Indiana Jones drinking game

[Fungul]

My friends and I are watching the 1st 3 movies before Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. To make it more enjoyable a drinking game was needed.

Drink for every rule listed below.

1. Indiana puts on or takes off his hat.

• If he adjusts his hat.
  
• If he has his hat on one scene then has it off the next.

2. A whip is cracked.

• Prepare to drink A LOT in Temple of Doom with all the slave scenes.

3. Indiana winks.

• This has only happened once in the first 2, but we started drinking every time he got his way with a woman. He’s one smooth dude.

4. Indiana jumps to or from a moving vehicle.

• Planes, cars, mining karts, etc..
  
• Also in Raiders he jumps into the river towards the airplane, this counts.

5. The laws of physics are defied.

• This can also work with “movie magic”
  
• In Raiders Indiana and Sallah pickup the gold chest containing the Ark. There is no damn way 2 guys would pick up a solid gold chest. This is movie magic.
  
• When Indiana and Marion escape the room full of snakes he pushes a stone out of the wall and it bounces. Drink 2x here for him being able to push it alone and then the stone bouncing.
  
• This was proven to be possible by Mythbusters. But I refuse to believe Indiana, Short Round, and Willie could jump out of an airplane using a raft and land on snow without hurting themselves. Drink!
  
• Essentially every time you can say “Uh no way that’s possible.”

Movie specific rules – this will get you drunk.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

1. Every time you hear “Ark”.

• “Arc”heologist plays.

2. There is a shot contest to introduce Marion in her bar. Drink every time you see a shot taken on screen.

The Temple of Doom

1. Every time you hear Dr or Docta Jones.

2. Every time Willie screams.

• You drink a lot with this rule.

My friends and I haven’t watched The Last Crusade yet so we haven’t created any movie specific rules. I’m posting this game because I’m sure many of you are gearing up for The Crystal Skull release Friday. This makes watching the first 3 that much better. If you have any suggestions for 2 movie specific rules for The Last Crusade post them!

[Runnen]

Haha nice. If you want to get really get smashed in the 3rd movie, I suggest taking a shot every time that Nazi Commander dude shouts or otherwise yells.. usually HERR JONES! or something equally friendly. German is such a lovely language.

[Burf]

How do you play this game and not die from alcohol poisoning?

It's like drinking every time Luke whines like a little bitch in A New Hope. Good luck staying alive.

[CabbitCabbit]

What about every time Indy punches someone and it sounds like a wooden baseball bat hitting a sack of leather.

[Zeste]

You HAVE to add:

- Each time Indy makes a "you got to be kidding me" face. You know the face I'm talking about. I can think of multiple times in each movie without even trying.

[Kevincheese]

Hah, I can picture that face right now.

As Han Solo, too.

[Runnen]

Originally Posted by CabbitCabbit

What about every time Indy punches someone and it sounds like a wooden baseball bat hitting a sack of leather.

This made me laugh because it's so true. I always loved those punch noises in the Indy movies. One of my favorite punches is near the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when Indy infiltrates the Nazi submarine base, and he grabs some Nazi soldier wearing a cap, and knees him in the gut so the Nazi hunches over, and Indy punches him offscreen and all you hear is that punch noise and you see the cap fly up. That was awesome comedy / action.

Although, I think my favorite funny noise in the Indy movies combined is during Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indy and Marion are on that boat in their cabin, and Marion is trying on some clothes in front of a two-sided rotating mirror while Indy is examining his injuries on the other side of the mirror. Then he mumbles something and when she flips the mirror to ask him what he said, the mirror hits him right on the cut on his chin and the camera pans out far away from the boat and you hear this huge bestial scream. Man that scene makes me giggle just typing about it.

[Fungul]

I've done about 6 beers per movie. I'm pretty drunk by the end.

A suggested rule I really like for The Last Crusade.

1. Every time you hear Junior or Dad.

[Moontayle]

Originally Posted by Fungul

1. Every time you hear Junior or Dad.

I was thinking the same thing.

Although, I think my favorite funny noise in the Indy movies combined is during Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indy and Marion are on that boat in their cabin, and Marion is trying on some clothes in front of a two-sided rotating mirror while Indy is examining his injuries on the other side of the mirror. Then he mumbles something and when she flips the mirror to ask him what he said, the mirror hits him right on the cut on his chin and the camera pans out far away from the boat and you hear this huge bestial scream. Man that scene makes me giggle just typing about it.

Don't forget the Willhelm Scream!

[Blumpster]

Well, each movie is around two hours, 6 beers a movie, 18 beers over 6 hours...yah, you'd be well fucked up midway through Last Crusade. I'm guessing there's got to be about 20-30 minute breaks between movies though. You'd need that much at least to get some time on the alcohol and get more food or whatever.

[Yuggoth]

Originally Posted by Fungul

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[*] In Raiders Indiana and Sallah pickup the gold chest containing the Ark. There is no damn way 2 guys would pick up a solid gold chest. This is movie magic.

As I recall from Sunday School long ago, the Ark of the Covenant was made of carved wood overlaid with gold, not made of solid gold.... and was meant to be carried on poles just exactly like they showed.

[Lowk]

Originally Posted by Zeste

You HAVE to add:

- Each time Indy makes a "you got to be kidding me" face. You know the face I'm talking about. I can think of multiple times in each movie without even trying.

Nick Nolte would have done that face better

[Fungul]

Originally Posted by Yuggoth

As I recall from Sunday School long ago, the Ark of the Covenant was made of carved wood overlaid with gold, not made of solid gold.... and was meant to be carried on poles just exactly like they showed.

Interesting, but I think we both can agree the point of the game is to get drunk.

[Runnen]

Originally Posted by Fungul

Interesting, but I think we both can agree the point of the game is to get drunk.

I remember reading about the mythical properies of the Ark of the Covenant, namely the fact it could shoot lightning bolts and zap people on the spot. According to that article, this urban legend came from the fact that the actual Ark was generally carried around covered with goat and other animal hides to protect it from sunglare and other elements.. After several hours of carrying it around, the hides rubbing on the gold covering the Ark would charge it with static electricity. They said in the article that perhaps someone got a bit too curious and tried touching the ark, and got zapped (only a little, but perhaps the immense fear of being dead on the spot for the blaspheme got them a heart attack or something), which led people to think that it could kill at a touch. Interesting story in any case.

[brekk]

I always liked the Passion of the Christ drinking game.

-Drink whenever jesus gets hit