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Rathgar · 04-28-2006, 11:08 AM

You couldn't handle it? What?

Thorpe · 04-29-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Modo Icecrown

I couldn't handle that video of the orca eating some little animal that was playing in the background of the movie producer's place. I dunno what it was about that

I loved when they were both sitting there watching it with looks of complete and utter confusion on their face.

The RAVs comment by Rob Lowe's character was great too.

Zinke · 04-29-2006, 07:58 PM

"When do you sleep?"
"Sunday"

was money.

Also, the inside joke bit that the O.C. guy had with the co-worker was hysterical because me and some of my friends do a similar thing. We do sexual mom jokes, but make them as disgusting and disturbing as possible to one-up each other. To a new person who hasn't heard us do it before, it sounds very similar to what they did in that scene.

"Hey buddy, I wanna apologize if you gotta give your mom a lift to the hospital, I think I broke her choad last night while doing her doggy style. We were going at it hardcore, with her doing some questionable things with the dog too, but I just said 'whatever..' and kept pounding away until I heard this 'pop!' sound and she started moaning like the first time I did her in the ass. I look down and see some blood, and just figure she's on her period and didn't tell me, but then I pull out and notice she's just now got one giant hole. A giant gaping vaginass in place of her asshole and vagina. So, anyways, what time was the movie?"

Thorpe · 04-30-2006, 07:07 PM

"I thought that everything I said while I was inside you was confidential"

I almost fell out of my seat.

Himeo · 05-02-2006, 01:40 PM

Hospital scene paraphrase:

Gun lobbyist: "Here, take this for protection." *hands Nick a gun*
Nick: "No, really it's alright."
Nick's son: "WOW!! That's soo cool!"
Gun Lobbyist: "I know... " *huge smile*

Moments like that made this movie golden.

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04-29-2006, 07:58 PM	#18 (permalink)
Zinke I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What is, is. Posts: 2,458 +0 Internets	"When do you sleep?" "Sunday" was money. Also, the inside joke bit that the O.C. guy had with the co-worker was hysterical because me and some of my friends do a similar thing. We do sexual mom jokes, but make them as disgusting and disturbing as possible to one-up each other. To a new person who hasn't heard us do it before, it sounds very similar to what they did in that scene. "Hey buddy, I wanna apologize if you gotta give your mom a lift to the hospital, I think I broke her choad last night while doing her doggy style. We were going at it hardcore, with her doing some questionable things with the dog too, but I just said 'whatever..' and kept pounding away until I heard this 'pop!' sound and she started moaning like the first time I did her in the ass. I look down and see some blood, and just figure she's on her period and didn't tell me, but then I pull out and notice she's just now got one giant hole. A giant gaping vaginass in place of her asshole and vagina. So, anyways, what time was the movie?"