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Old 06-27-2008, 12:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That is just the thing, if you look at who is in it, I mean I only recognize a few people as relative unknowns from Mad TV I've happened to see recently flipping channels on Saturday nights. They aren't funny typically, but I'm sure their pay for this movie reflects that. The rest simply are not recognizable at all from TV, movies, commercials, there are not even mildly known stars.

There are no good special effects, costumes are about as good as a Halloween party costume store, there is no cost in a movie like this, and yes it will make far more money than it deserves.

I'm sure someone more motivated than me could find out quickly what the ___ Movie typically costs to make, I'm sure they make insane profit.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Holy shit. I'm totally lolling right now. OMFG! Did you guys see that cow hit Ironman! Hahaha that shit was so unexpected! Then that bitch got hit by a cab lololol. She went all up on the windshield and shit and then fell on the ground. Then fucking hancock hit his head! ROFL he accidentally hit his head on a pole! Where the fuck do these guys come up with shit! I mean people getting hurt is funny but DAYUM! I'm buying two tickets just support these masters of film.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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They generally pull in about $70 million in box office sales.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:24 AM   #20 (permalink)
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From the guys who brought you "Meet the Spartans." Looks like another failure as well...

Christ that was terrible. I can't believe there's an audience for humorless shit like this. Idiocracy was spot on.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:52 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I'm guessing the cow was a poke at Twister ( hate that fucking movie ) and the seen where the cows floating by them...being a spoof of disaster movies and all.

Looks to be a terrific pile of shit! Please god make these types of movies stop
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:07 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I haven't even bothered to see the last few movies these guys put out. Scary Movie 4 I think was the last one... which was horrible as well. No desire to see stupid pointless shit, but yet they keep releasing them cuz there's dumbfucks out there that actually think these movies are funny.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:33 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Most amazing thing is Iron Man and Hancock and some of the shit they are "spoofing" came out in what, May? So maybe the whole production took them 4 months. Its like they aren't even trying any more. I keep hoping that this whole thing is just a gigantic social experiment to see how much shit the people of America will eat before they stop buying tickets.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:51 AM   #24 (permalink)
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It's America dude, this country will eat and will continue to eat anything and everything. Just go to Las Vegas, proof of this is walking around all over the place
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:04 AM   #25 (permalink)
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they had the trailer that included a Hancock spoof BEFORE Hancock even came out
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
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they had the trailer that included a Hancock spoof BEFORE Hancock even came out
They are geniuses way ahead of their time obviously.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:29 PM   #27 (permalink)
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They should call these movies 'I know what you watched this summer'

At least the names would make sense for each sequel.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Can't wait, soooo excited.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I almost lolled at the ridiculousness of the panda from Kung Fu Panda. How do you make fun of an animated movie IRL?

Oh I noticed that part isn't in this one.
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:58 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This is the Family Guy of movies.

It's actually hard to make fun of a movie called Disaster movie that looks that incredibly bad...

You have a problem with Family Guy?

Where do these guys get the money to keep making these films anyhow? Do people actually pay to go see this shit? Look at all the films these guys made and think about how many of them bombed: Jason Friedberg
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