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08-07-2008, 06:58 PM
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+23 Internets | Ninja Cheerleaders I dont know how bad this movie is but I'm going to watch it based on the title alone. Anyone seen this garbage?? PLOT - Quote:
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08-07-2008, 11:07 PM
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08-07-2008, 11:25 PM
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08-07-2008, 11:35 PM
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+1 Internets | That one chick is from Real World Vegas, isn't she?
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08-08-2008, 07:22 AM
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| This is the Trishelle movie. Worth watching for that alone.
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08-08-2008, 07:51 AM
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08-08-2008, 12:51 PM
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| This movie will be pure fail without any major T&A.
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08-08-2008, 01:00 PM
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| This movie could only be good if 30 seconds into the movie ninjas and cheerleaders immediately start fucking each other and don't stop for 20 minutes.
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08-08-2008, 01:03 PM
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08-08-2008, 01:18 PM
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08-08-2008, 01:20 PM
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Yes, it's as bad as you think it is. Probably worse. It looks like it was shot for PG-13 with the absurd idea that someone would actually want to put it into theaters (rofl). The girls are strippers, er sorry "go-go dancers," who of course do not ever remove their clothes. I mention this because it seems that when the movie went straight to DVD and silly things like an MPAA rating became irrelevant someone went back and added a little montage between scenes. It shows a short clip of the girls cheering, ninjaing, etc. followed by a ridiculously obvious body double dancing nude with really fake looking tits that are about twice the size of any of the girls in the movie. That's pretty much it for "so bad it's funny" moments, the rest is just "so bad it's really fucking bad." What's worse is that the girl's stunt doubles are actually decent martial artists and the fights are still complete fail. If you can make it past the part when the evil ninja assassin chick who refers to herself in the third person shows up, you're a better man than I. Or at least more of a masochist. George Takei provided the only somewhat amusing parts as the ninja teacher/strip club owner. I actually laughed at his bit while teaching a class when a yellow belt is doing some pathetic kicks and he walks by and deadpans, "Kick higher--rape is still rape with sore thigh." I'm pretty sure you have to see it to find that funny, and I wouldn't recommend anyone do that to themselves. | |
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08-08-2008, 02:45 PM
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+5 Internets | In all seriousness, isn't the point of a movie like this just to fill in the spaces between nudity with whatever stupid premise they come up with? I mean, does someone really think that people are going to watch what is clearly a horrible movie for any reason OTHER than tits? And they need to be the real actress's tits too, not some lame body double, because then we might as well just be flipping through nudie pics on the internet. While I'm not advocating that every movie have endless boobs (although many would be greatly improved by doing so), I simply cannot fathom someone wanting to make a movie this horrible (I haven't seen it, but I'm taking his word for it) for any reason other than to get the actresses naked. Maybe I'm just not understanding, I guess. |
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