Death Race (Jason Stratham and Ian McShane))

[Frax]

Death Race – In Theaters August 22nd

Car Wars meets Road Warrior meets Running Man meets prison chick movies + Ian McShane?

Probably at least worth a matinée!

[Astrocreep]

death race 2000 was made 35 years ago?

[Vorph]

I'll give it a base score of 7/10 if Ian McShane calls at least three people cocksuckers. Preview before Wanted looked sort of decent, and hey, it's an R rated action movie and it's not like you can really be that choosy anymore.

[Thorpe]

Jason Stratham & Ian McShane are good enough reasons for me to check it out.

[Astrocreep]

i guess this is actually the sequel to death race 2000, its original title is death race 3000. looks like a stupid piece of shit tho. why would the prison allow the cons to have a car with twin mounted 30mm machine gun turrets?

[Rythonn]

Originally Posted by Astrocreep

why would the prison allow the cons to have a car with twin mounted 30mm machine gun turrets?

Who cares? It's cars with twin mounted 30mm machine gun turrets! It's going to be over the top with a horrible plot, but should make for a great action flick.

[Astrocreep]

Originally Posted by Rythonn

Who cares? It's cars with twin mounted 30mm machine gun turrets! It's going to be over the top with a horrible plot, but should make for a great action flick.

Its too much stupid to ignore, reminds me of that gay part of Lockdown where Stallone and his fellow convicts are restoring a 65 mustang and cruising around in it right inside the prison. yeah right.

[Angerz]

Originally Posted by Astrocreep

i guess this is actually the sequel to death race 2000, its original title is death race 3000. looks like a stupid piece of shit tho. why would the prison allow the cons to have a car with twin mounted 30mm machine gun turrets?

Its too much stupid to ignore, reminds me of that gay part of Lockdown where Stallone and his fellow convicts are restoring a 65 mustang and cruising around in it right inside the prison. yeah right.

The whole point is it is dystopian future and this is a pay per view / television event. Winner gets his freedom.

How can you not like that premise to an R rated action movie?

[Zerai]

Originally Posted by Astrocreep

Its too much stupid to ignore, reminds me of that gay part of Lockdown where Stallone and his fellow convicts are restoring a 65 mustang and cruising around in it right inside the prison. yeah right.

Jesus. You're as bad as Dumar. You guys really must hate your lives.

Who gives a fuck. You don't watch this movie for plot, you watch it for unadulterated badass shit.

[Ronne]

Originally Posted by Zerai

Jesus. You're as bad as Dumar. You guys really must hate your lives.

Who gives a fuck. You don't watch this movie for plot, you watch it for unadulterated badass shit.

Look, just write off basically everything Astrocreep ever says about a movie and move on, you'll feel better, I promise!

[Astrocreep]

i like jason statham, i have crank on DVD but this just oozes fucking stupidity and it doesnt look that good even if i ignore the fucking tardism of the plot

[miguex]

i saw the preview before Wanted and I know every possible twist and turn this movie could throw at me from those 120 seconds. VETO

[Frax]

Originally Posted by Astrocreep

i like jason statham, i have crank on DVD but this just oozes fucking stupidity and it doesnt look that good even if i ignore the fucking tardism of the plot

and Crank is realistic?

[Astrocreep]

Originally Posted by Frax

and Crank is realistic?

you mean a movie about a poisoned man trying any and all means to stay alive isnt realistic compared to a movie about a bunch of convicts who just happen to have a gassed up armored machinegun car to give away for a race instead of using it themselves to escape their PRISON?

[Araxen]

Looks horrible. They showed this trailer before Wanted last weekend and all I could keep thinking was "Why is Pamela Landy in this movie?!"