The Absolute Ultimate B Movie Thread

Warrik · 08-31-2007, 10:35 AM

Ok, now I know some of you had to see some seriously retarded B movies that even SFT3k couldnt bear to sit through, so lets do the world a favor and bring some fo these bad boys back in to the limelight for others to suffer...err....enjoy them as we did.

I can kick it off with Motel Hell.

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Astrocreep · 08-31-2007, 10:49 AM

How about the sexiest slasher film ever?
its a tossup between Slumber Party Massacre or Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

manslayer · 08-31-2007, 12:53 PM

So many, where to begin.

Surf Nazis Must Die
Class of Nuke'em High
Toxic Avenger
Swamp Thing
The Stuff
Any of the Ator movies.

Many, many others, but those came to mind!

Grimmlokk · 08-31-2007, 10:03 PM

It's all about Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon.

Shonuff > Every karate villain ever.

edit: Now with 85% less yellow frog.

hamrlik · 08-31-2007, 10:07 PM

except YELLOW FROG!

Ham n Cheese · 08-31-2007, 10:09 PM

haha I actually saw Motel Hell one night 10 years ago on TNT or something. It was really Motel Hello or something but the light on the o had burnt out thus creating MOTEL HELL, so amazing.

brekk · 08-31-2007, 10:30 PM

Tremors...

Khorum · 08-31-2007, 10:38 PM

Tremors (at least the first one) was a great creature feature.

Juvarisx · 09-01-2007, 09:07 PM

Army of Darkness is technically considered a B movie I guess but its absolutely amazing

However I suppose its understandable how some people think is retarded

Lyenae · 09-01-2007, 09:17 PM

Deathstalker.

This movie needs no introduction.

Communistbloc · 09-01-2007, 10:40 PM

Raging sharks. Hands down.

Lyrical · 09-02-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlokk

It's all about Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon.

Shonuff > Every karate villain ever.

edit: Now with 85% less yellow frog.

I loved the Last Dragon. I thought I was the only one that loved this movie, but it turns out this movie has quite a cult following. It turns out my wife and her four sisters had a copy of the movie, and watched it hundreds of times when they were growing up. They are all in their 30's now, but you could pop this movie in at a get-together, and they have all the words to the songs memorized.

This movie is sheer 80's awesomeness at its best.

"Am I the baddest? Shonuff! Am I the meanest? Shonuff!" Rofl, in Eq1, there was an iksar monk named Shonuff on my server. /end ramble.

Frax · 09-02-2007, 01:10 PM

My favorite B's

Nanaki Ikanan · 09-02-2007, 01:41 PM

Night Of the Lepus is my favorite B movie ever. Giant Rabbits ftw.

Blumpster · 09-02-2007, 02:09 PM

Used to watch The Last Dragon all the time. Encore played it like crazy. The best part of the whole movie is the soundtrack.

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Astrocreep The Undead Shaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,155	How about the sexiest slasher film ever? its a tossup between Slumber Party Massacre or Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers Attached Images

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Grimmlokk Unlicensed Vaginoplasty Surgeon Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,490 +12 Internets	It's all about Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. Shonuff > Every karate villain ever. edit: Now with 85% less yellow frog. __________________ "The eyes are the groin of the face" Last edited by Grimmlokk : 08-31-2007 at 10:26 PM.

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Juvarisx Serious Business Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 202 +0 Internets	Army of Darkness is technically considered a B movie I guess but its absolutely amazing However I suppose its understandable how some people think is retarded Last edited by Juvarisx : 09-01-2007 at 09:10 PM.

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Lyenae Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,973 -27 Internets	Deathstalker. This movie needs no introduction. Attached Images

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Frax Not So Hopey Changey Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Axis of Evil Posts: 2,716	My favorite B's Attached Images

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manslayer El Presidente Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Deep Dark Cold Posts: 351 -5 Internets	So many, where to begin. Surf Nazis Must Die Class of Nuke'em High Toxic Avenger Swamp Thing The Stuff Any of the Ator movies. Many, many others, but those came to mind!

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Ham n Cheese You can betray me Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 8,675 +20 Internets	haha I actually saw Motel Hell one night 10 years ago on TNT or something. It was really Motel Hello or something but the light on the o had burnt out thus creating MOTEL HELL, so amazing.

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Khorum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 4,594 -33 Internets	Tremors (at least the first one) was a great creature feature.

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Communistbloc Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 739 +0 Internets	Raging sharks. Hands down.

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Nanaki Ikanan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 460 -1 Internets	Night Of the Lepus is my favorite B movie ever. Giant Rabbits ftw.

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Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,594 -2 Internets	Used to watch The Last Dragon all the time. Encore played it like crazy. The best part of the whole movie is the soundtrack.

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