10,000 B.C. - Page 3

Rathgar · 03-09-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuriin

Oh my God, finally someone else who uses BCE rather than the retarded BC.

Get the fuck out.

meStevo · 03-09-2008, 06:48 PM

This looks like it should be another Discovery channel special about ancient times, not in a movie theater. Nothing compels me to see this in the trailer, hard to explain I guess. Based on a couple posts here, nothing appears to compel you to stay in your seat watching it either.

Kuriin · 03-09-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rathgar

Get the fuck out.

/rofl

Goliath · 03-09-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

i think the guy got a little confused. i will watch this movie off the net but to be honest i thought it bit fucking dumb the trailer had dudes in dreadlocks running around. i thought that was a bit of a modern touch for 12,000 years ago.

What are you talking about? Do you know how those dirty Bob Marley wannabe's you see walking around in your downtown city get their dreadlocks? They don't wash their hair for 2 months and let it get really dirty and then twist it around a lot.

Probably exactly what any hunter 12,000 years ago would have done considering they aren't exactly going to be bathing a lot and don't have time to go to the barber to get their hair cut and don't want their hair in face while hunting.

James · 03-10-2008, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CyrusReij

Also Terror Birds only lived in South America, with a few species migrated to southern North america (Florida/Texas)

One more reason why Texas is the best fuckin state in the world. We had terror motherfucking birds, gents. Beat that shit with a hammer, why don't ya.

Astrocreep · 03-10-2008, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Goliath

What are you talking about? Do you know how those dirty Bob Marley wannabe's you see walking around in your downtown city get their dreadlocks? They don't wash their hair for 2 months and let it get really dirty and then twist it around a lot.

Probably exactly what any hunter 12,000 years ago would have done considering they aren't exactly going to be bathing a lot and don't have time to go to the barber to get their hair cut and don't want their hair in face while hunting.

looks like the barber gave him a nice styled goatee. he looks pretty clean too. i realize this is hollywood but i have never seen a rasta haircut in any cave painting in any ancient civilization, least of all the egyptians who fucking invented personal hygiene. btw im pretty sure rasta haircuts are not people just not bathing or washing for 2 months, all hoboes would look like they come from the island in that case. you need to rub that beeswax shit in your hair then twist it, they dont wash their hair so the stuff doesnt come off.

Sharmai · 03-10-2008, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Goliath

What are you talking about? Do you know how those dirty Bob Marley wannabe's you see walking around in your downtown city get their dreadlocks? They don't wash their hair for 2 months and let it get really dirty and then twist it around a lot.

Fail. I have dreadlocks. No that is not how you get real dreadlocks thats how you get dirty fucking hair.

Kuriin · 03-10-2008, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

looks like the barber gave him a nice styled goatee. he looks pretty clean too. i realize this is hollywood but i have never seen a rasta haircut in any cave painting in any ancient civilization, least of all the egyptians who fucking invented personal hygiene. btw im pretty sure rasta haircuts are not people just not bathing or washing for 2 months, all hoboes would look like they come from the island in that case. you need to rub that beeswax shit in your hair then twist it, they dont wash their hair so the stuff doesnt come off.

Well, honestly, you have no idea what they looked like. There aren't any true depictions of hairstyle, facial hair, etc. on cave walls unless you're going by the "caveman" stereotype.

Occido · 03-10-2008, 08:27 AM

Cuppycake · 03-10-2008, 01:03 PM

Saw this last night. Extremely mediocre, boring and predictable.

Save your money and rent it.

Astrocreep · 03-10-2008, 02:16 PM

i lasted about 25 minutes on watching it off the net. it sucked, but to be fair its really not the type of movie you can appreciate a think like the mastodon hunt on a shitty ass resolution, small screen like googlevideo.

Jait · 03-10-2008, 02:42 PM

Despite the Hollywood annoyances...shaved pits, legs, intricate hair designs. It was still a shitty movie =/

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Originally Posted by Goliath

What are you talking about? Do you know how those dirty Bob Marley wannabe's you see walking around in your downtown city get their dreadlocks? They don't wash their hair for 2 months and let it get really dirty and then twist it around a lot.

Probably exactly what any hunter 12,000 years ago would have done considering they aren't exactly going to be bathing a lot and don't have time to go to the barber to get their hair cut and don't want their hair in face while hunting.

This post was more entertaining than the movie.

Clearly you've never seen the process. It takes about 3-10 hours to do your hair like that, and quite a bit of upkeep. And it can't be dirty prior to the process.

"Twist it around a lot", good stuff. A++

Aamina · 03-10-2008, 04:09 PM

Um...having done my hair when it hasn't been washed in...something like a month, I'd say that's actually not too far off. All I had to do was twist that shit and it would wrap and stay. It didn't look quite as nice but it was the idea. And before anyone starts any bullshit "lewl why wasn't your hair washed" I was in the freaking mountains with a choice between washing my hair and having a decent amount of drinking water.

James · 03-11-2008, 09:11 AM

Uhh, then wash your hair. Jesus. How could you be so DUMB.

Taloo · 03-11-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Aamina

Um...having done my hair when it hasn't been washed in...something like a month, I'd say that's actually not too far off. All I had to do was twist that shit and it would wrap and stay. It didn't look quite as nice but it was the idea. And before anyone starts any bullshit "lewl why wasn't your hair washed" I was in the freaking mountains with a choice between washing my hair and having a decent amount of drinking water.

Should have taken more ammo to hunt water with then eh?

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03-10-2008, 02:16 PM	#41 (permalink)
Astrocreep The Undead Shaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,528	i lasted about 25 minutes on watching it off the net. it sucked, but to be fair its really not the type of movie you can appreciate a think like the mastodon hunt on a shitty ass resolution, small screen like googlevideo.