Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity?

[Dintorr]

Highlander 2

OMG was that an awful movie. I can't believe I stayed for the whole thing.

Oh, and Eye of the Beholder was absolutely terrible too. Except it had Ashley Judd walking around in her underwear. That part wasn't too bad.

[Wrathcaster]

I can't believe Silent Hero is the only one who brought this shit up. You guys are here debating movies with (somewhat) manageable budgets and at times, decent special effects. For most of them, you can simply enjoy mindless action scenes or the occasional tit, maybe even some poon. Even if a movie is utterly mindblowingly stupid, I can enjoy a tit for a tit, or a head getting popped off for being pretty cool.

Nukie, however, lacks any semblence of quality or enjoyability whatsoever. You can watch it for comedy gold in laughing at how ridiculous and retarded is; I mean, this one really set the bar for shititude guys. Watch the first 3 minutes. Trust me. It is the single worst thing you will ever witness, ever, ever. It will actually make you stupider. I've heard that if you watch it more than once, you automatically lose 60 IQ points. It's serious shit.

I Spit on Your Grave has tits and action, but it's done in such a way that only a demented sicko could enjoy. That movie is just wrong all around. It's more sickening than anything.

[Zinke]

Originally Posted by Silent Hero

I Spit on Your Grave (a movie about a woman who gets raped over and over again by redneck inbreds -literally-

Originally Posted by Wrathcaster

I Spit on Your Grave has tits and action, but it's done in such a way that only a demented sicko could enjoy. That movie is just wrong all around. It's more sickening than anything.

Blockbuster here I come.

[Zinke]

Originally Posted by Cathan

I consider myself somewhat intelligent and I watched that space odyssey 2001. I sat through it waiting for some sort of punchline but it never came. I finally looked it up on the internet and it was all about man's use of tools and eventual loss of control of those tools. I thought it was dumb as fuck. I have no idea who in the fuck could figure out what the fuck was going on in that movie without a phd. in film or ressurrecting stanley kubrick.

Honestly, I'm a film student and didn't really enjoy 2001. I watched it because you get dirty looks from other film students for not having seen certain 'classics', this being one of them. However, part of the mainstream appeal of 2001 was the special effects, which are completely retarded by today's standards. That scene near the end that was computer effects that are trumped by any Winamp plug-in, were considered 'far-out' then. Especially for anyone who did drugs.

Just like I don't fault people for not liking Citizen Kane. I watched it and thought it was ok, but I didn't realize the masterpiece of the movie until I listened to Roger Ebert's commentary and read up on the whole project. The amount of cinematic techniques and styles that were practically invented by that movie, that are common now, is astounding. I easily list it in my top 10 now and understand why it has won AFI's best picture award for so many years.

Best analogy I ever heard someone say is that Pacman and Mario are classics, but most kids today would be utterly bored to death playing them compared to the average PS2 or Xbox game. They were revolutionary, but we've moved on to bigger and better things since then.

[BigMovieBuff]

It's a tie between Gummo and The Brown Bunny.

[Angrier]

Originally Posted by Cuppycake

Memento...Punch Drunk Love.....

and there's about a million really shitty cheesy horror movies too. =)

What in the world is wrong with Memento? Not to mention that I have yet to see another good movie where the story is told completely backwards and is still captivating.

Too bad you didn't like the humor of Punch Drunk Love. As far as any romance that has every been captured on screen, I see the most (depth) in this one (find it the most interesting).

[softwillow]

Originally Posted by Cathan

Anyone ever seen Labyrinth with Jennifer Connely and David Bowie? If you haven't then go smoke some crack and hope you killed the brain cell that stored that god awful movie's title in your mind.

I saw Labyrinth as an evolution in the work of Jim Henson and Frank Oz. They started with the rated G Muppet Show, moved to the slightly more mature Fraggle Rock, then did the dark "Dark Crystal" puppetery which alienated their core audience (children) and so pulled back to "Layrinth" which hit the mark on what a muppet movie should be in terms of maturity.

I consider myself somewhat intelligent and I watched that space odyssey 2001. I sat through it waiting for some sort of punchline but it never came. I finally looked it up on the internet and it was all about man's use of tools and eventual loss of control of those tools. I thought it was dumb as fuck.

Like the movie above, you have to look at when it was released. We are talking the late 60s here: marijuana was as common as beer, hippy love, JFK challenging America to beat the Russians into space, reputable scientist talking about possibilities of life on other planets. This movie tapped into that.

Some movies just don't whether changes in the culture as well as others. I just saw Gremlins last week and I can now see why it was in the bargain bin...after Flashdance and Michael Jackson videos, watching a gremlin with leg-warmers while breakdancing might have been funny, but it just loses it's haha value now.

[Korbal]

Originally Posted by Cuppycake

Memento...Punch Drunk Love.....

and there's about a million really shitty cheesy horror movies too. =)

You have something wrong with you if you can't recognize those are both well made movies.

[Hippos II]

snow dogs
hostel

[Kasonic]

I enjoyed Windtalkers


The Dungeons and Dragons movie.

It wasn't even funny bad. That was fucking painful.

Being a D&D fan made it that much worse.

[sl4ck3r]

mulholland drive was by far the worst movie i have ever watched. i probably would have to watch it again to get anything from it, but honestly, i'd rather go on a baby punching tangent then waste another 3 hours.

[Grimble]

I'm sure you are all trolls and I'm falling for your trap but...

To the assholes saying anything at all about LoTR, Memento, Matrix, Shawshank, Rob Zombie movies, Mullholland Drive, Labrynth(!), 2001 ... what the fuck is wrong with you? Not only are these all fantastic movies for what they were trying to accomplish, but this is a thread for WORST movies ever. You may think the films listed above are overrated, but there is no way in hell you can think these movies are really pieces of shit, especially compared to the crap that is out there.

Worst movie that I've seen lately...The Texas Chain Saw Massacre with Mathew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger. I thought it would be funny given the mainstreem actors in a low budget horror film, but it is seriously the most unentertaining retarded pile of shit I've ever seen. Things happen for no reason. Leatherface is now a cross-dressing pussy. The government is running some program where they scare random people for no reason instead of it being an inbred family killing people. Everything about this movie is not funny and not scary.

[Crap]

Those of you listing kill bill need to do humanity a favor and go dive into a wood chipper.

You dont like it? Fine, probably because your too stupid to enjoy it. More than likely it destroys your fragile manhood to admit you might like something thats remotely close to anime. But ffs, at least list something thats outright horrible instead of being sand in the vagina fuckwits.

So basically, GFY.


(Rockie Horror Picture show sucks ass)

[RandomChanter]

Originally Posted by Cuppycake

Memento

Are you serious? Memento is damn good.

People saying Kill Bill 1&2? Wtf? Seriously. I fucking hated Reservoir Dogs, but I won't list it on this list. It wasn't "the w0rst movie evar!11," but I didn't care for it at all. I'm amazed at how many people love it. /shrug. Not enough for me to drop "the worst ever" title on it.

Labyrinth? Come on. Labyrinth was some cool shit for its time, and is still a good movie all around. What are you people on?

LotR haters? You do know that those movies are based off books right (written what, 50-60 years ago?)? To get the basic idea of the books, your movie must encompass enough, hence the length of those movies. Going up and banging on the doors of Mordor was an attempt to help Frodo make it across the land unharmed. I've never read the books, but I've heard the movies are very faithful to them, so I seriously doubt anything was added just to make the movie longer. As for Tolkien's obsession with Hobbits/Halflings? /shrug, who knows. Maybe he just liked rooting for the underdog so to speak.

The movie I personally felt was the worst I'd ever seen? Joe Vs. the Volcano. If someone liked that one (somehow :P), I apologize.

[Grimmlokk]

I liked Punch Drunk Love a lot. Even though I thought it would suck horribly.


And for those of you listing absolutely fucking wretched horror movies as if they actually count, go rent Intermedio. I introduce you to your new God of terrible horror. I swear to christ Edward Furlong was strung out in this movie. The director must be his dealer or something and was blackmailing him to act. It is terrible in every sense of the word. Watch it. Intermedio.