Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity?

AngryGerbil · 03-24-2006, 11:10 PM

Windtalkers.

Please do not ever watch this movie.

EnigmaticParadigm · 03-24-2006, 11:59 PM

House of the Dead.

Runners up are:
Zardoz
Leprechaun in the Hood...2
Blood Rayne

Samus Aran · 03-25-2006, 12:07 AM

TROLL 2

That and Manos: Hands of Fate.

Kan · 03-25-2006, 12:16 AM

Kill Bill 1 and 2

Angrier · 03-25-2006, 12:30 AM

The Matrix 1, Shawshank Redemption, and The Proffesional. Also Sin City and Serenity. Add Pulp Fiction and Snatch.

redav · 03-25-2006, 12:36 AM

The Ten Commandments

Samus Aran · 03-25-2006, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angrier

The Matrix 1, Shawshank Redemption, and The Proffesional. Also Sin City and Serenity. Add Pulp Fiction and Snatch.

Please, God. Let this be sarcasm.

Ronne · 03-25-2006, 01:13 AM

Eraser Head, no contest.

theawddone · 03-25-2006, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobTheMoron

Eraser Head, no contest.

Dunno if this guy is kidding or not, seems like everyone loves or hates it (I haven't seen it, but I sell it! heh)

Khempis · 03-25-2006, 01:32 AM

I never liked Kill Bill. I'm pretty sure I would have just shot her in that club, instead of having 70 of my crew rush her with swords. It would've taken all of 5 seconds, and it would not have stopped me from enjoying my dinner.

Zyphria · 03-25-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Khempis

I never liked Kill Bill. I'm pretty sure I would have just shot her in that club, instead of having 70 of my crew rush her with swords. It would've taken all of 5 seconds, and it would not have stopped me from enjoying my dinner.

Except I don't remember a lot of 70's kung fu-sploitation films/shows with people shooting ninjas.

Mir · 03-25-2006, 01:58 AM

pooty tang

Samus Aran · 03-25-2006, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryGerbil

Windtalkers.

Please do not ever watch this movie.

QFT!

I been sayin for years that this is hands down the worst movie ever, even worse than Battlefield Earth.
I think the only movie that even comes close is suckass level is Blood Rayne.

Samus Aran · 03-25-2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angrier

The Matrix 1, Shawshank Redemption, and The Proffesional. Also Sin City and Serenity. Add Pulp Fiction and Snatch.

That was a joke right?

Zaniel · 03-25-2006, 02:06 AM

Queue some retard saying LoTR.

For all you crazies nominating reasonable films you really obviously haven't seen any serious number of films. Kill Bill? Jesus, you may not have enjoyed as much of the rest of us but there are HUNDREDS of shitstains of movies out there that make Kill Bill look like the height of philosophical action drama.

The title of the thread is "Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity" not "movie I got my panties in a bunch over one weekend"

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Khempis Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Swedish Chef's crockpot Posts: 297 -6 Internets	I never liked Kill Bill. I'm pretty sure I would have just shot her in that club, instead of having 70 of my crew rush her with swords. It would've taken all of 5 seconds, and it would not have stopped me from enjoying my dinner. __________________ - Assiduous , Tichondrius

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Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +2 Internets	TROLL 2 That and Manos: Hands of Fate.

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Zaniel Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 740 +1 Internets	Queue some retard saying LoTR. For all you crazies nominating reasonable films you really obviously haven't seen any serious number of films. Kill Bill? Jesus, you may not have enjoyed as much of the rest of us but there are HUNDREDS of shitstains of movies out there that make Kill Bill look like the height of philosophical action drama. The title of the thread is "Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity" not "movie I got my panties in a bunch over one weekend"