The Dark Knight - Page 39

Astrocreep · 06-10-2008, 03:47 AM

Hey you guys spent 2 months sucking on Iron Man's cock meanwhile i said it looked kinda crappy judging by the trailer and it in fact turned out to be just "ok" and nowhere near the oral nutbusting experience some of you were going on about. this means i am the one who has bad taste in cinema? i can go toe to toe with any of you haters and i can back my shit up.

Dethfang · 06-10-2008, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

Hey you guys spent 2 months sucking on Iron Man's cock meanwhile i said it looked kinda crappy judging by the trailer and it in fact turned out to be just "ok" and nowhere near the oral nutbusting experience some of you were going on about. this means i am the one who has bad taste in cinema? i can go toe to toe with any of you haters and i can back my shit up.

yeah, go watch some more speed racer and tell us about cinema again

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 06-10-2008, 07:00 AM

Has someone dethroned Awanka as "Worst Movie Critic Ever?"

Astrocreep · 06-10-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dethfang

yeah, go watch some more speed racer and tell us about cinema again

ive already seen speed racer twice and would not mind seeing it a third time and unlike Iron man it has very little plot/continuity holes.

[LVC]DeGrassi · 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

ive already seen speed racer twice and would not mind seeing it a third time and unlike Iron man it has very little plot/continuity holes.

I swear to god, I hope your joking.

Zeste · 06-10-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by [LVC]DeGrassi

I swear to god, I hope your joking.

He's not. Astrocreep is the "special child" of Millies entertainment houses.

Astrocreep · 06-10-2008, 10:57 AM

so hows that Iron Man cock taste?

Zeste · 06-10-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Astrocreep

so hows that Iron Man cock taste?

Duh.

Metallic.

homsar · 06-10-2008, 11:26 AM

I thought most people said Iron man was awesome?? what the hell is Astro creep talking about?

chaos · 06-10-2008, 11:30 AM

Iron Man was bad fucking ass, you're crazy.

Brad2770 · 06-10-2008, 12:22 PM

How the fuck did you bring Ironman into this thread? I fucking clicked Batman, read your bullshit, hit back and clicked Batman again before i realized I really was in the Batman thread.

Astrocreep · 06-10-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad2770

How the fuck did you bring Ironman into this thread? I fucking clicked Batman, read your bullshit, hit back and clicked Batman again before i realized I really was in the Batman thread.

yeah cuz comic book to movie adaption threads have never had mentions of other comic-movie adaptions before. meanwhile the speed racer/iron man post i made a month or so ago is the only thing you guys keep bringing up as "proof" i have bad taste in movies. while iron man was better than the trailer it was still under par compared to speed racer.

Braen · 06-10-2008, 01:25 PM

Not according to Rotten Tomatoes...

Iron Man - 93% - Consensus - Director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey make this smart, high impact superhero movie one that even non-comics fans can enjoy. 207 reviews/ 15 negative

Speed Racer - 36% - Consensus - The Wachowski Brothers have overloaded Speed Racer with headache-inducing special effects, and neglected to develop a coherent storyline. 171 reviews/ 110 negative

Speed Racer is the Doom 3 of the movie industry. Great tech demo but boring/non-existant story.

Astrocreep · 06-10-2008, 02:04 PM

the kiddie parts hurt the movie quite a lot, but IMO the main part as in the story and races were top notch. wachowskis should have deleted the kid and the monkey and it would have done better in the box office. The only ownage parts of Iron Man were The Dude and when Iron Man is being attacked by raptors.

Hippos · 06-10-2008, 02:18 PM

The last page or so of this thread needs to be split off into the RR and called Batman Begins Sequel: Iron Man versus Speed Racer Reviews and How We Interpret Them or something.

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Braen Watches the Watchmen Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,055 -1 Internets	Not according to Rotten Tomatoes... Iron Man - 93% - Consensus - Director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey make this smart, high impact superhero movie one that even non-comics fans can enjoy. 207 reviews/ 15 negative Speed Racer - 36% - Consensus - The Wachowski Brothers have overloaded Speed Racer with headache-inducing special effects, and neglected to develop a coherent storyline. 171 reviews/ 110 negative Speed Racer is the Doom 3 of the movie industry. Great tech demo but boring/non-existant story. __________________ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming "That is not dead which can Eternal lie, and with strange Eons even death may die" - H. P. Lovecraft Last edited by Braen : 06-10-2008 at 01:44 PM.

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06-10-2008, 03:47 AM	#571 (permalink)
Astrocreep The Undead Shaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,521	Hey you guys spent 2 months sucking on Iron Man's cock meanwhile i said it looked kinda crappy judging by the trailer and it in fact turned out to be just "ok" and nowhere near the oral nutbusting experience some of you were going on about. this means i am the one who has bad taste in cinema? i can go toe to toe with any of you haters and i can back my shit up.

06-10-2008, 07:00 AM	#573 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,481	Has someone dethroned Awanka as "Worst Movie Critic Ever?"

06-10-2008, 10:57 AM	#577 (permalink)
Astrocreep The Undead Shaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,521	so hows that Iron Man cock taste?

06-10-2008, 11:30 AM	#580 (permalink)
chaos Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 4,951 +19 Internets	Iron Man was bad fucking ass, you're crazy.

06-10-2008, 12:22 PM	#581 (permalink)
Brad2770 is fucking stupid. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 779 +3 Internets	How the fuck did you bring Ironman into this thread? I fucking clicked Batman, read your bullshit, hit back and clicked Batman again before i realized I really was in the Batman thread.

06-10-2008, 02:04 PM	#584 (permalink)
Astrocreep The Undead Shaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 3,521	the kiddie parts hurt the movie quite a lot, but IMO the main part as in the story and races were top notch. wachowskis should have deleted the kid and the monkey and it would have done better in the box office. The only ownage parts of Iron Man were The Dude and when Iron Man is being attacked by raptors.

06-10-2008, 02:18 PM	#585 (permalink)
Hippos hip, hip hop, hip hop anonymous Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 203 +6 Internets	The last page or so of this thread needs to be split off into the RR and called Batman Begins Sequel: Iron Man versus Speed Racer Reviews and How We Interpret Them or something.