Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest - Page 2

Zinke · 06-22-2006, 04:09 PM

hahaha.

prescient63 · 06-23-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Thorpe

Blow is up there as well.

The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance

I hate to say this but read the book. If you thought the movie was hilarious the book goes so far beyond that. It was also fairly interesting to see how they basically invented or were on the front lines of modern drug running.

The chapter where they cut down the powerlines to land the plan stuck with me as being particularly memorable.

kcxiv · 06-23-2006, 10:14 PM

Donnie Brasco, fucking forget about it.

Peacecraft · 06-24-2006, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nehrak

That's enough to make me start thinking that perhaps pirates really are better than ninjas.

blasphemy!

WarderX · 06-24-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuppycake

Umm no thanks. Orlando + Johnny Depp = hot fuckin movie tyvm =)

Do girls actually think Orlando Bloom is attractive?

Zehn - Vhex · 06-25-2006, 06:40 AM

He's black dude. Of course chicks dig him.

Angry Amadeus · 06-25-2006, 10:42 AM

I'd pay top dollar to see a movie that goes something like this:

Johnny Depp and Christian Bale star in the forthcoming summer blockbuster Lethal Weapon 5, where Depp (Murtock) and Bale (Riggs) face off against a slew of cantankerously placid-faced nitwits in the form of Orlando Bloom (Spiderhands), Matt Damon (Dr. Bourning) and the always stoic but facial-expressionless Ben Affleck, who plays the ultra-villain (Handjob). Watch as crazy tag-team action unfolds and Riggs rips the spine out of Dr. Bourning, Spiderhands meets his demise at the hands of a saucy, rum-ridden Murtock, and Handjob implodes from a vanity-inflicted bomb of self-deprecation and career ruining.

Or something.

Callic · 07-01-2006, 01:27 AM

Swing and a miss there big guy

GrobbeeTrull · 07-06-2006, 07:06 PM

Saw it early, since my girlfriend is the GM of a movie theatre, we watched it after she built it up for friday - totally badass. I can't even begin to summarize. Badass.

Angrier · 07-06-2006, 08:46 PM

OK THIS IS FINAL TEST.... if CNN's review of movie is completely opposite of the truth again, they will have something like a .... 100% rate of being wrong?

Searos · 07-07-2006, 01:05 AM

Just did the midnight showing. Sets up for a third movie, which is good seeing how these never dissappoint. Badass all around.

Penalty · 07-07-2006, 03:07 AM

just saw it..

It sucked, I knew it would, depps acting had me thinking fear and loathing the entire movie

bloom was ghey.

knightley had her tits (or lack of) pushed up the the rafters as usual..

the whole movie is like a prequal to the new sequal, dig?

Furism · 07-07-2006, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Penalty

just saw it..

It sucked, I knew it would, depps acting had me thinking fear and loathing the entire movie

bloom was ghey.

knightley had her tits (or lack of) pushed up the the rafters as usual..

the whole movie is like a prequal to the new sequal, dig?

Did you ever consider a movie critic career?

Asmadai · 07-07-2006, 05:38 AM

See that is what I would call a 'douchey review'. There are thousands all around the internet.

Example, I actually read a review for this movie, that went something along the lines of "When we saw Depp as Jack Sparrow in the first movie, it was a breath of fresh air. It was a character we had never seen from him before, and the way he played the character was very nice. However in the second movie, seeing him as Jack Sparrow wasn't as much a breath of fresh air. He acts the same exact way he did in the first movie, and leaves us without any new Depp characteristics."

...are they complaining that the character Jack Sparrow acted the same in both movies? ...are they SERIOUSLY complaining that Jack Sparrow acted like the SAME PERSON he was in the first movie?! Yep. Douchey review. They're everywhere.

The phrase "everyones a critic" will never ring more true in any place, than Millie's Movie House.

Wizarddeath · 07-07-2006, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Asmadai

The phrase "everyones a critic" will never ring more true in any place, than Millie's Movie House.

Qoute for the fucking win right there.

06-25-2006, 10:42 AM	#22 (permalink)
Angry Amadeus Brained. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Salzburg Posts: 1,748	I'd pay top dollar to see a movie that goes something like this: Johnny Depp and Christian Bale star in the forthcoming summer blockbuster Lethal Weapon 5, where Depp (Murtock) and Bale (Riggs) face off against a slew of cantankerously placid-faced nitwits in the form of Orlando Bloom (Spiderhands), Matt Damon (Dr. Bourning) and the always stoic but facial-expressionless Ben Affleck, who plays the ultra-villain (Handjob). Watch as crazy tag-team action unfolds and Riggs rips the spine out of Dr. Bourning, Spiderhands meets his demise at the hands of a saucy, rum-ridden Murtock, and Handjob implodes from a vanity-inflicted bomb of self-deprecation and career ruining. Or something. __________________ Angry Amadeus Burn in hell, Salieri

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06-22-2006, 04:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
Zinke I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What is, is. Posts: 2,458 +0 Internets	hahaha.

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kcxiv Manny, Manny, Manny Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Valley, Cali Posts: 3,324	Donnie Brasco, fucking forget about it.

06-25-2006, 06:40 AM	#21 (permalink)
Zehn - Vhex Lord of the Dance Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,705 +66 Internets	He's black dude. Of course chicks dig him.

07-01-2006, 01:27 AM	#23 (permalink)
Callic Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 229 -4 Internets	Swing and a miss there big guy

07-06-2006, 07:06 PM	#24 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 1,685 +0 Internets	Saw it early, since my girlfriend is the GM of a movie theatre, we watched it after she built it up for friday - totally badass. I can't even begin to summarize. Badass.

07-06-2006, 08:46 PM	#25 (permalink)
Angrier Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 758 +0 Internets	OK THIS IS FINAL TEST.... if CNN's review of movie is completely opposite of the truth again, they will have something like a .... 100% rate of being wrong?

07-07-2006, 01:05 AM	#26 (permalink)
Searos Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 151 +0 Internets	Just did the midnight showing. Sets up for a third movie, which is good seeing how these never dissappoint. Badass all around.

07-07-2006, 03:07 AM	#27 (permalink)
Penalty ¨ Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 307	just saw it.. It sucked, I knew it would, depps acting had me thinking fear and loathing the entire movie bloom was ghey. knightley had her tits (or lack of) pushed up the the rafters as usual.. the whole movie is like a prequal to the new sequal, dig?

07-07-2006, 05:38 AM	#29 (permalink)
Asmadai Monolith - Area 52 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sealab Posts: 2,468	See that is what I would call a 'douchey review'. There are thousands all around the internet. Example, I actually read a review for this movie, that went something along the lines of "When we saw Depp as Jack Sparrow in the first movie, it was a breath of fresh air. It was a character we had never seen from him before, and the way he played the character was very nice. However in the second movie, seeing him as Jack Sparrow wasn't as much a breath of fresh air. He acts the same exact way he did in the first movie, and leaves us without any new Depp characteristics." ...are they complaining that the character Jack Sparrow acted the same in both movies? ...are they SERIOUSLY complaining that Jack Sparrow acted like the SAME PERSON he was in the first movie?! Yep. Douchey review. They're everywhere. The phrase "everyones a critic" will never ring more true in any place, than Millie's Movie House.