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Old 01-29-2008, 11:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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3 thoughts:

1. Doomsday movie, but no Superman?

2. The whole mohawk/tattoo'd/pierced/Mad Max civilization is fucking retarded

3. Did that Bugatti at the end seriously just plow through a bus without a scratch or dent on it?

Two thumbs down already. But yeah that chick is hot and I love the ass shot
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Bentley, not Buggati.
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Old 01-30-2008, 12:11 AM   #18 (permalink)
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British version of District B13 + Children of Men?
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:51 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Need more info on this flick. Someone D/L it or spend $15 on a movie ticket and tell me if it's shit or not.
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:03 AM   #20 (permalink)
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If I could see it 3 days before it opened I might pay $15 for it...
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:08 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Just because it's not released in theaters until friday doesn't mean it's not out
on the web somewhere.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:16 PM   #22 (permalink)
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One of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. I went in expecting something like maybe mad max/children of men. I'm still kind of in shock at what I just saw.

Plot holes out the ass, many extremely predictable things happened. (Although there was a 20 minute out of place part with Malcom Mcdowell I didn't see coming from a mile away, which was extremely retarded btw)

The Bentley someone mentioned earlier was pretty funny. Like, the windshield goes from being broken to pristine and back and forth many times during a stupid chase scene. Actually the whole car goes from dented and scratched to brand new and back many times too.

There was tons of shit like that, like some times there was electricity in the shitty city, sometimes not. Gasoline powered vehicles all over the place and one girl who has lived in the shitty city her whole life among these cars sees the Bentley and asks "What does that do?!"

The fight scenes are the epitome of shaky/quick angle cuts. There's one early fight scene it must have been doing 3-4 angle cuts per second for a good ten seconds, as well as shaking like Michael J. Fox was the cameraman. I can't stand that shit. The only saving grace of the movie was the blood and gore in some death scenes. It wasn't really saving, it was just funny.

The showing I went to had maybe 15 people in it, and every one was laughing pretty much through the whole thing, it just had some really ridiculous shit.

Save your money. All this movie is, is a good argument for why people pirate movies.
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:35 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I have to disagree. This movie was soooo fun.

The characters and situations are very amusing.
The fight scenes are pretty good.
The main girl is hot hot hot.
The gore is satisfying and plentiful.
There are lots of things to laugh at.

If you liked the Resident Evil movies, you will probably like this. I hope they make 10 sequels, hurray for awesome crap movies.
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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agree with Ripe, was a fun movie. if you went in expecting zero plot holes, you were fooling yourself. this movie has a chick in leather going into a city of cannibals after survivors of a plague.

it was a bit mad max at parts, V for Vendetta in others, and robin hood gone evil in the 3rd. chick was amazingly hot, fight scenes were pretty good, and her captain guy from Unleashed is always plays his role well.

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was the 1 scene w/ tits was in the 1st ten minutes and only lasted maybe 2 seconds
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Old 03-15-2008, 01:24 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Haven't seen it because the theaters near me are run by fucking retards, but I refuse to believe in the possibility that Neil Marshall has made a bad movie. Inconceivable.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:07 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Haven't seen it because the theaters near me are run by fucking retards, but I refuse to believe in the possibility that Neil Marshall has made a bad movie. Inconceivable.
I don't think that word means what you think it does.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:36 AM   #27 (permalink)
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The average of Yahoo user reviews is generally a good indicator of the suck factor of a film.

So far, with 222 reviews, this movie is a C+.

AKA, ass that is slightly appealing to some.
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Old 03-15-2008, 07:49 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Yah...she's hot. If you like man monkey faces.

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Old 03-15-2008, 01:17 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I don't think that word means what you think it does.
Eh, I realize he's only made two movies, but they are two of the best horror movies I've ever seen--and I've watched an absurd amount of horror in the last thirty odd years. I'll be very disappointed if this movie doesn't live up to the expectations I have for Marshall's work.


And Rhona Mitra is hot enough that she almost made watching Skinwalkers bearable. Almost.
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Old 03-15-2008, 01:21 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I thought the same. The Descent is one of my favorite movies. Doomsday is one of my least favorite. It's so awful

What other movie did he make? Descent is the only one I see him directing for.
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