300 - Page 6

Tirinal · 02-13-2007, 02:51 AM

Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of 300.

Sole · 02-13-2007, 11:58 AM

Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what 300 is.

Fuvi · 02-13-2007, 01:02 PM

A census taker once tried to 300 me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Cuppycake · 02-13-2007, 02:18 PM

"I'll ask you one last time. Do you have 300?"

"Whah you say? Dissdee?"

"He said 300, mutha fucka! Can't you understand
English?"

Necrath Evilcraft · 02-13-2007, 04:23 PM

300, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Savant · 02-13-2007, 05:23 PM

public class 300 {knownUniverse();}

Taranatar · 02-13-2007, 09:06 PM

We shoulda brought fuckin' 300's.

Zeste · 02-13-2007, 11:51 PM

My girlfriend sucked 300 dicks!

In a row?

Kiroy · 02-14-2007, 06:14 AM

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse... tickets to 300 pre screen.

E.T. phone 300

Mama always said life was like a box of 300 spartans. You never know what you're gonna get.

TheOkapi · 02-14-2007, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeste

My girlfriend sucked 300 dicks!

In a row?

Repeat, Cuppy beat you to it on the first page

Samflam · 02-14-2007, 07:16 AM

The meaning of life is 300.

Taranatar · 02-14-2007, 10:21 AM

Jesus died for your 300.

Thorpe · 02-14-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taranatar

Jesus died for your 300.

I don't think Jesus would have died before getting a chance to see 300 himself.

Taranatar · 02-14-2007, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thorpe

I don't think Jesus would have died before getting a chance to see 300 himself.

Of course not, that's why he used his awesome Jesus powers to ressurect on the 300th day!

dooeet · 02-14-2007, 11:46 AM

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the 300began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive." Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us... and the sky was full of what looked like huge 300's...all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamned 300's"

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Kiroy CORP POR! Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,181 -1 Internets	I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse... tickets to 300 pre screen. E.T. phone 300 Mama always said life was like a box of 300 spartans. You never know what you're gonna get. __________________ ORALE!!! CHAMACOS!!

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02-13-2007, 02:51 AM	#76 (permalink)
Tirinal Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 721 +0 Internets	Came thro' the jaws of Death, Back from the mouth of Hell, All that was left of them, Left of 300.

02-13-2007, 11:58 AM	#77 (permalink)
Sole ^ seriously Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 471	Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what 300 is.

02-13-2007, 01:02 PM	#78 (permalink)
Fuvi Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 63 +2 Internets	A census taker once tried to 300 me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

02-13-2007, 04:23 PM	#80 (permalink)
Necrath Evilcraft Worthless Incarnate Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 436 -3 Internets	300, motherfucker, do you speak it?

02-13-2007, 05:23 PM	#81 (permalink)
Savant Heaven is overrated. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 112 +0 Internets	public class 300 {knownUniverse();}

02-13-2007, 11:51 PM	#83 (permalink)
Zeste Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 +21 Internets	My girlfriend sucked 300 dicks! In a row?

02-14-2007, 07:16 AM	#86 (permalink)
Samflam That must be very tiring Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Toe-rawn-toe Posts: 1,216	The meaning of life is 300.

02-14-2007, 11:46 AM	#90 (permalink)
dooeet Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 86 +0 Internets	We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the 300began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive." Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us... and the sky was full of what looked like huge 300's...all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamned 300's"