Disaster movie

Vehn · 06-27-2008, 08:19 AM

From the guys who brought you "Meet the Spartans." Looks like another failure as well...

OhSeven · 06-27-2008, 08:52 AM

Most fitting name for a movie ever.

Nakilos · 06-27-2008, 09:08 AM

That is easily one of the worst trailers for a movie I've ever seen. Completely stone faced the entire time, what mental defect would actually find that enjoyable.

Cane · 06-27-2008, 09:28 AM

I actually feel bad for the actors in this film. I wouldn't be surprised if they had the same misgivings we all would about being in such a bad movie, but how can you turn down work in a wide-release film, which probably has a fat paycheck? I hope this decision doesn't haunt them forever.

Angerz · 06-27-2008, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nakilos

That is easily one of the worst trailers for a movie I've ever seen. Completely stone faced the entire time, what mental defect would actually find that enjoyable.

10 year olds? Actually, probably mentally defective ten year olds.

The Ancient · 06-27-2008, 09:57 AM

Good news is I'm giving out +1 internets to anyone who says funny, mean stuff about this film in this thread.

A cow falls on Iron Man? What the fuck is the joke, they aren't even trying.

Dethfang · 06-27-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ancient

Good news is I'm giving out +1 internets to anyone who says funny, mean stuff about this film in this thread.

A cow falls on Iron Man? What the fuck is the joke, they aren't even trying.

Its the cow from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Kolle · 06-27-2008, 11:13 AM

I don't mind spoofs. This is shit, though. They're just tossing a bunch of random shit in that happens to be in other movies. that isn't enough to make a spoof funny.

Pavor Nocturnus · 06-27-2008, 11:20 AM

Looks horrible. I have trouble getting through these types of movies unless there is a LOT and I mean a LOT of nudity.

Ejukated · 06-27-2008, 11:59 AM

LOL at no "spoofs" being of actual disaster movies. I'm sure anyone on these boards could watch Armageddon and make a 30 second spoof with more laughs than this entire movie will contain.

maybe next time they do a spoof movie hopefully they will have the brains to at least give it a more fitting title: Recent Movie.

Nakilos · 06-27-2008, 12:02 PM

The thing is why call it Disaster movie? There are things which are mockable about the disaster genre of movies, but this doesn't have any of those. It's obvious probably 6 months ago they saw trailers for all these movies and said, lets take 20 minutes and write a movie with all the characters in popular/potentially popular movies in the last 9 months.

It's just no effort at all, the jokes make no sense. Not that I've liked any of the movies made by these people since Scary Movie, but this is just sad at this point.

FulorianC · 06-27-2008, 12:07 PM

This is the Family Guy of movies.

It's actually hard to make fun of a movie called Disaster movie that looks that incredibly bad...

Grimmlokk · 06-27-2008, 12:15 PM

Vague Genre Movie

Rush · 06-27-2008, 12:25 PM

The only thing in that trailer that made me smile was Juno's baby kicking the manly Sarah Jessica Parker in the face. Why do they waste on money on these terrible movies, they really could eliminate poverty and hunger in our society if they just stopped making shitty movies.

Grimmlokk · 06-27-2008, 12:36 PM

Because they cost 11$ to make and still rake in 70mil+.

Barnum said it best.

06-27-2008, 08:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Vehn Hurm... Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,563 +2 Internets	Disaster movie From the guys who brought you "Meet the Spartans." Looks like another failure as well...

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Grimmlokk Unlicensed Vaginoplasty Surgeon Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,666 +10 Internets	Vague Genre Movie __________________ "The eyes are the groin of the face"

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Grimmlokk Unlicensed Vaginoplasty Surgeon Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,666 +10 Internets	Because they cost 11$ to make and still rake in 70mil+. Barnum said it best. __________________ "The eyes are the groin of the face"

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06-27-2008, 09:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nakilos Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,591 +0 Internets	That is easily one of the worst trailers for a movie I've ever seen. Completely stone faced the entire time, what mental defect would actually find that enjoyable.

06-27-2008, 09:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cane Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 91 -3 Internets	I actually feel bad for the actors in this film. I wouldn't be surprised if they had the same misgivings we all would about being in such a bad movie, but how can you turn down work in a wide-release film, which probably has a fat paycheck? I hope this decision doesn't haunt them forever.

06-27-2008, 11:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kolle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,879 -25 Internets	I don't mind spoofs. This is shit, though. They're just tossing a bunch of random shit in that happens to be in other movies. that isn't enough to make a spoof funny.

06-27-2008, 11:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Pavor Nocturnus Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 40 -6 Internets	Looks horrible. I have trouble getting through these types of movies unless there is a LOT and I mean a LOT of nudity.

06-27-2008, 11:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ejukated Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Boone, NC Posts: 237 -1 Internets	LOL at no "spoofs" being of actual disaster movies. I'm sure anyone on these boards could watch Armageddon and make a 30 second spoof with more laughs than this entire movie will contain. maybe next time they do a spoof movie hopefully they will have the brains to at least give it a more fitting title: Recent Movie.

06-27-2008, 12:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
Nakilos Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,591 +0 Internets	The thing is why call it Disaster movie? There are things which are mockable about the disaster genre of movies, but this doesn't have any of those. It's obvious probably 6 months ago they saw trailers for all these movies and said, lets take 20 minutes and write a movie with all the characters in popular/potentially popular movies in the last 9 months. It's just no effort at all, the jokes make no sense. Not that I've liked any of the movies made by these people since Scary Movie, but this is just sad at this point.

06-27-2008, 12:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
Rush Kenneth Kaniff, professional molestor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 543 +10 Internets	The only thing in that trailer that made me smile was Juno's baby kicking the manly Sarah Jessica Parker in the face. Why do they waste on money on these terrible movies, they really could eliminate poverty and hunger in our society if they just stopped making shitty movies.