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Old 06-25-2008, 09:22 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Folks, I'm sorry, this movie looks retarded. Curve the bullet? Shoot the wings off the flies? It might have seemed neat when I was 10. Also, Angelina Jolie is a bad actress and pretty lame. The only thing making that red band trailer tolerable was Morgan Freeman saying "Shoot this muthafucka!" In the post-Matrix cinema market, this entire movie looks like a lame cliche.
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:29 PM   #47 (permalink)
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This movie looks retarded but it's getting great reviews on rottentomatoes right now. 88% out of 30 critics.... thats 10000% better than I thought it would get already. Maybe has potential? I'm not a fan of Jolie's acting but goddamn if those tattoo's on her back aren't the sexiest things i've ever seen!
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:00 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Folks, I'm sorry, this movie looks retarded. Curve the bullet? Shoot the wings off the flies? It might have seemed neat when I was 10. Also, Angelina Jolie is a bad actress and pretty lame. The only thing making that red band trailer tolerable was Morgan Freeman saying "Shoot this muthafucka!" In the post-Matrix cinema market, this entire movie looks like a lame cliche.
Because it's fun. OH GOD MUTANTS ARE FAKE. AND IRON MAN? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS A FLYING SUIT POWERED ON A LITTLE TINY REACTOR. WHY ARE SPACE SHIPS AERODYNAMIC?! THERE IS NO ATMOSPHERE IN SPACE.

I like some realism in my movies as much as the next guy, but come on.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:25 PM   #49 (permalink)
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WHY ARE SPACE SHIPS AERODYNAMIC?! THERE IS NO ATMOSPHERE IN SPACE.
Because no one wants to fly the Space Yugo.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:31 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Because no one wants to fly the Space Yugo.
If I were not feeling so lazy atm, I'd dig up a pic of the space Winnebago from Spaceballs.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:34 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Because it's fun. OH GOD MUTANTS ARE FAKE. AND IRON MAN? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS A FLYING SUIT POWERED ON A LITTLE TINY REACTOR. WHY ARE SPACE SHIPS AERODYNAMIC?! THERE IS NO ATMOSPHERE IN SPACE.

I like some realism in my movies as much as the next guy, but come on.
Are you doubting the validity of the arclight reactor? FUCK YOU GUY
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If I were not feeling so lazy atm, I'd dig up a pic of the space Winnebago from Spaceballs.
Now, I would still fly this, way classy.
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:03 AM   #53 (permalink)
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So, any naked Jolie in the movie?
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:46 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Jolie has been partially naked in quite a few movies - now that she's a mom and a superstar, those days are probably over. You never know with Hollywood folks, though. Tit shots were always a good distraction from her mediocre acting.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:19 AM   #55 (permalink)
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So, any naked Jolie in the movie?
There's a shot of her climbing out of a pool of water with a fairly good view of her arse for maybe half a second. That's about it.

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She never had a good ass tho,flat as a board. Gia pretty much had her in the buff.


Lookin at her IMDB ,I had no idea she married her costar from Hackers.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:26 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Because it's fun. OH GOD MUTANTS ARE FAKE. AND IRON MAN? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS A FLYING SUIT POWERED ON A LITTLE TINY REACTOR. WHY ARE SPACE SHIPS AERODYNAMIC?! THERE IS NO ATMOSPHERE IN SPACE.

I like some realism in my movies as much as the next guy, but come on.
Well, I realize you weren't being serious.. But even in the future most space ship designs assume potential need for entering atmosphere. Many are built terrestrially, and are launched.
Some designs assume being built in space and staying there of course.

good fundamental concept design to include that kind of depth to your designs.
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Well, I realize you weren't being serious.. But even in the future most space ship designs assume potential need for entering atmosphere. Many are built terrestrially, and are launched.
Some designs assume being built in space and staying there of course.

good fundamental concept design to include that kind of depth to your designs.
It would be pretty retarded to build ships on the ground if you have the capacity to build them in space. It would be equally retarded to have your primary space crossing ship land on planets. There are very good reasons why you don't see many amphibious vehicles except for very specialized uses.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:40 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Jolie was only hot in hackers, otherwise... I know a lot of women/girls who think she still is.

However, I'm a sucker for James McAvoy. I don't think I've seen him in a bad movie. Not spending money on this without raving reviews.
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Folks, I'm sorry, this movie looks retarded. Curve the bullet? Shoot the wings off the flies? It might have seemed neat when I was 10. Also, Angelina Jolie is a bad actress and pretty lame. The only thing making that red band trailer tolerable was Morgan Freeman saying "Shoot this muthafucka!" In the post-Matrix cinema market, this entire movie looks like a lame cliche.
You have to realize you are watching a movie based on a comic book. This isn't fucking Spy Games with Brad Pitt and Robert Redford in a semi-realistic thriller. It's a movie based off a comic, created by a very untalented ass-clown of a comic artists, published by a third-rate comic company (Top Cow).

Watch it with the intent and understanding that there will be a bunch of action and unbelievable stunts, have a beer (if you have those types of theaters where you live), and relax.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and spend your 10 bucks on something else.
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