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Old 09-09-2006, 11:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Wickerman
Can you say movie of the year? This is the boldest freshest film I've seen since Cabin Fever. It's also funny as hell. It places a firm cockslap on Hollywood's face and their tired old cliches. Unfortunately 99% of you have already been so brainwashed by watching shitty shows like Friends and Seinfeld that you can no longer enjoy anything except the rehashed formulaic stories that some overpaid hack writer tells you to. So I am encouraging you NOT to see this movie. You will hate it.

But know that the best movie this year has already been released, and it is named "The Wickerman."
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Old 09-09-2006, 01:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hollywood doing remakes is not rehashed and formulatic!


Or is it?
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Old 09-09-2006, 08:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It was fucking terrible - worst remake i've seen in years. The Original is 50x better.
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Old 09-09-2006, 08:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hollywood doing remakes is not rehashed and formulatic!


Or is it?
It just goes to prove my point. You have to go back 30 years to find a movie that isn't Hollywood bullshit.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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just shut the fuck up already, jesus christ.
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Was no need to remake this movie, especially when they don't do anything new or special other then americanize it.

Save your money, see the original.
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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just shut the fuck up already, jesus christ.
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Old 09-10-2006, 11:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Was no need to remake this movie, especially when they don't do anything new or special other then americanize it.

Save your money, see the original.
^^ for the win.

My overall impression when I left the theatre was "awwwww, I saw this when I was 9, and it was more entertaining =/"
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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original was better.
it's way better to think of the title this movie in a mexi-gangster accent, btw.

"hey... hey maing.. homes... you want to see thee uh... thee whee-ker, maing?"
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wickerman is being nominated for comedy of the year. Scenes from Wickerman, I don't understand who would pay to make this movie.

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Old 01-18-2007, 06:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Can you say movie of the year? This is the boldest freshest film I've seen since Cabin Fever. It's also funny as hell. It places a firm cockslap on Hollywood's face and their tired old cliches. Unfortunately 99% of you have already been so brainwashed by watching shitty shows like Friends and Seinfeld that you can no longer enjoy anything except the rehashed formulaic stories that some overpaid hack writer tells you to. So I am encouraging you NOT to see this movie. You will hate it.

But know that the best movie this year has already been released, and it is named "The Wickerman."
I'm not sure if you're kidding here or not.

Because if you're not kidding, you may have totally missed the point. And by the point I mean the point of cinema itself.
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wickerman is being nominated for comedy of the year. Scenes from Wickerman, I don't understand who would pay to make this movie.
After seeing that video, I would now pay to watch that. That shit is hilarious, who wouldn't pay to see a dude in a bear suit beat a bitches ass?


Edit: This video is faster to the funny YouTube - Best Scenes From "The Wicker Man"
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm not sure if you're kidding here or not.

Because if you're not kidding, you may have totally missed the point. And by the point I mean the point of cinema itself.
It's too bad your dad's sperm didn't miss the egg.
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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yeah guys, FUCK that hollywood bullshit i am seriously all they release is shit, fuck the big corporations while were at and fuck the man too, fuck it all. This movie is good shit if you dont agree you should have NEVER BEEN BORN DUMBASS.



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Old 01-20-2007, 11:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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What the fuck is that movie about?
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