Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity?

[Ronne]

Originally Posted by etchazz

i have to say, seeing about a million movies in my life, that without a doubt the worst movie ever made was batman and robin. this steaming pile of dogshit was so bad i couldn't believe it was even released in theaters. it was dumber than the original television show batman with its cornball humor and lame ass catch phrases. i've always been a schwartzenegger fan, but man was he absolutely terrible in this movie. i can't believe george clooney won an academy award after starring in this movie. just for being in it he should have been banned for life from the oscars.

another movie i'd have to put on this list is stop or my mom will shoot starring sly stallone or rhinestone with stallone as well. actually, aside from rocky, just about every movie stallone was ever in.

Now now, Copland and Oscar were good Stallone movies. So was Demolition Man, well, not a good movie, but fun. Original Rambo? You know that was good.

Etchazz from Saryrn btw?

[Ronne]

Originally Posted by Lucifar

one I caught recently that was shitter than aything I've sat through this year was called something like "Boa vs Cobra"

Part of what makes a really bad movie memorable is that it has to have something in it that locks you in for the whole thing out of morbin facination.
I'm sure there are dozens of shitters out there that I simply changed channel or turned off the TV after 10 minutes and so I never had to put up with the full 90 minutes of memorable agony.

Was that Cobra vs Python on SciFi? I don't think we can count SciFi originals for the purposes of this thread; if we did it this thread could easily pass the PGT in post count.

[etchazz]

Originally Posted by BobTheMoron

Now now, Copland and Oscar were good Stallone movies. So was Demolition Man, well, not a good movie, but fun. Original Rambo? You know that was good.

Etchazz from Saryrn btw?

yes, the one and only etchazz from saryrn. and i still hold firm that aside from rocky, stallone sucks. although i will admit that copland was ok. however, if you look at his volume of work, it's even worse than keanu reeves. just a few to throw out there: judge dredd, rhinestone, stop or my mom will shoot, demolition man, over the top, lock down, tango and cash, rocky 5, get carter, and about 100 other ones i can't think of off the top of my head.

[Ronne]

Heh, sup, it's Ronne.

I like Get Carter for some reason. It's a bad movie, but I still watch it every time it's on TV for some reason.

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[Runnen]

Originally Posted by etchazz

yes, the one and only etchazz from saryrn. and i still hold firm that aside from rocky, stallone sucks. although i will admit that copland was ok. however, if you look at his volume of work, it's even worse than keanu reeves. just a few to throw out there: judge dredd, rhinestone, stop or my mom will shoot, demolition man, over the top, lock down, tango and cash, rocky 5, get carter, and about 100 other ones i can't think of off the top of my head.

Demolition Man was quite a lot of fun actually. And I just can't help watching Judge Dredd any time it's on TV.

Fergie : "What was I supposed to do, they were shooting each other in there!"
Dredd : "You could have jumped out the window."
Fergie : "From the 40th floor? That'd have been suicide!"
Dredd : "Maybe, but it'd have been legal".

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