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Old 01-15-2008, 05:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Postal - The Movie.
Trailer here:

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Have I lost my fucking mind, or does a Uwe Boll movie actually look somewhat interesting and (dare I say) intentionally um, funny?
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Old 01-15-2008, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's gonna be absolutely horrible.
Garunteed fact.
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Old 01-15-2008, 06:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Trailer here:

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Have I lost my fucking mind, or does a Uwe Boll movie actually look somewhat interesting and (dare I say) intentionally um, funny?
You've lost your mind.
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Old 01-15-2008, 06:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Why is this guy still making movies?

Why is it nobody listened when we said this 5 years ago?
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Old 01-15-2008, 06:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You've lost your mind.
Haha yeah that movie looked just as bad as always if not worse. How is this guy getting money to make Bloodrayne 3 and Alone in the dark 2 btw ?? It's driving me crazy.
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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At least it seemed somewhat similar to the game it was based off of, better than he usually does. It just doesn't help that the game was utter shit as well as the movie.
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That looks pretty terrible, which on the UBSOT(Uwe Boll Scale of Terribleness) is actually not that bad.
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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new all time low for Dave Foley...christ I thought it couldn't get any worse for him when he took the job for 'Celebrity Poker'. He looked misrible on that show. But now this?
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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To be honest I never really found Dave Foley that amusing anyway. But it gets worse from there.

Starring:

Zack Ward (The bully from A Christmas Story) in the lead role.
Larry Thomas aka "The Soup Nazi" guy as Osama Bin Laden.
Verne Troyer as himself.

There's no rimshot here, that's really part of the cast.
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This Boll Movement looks just as fucking terrible as the rest.
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm flabbergasted as well.
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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wasnt this movie already released earlier last year?

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Release dates for
Postal (2007)
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Canada 21 July 2007 (Fantasia Film Festival) (premiere)
USA 11 August 2007 (Fantastic Film Festival)
UK 26 August 2007 (London FrightFest Film Festival)
Austria 15 October 2007 (Vienna)
Germany 18 October 2007
Austria 19 October 2007
Germany 18 February 2008
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:47 AM   #14 (permalink)
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It's a sad day when you can't even get Gary Coleman to play a part in the movie and need to get Vern Troyer to replace him.
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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wasnt this movie already released earlier last year?

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Postal (2007)
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Country Date
Canada 21 July 2007 (Fantasia Film Festival) (premiere)
USA 11 August 2007 (Fantastic Film Festival)
UK 26 August 2007 (London FrightFest Film Festival)
Austria 15 October 2007 (Vienna)
Germany 18 October 2007
Austria 19 October 2007
Germany 18 February 2008
Those are festival showings (as you should be able to read), not threatrical release.
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