300 parody - Page 2

FulorianC · 10-20-2007, 12:36 AM

Yeah. Everyone knows Persians are giant scary monsters.

Cybsled · 10-20-2007, 05:32 AM

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I had a professor just yesterday comment on how stupid and unrealistic 300 is

You should have zinged him with "If you would have actually been paying attention, you would have realized the entire film was being told as a story by a solider to other soliders, and thus subject to embellishment like much propaganda was. Since you lack the critical observation skills to notice that, please explain why we should listen to anything you fucking say on any topic?".

There would probably be a long period of silence followed by "see me after class".

Algol Devilstar · 10-20-2007, 07:12 AM

OMG rush to 300 defense! Man the ramparts! SOMEONE MUST LOSE THEIR HEAD!

Algol Devilstar · 10-20-2007, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Syringed

Maybe you should get a better sense of humor.

Maybe you should pull that stick outta your ass.

gavinrad · 10-20-2007, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by James

I support Mr. Sorbo in all his works, and truly believe that this movie cannot be anything other than ambrosia on film simply because of his presence. If you have not seen Walking Tall 2, you are missing out in life.

The only way this movie could be better is if Dean Cain was in it.

Wow, James, you might just be my favorite person in the world. I bet I've seen more crappy Dean Cain movies than you though, me and my ex-roommate would seldom leave the movie store without one.

Burkex · 10-20-2007, 03:44 PM

No need to parody 300, the movie sucked.

Cybsled · 10-20-2007, 04:35 PM

Actually, if you want a good parody of 300, goto Rifftrax and D/L their 300 commentary

"And then Leonidas pours himself a bowl of Trix, and looks down at his cereal, and his orange juice, and his toast, and goes "THIS IS SPARTOFACOMPLETE BREAKFAST!!!!"

PosterOfStuff · 10-20-2007, 11:45 PM

I rather liked Dean Cain in: "The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy", was a pretty good movie all around.

He has done a shit-ton of work it seems, only seen that one movie with him in it but.

Goltana_R-Zek · 10-21-2007, 12:05 AM

Looks pretty dumb, but maybe that's also because everything in the world has done a 300 parody already. Beating a dead horse to the max. I thought the original scary movie was humorous, but everything after that just seemed overdone. Even this new sports movie coming out (forget the name atm) is just inline with that type of humor, spoofing movies and such with generic jokes =\.

kedwyn · 10-21-2007, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheOkapi

So fucking retarded. Since when did parody stop being awesome, and start just being random jokes about celebrities?

Right around the time when the average person in this country became a borderline retard.

Froofy-D · 10-21-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by James

If you have not seen Walking Tall 2, you are missing out in life.

Wow I never knew there was a part 2, much less with Kevin Sorbo. Looks like there is a third one as well:

Walking Tall: Lone Justice - Rotten Tomatoes

Sithro · 10-21-2007, 03:24 PM

300 was awesome. Shut the fuck up, retards.

The Slacker · 10-21-2007, 03:50 PM

I liked this trailer parody :

Justice League 300 - CollegeHumor video

homsar · 10-21-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Slacker

I liked this trailer parody :

Justice League 300 - CollegeHumor video

Huge fan of the Justice league cartoons but alot of those clips from season 2 of justice league unlimited??? Didnt recognize alot of those scenes, I still havnt bought that DVD

Satchurio · 10-23-2007, 03:37 PM

Put me down under the 300 sucked category. I felt like I was watching a 2 hour music video directed by a 13 year old boy and wanted to gouge my ears out all the time. I love heavy metal, but not during epic battle scenes, come the fuck on.

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FulorianC EQ1 Apologist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 1,600	Yeah. Everyone knows Persians are giant scary monsters. __________________

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Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,437 +16 Internets	Actually, if you want a good parody of 300, goto Rifftrax and D/L their 300 commentary "And then Leonidas pours himself a bowl of Trix, and looks down at his cereal, and his orange juice, and his toast, and goes "THIS IS SPARTOFACOMPLETE BREAKFAST!!!!" __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

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10-20-2007, 07:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
Algol Devilstar Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The NW Posts: 3,497 +0 Internets	OMG rush to 300 defense! Man the ramparts! SOMEONE MUST LOSE THEIR HEAD!

10-20-2007, 03:44 PM	#21 (permalink)
Burkex It's Lord of the Flies time. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,647 -42 Internets	No need to parody 300, the movie sucked.

10-20-2007, 11:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
PosterOfStuff Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 193 -13 Internets	I rather liked Dean Cain in: "The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy", was a pretty good movie all around. He has done a shit-ton of work it seems, only seen that one movie with him in it but.

10-21-2007, 03:50 PM	#28 (permalink)
The Slacker Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 18 -6 Internets	I liked this trailer parody : Justice League 300 - CollegeHumor video

10-23-2007, 03:37 PM	#30 (permalink)
Satchurio Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 47 +0 Internets	Put me down under the 300 sucked category. I felt like I was watching a 2 hour music video directed by a 13 year old boy and wanted to gouge my ears out all the time. I love heavy metal, but not during epic battle scenes, come the fuck on.