriented. That could set it apart enough to stand out and do well.

02-20-2009, 08:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono ... Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,332 -86 Internets	liked the cover of sweet child of mine __________________ Hope you have a great day!

03-14-2009, 08:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
eVasiege Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kingdom of Shu, Chengdu Posts: 744 -18 Internets	Gory, pretty suspenseful, even funny at times, but I thought it was just ok. 6.5/10 __________________ "Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie.... Study computers instead." Jackie Chan

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