Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity? - Page 3

KungFool · 03-25-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee and TV

TROLL 2

That and Manos: Hands of Fate.

Manos: Hands of Fate....hahah, that is a fucking hilarious title.

Why makes you guys want to rent this shit? It's usually pretty obvious which movies suck ass.

Cybsled · 03-25-2006, 12:35 PM

Both those films were shown on MST3K. Who needed to rent? ;p

MST3K was a great bastion of shit films.

AngryGerbil · 03-25-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybsled

I thought Thin Red Line was shit, too. Why are good (modern) WW2 Pacific movies such a hard thing to make? I mean, look at the track record: You have Pearl Harbor, Windtalkers, Thin Red Line, and the Great Raid. The Pacific war was the most bloody, fucked up campaign of the war with tons of stories about hardship, arrogance (in the case of the Japanese), risk, cruelty, and tragedy.

Although I think thats part of the reason you won't see that many movies. Like for instance, I would be completely shocked if they ever made a non-watered down movie detailing the Rape of Nanking.

Isn't Speilberg's next flick gonna be about the pacific campaign? Or maybe I'm thinking of Band of Brothers 2?

Anyway. There were a ton of terrible atrocities commited during the production of Windtalkers but the one that always stands out in my head is the music. It didn't fit, like, at all. I'd have to watch it again to give a specific example but to get an idea of how hard it struck me, imagine Van Halen playing in the background of Lord of the Rings.

Kevincheese · 03-25-2006, 02:56 PM

Meet the Parents.

SceleriS · 03-25-2006, 04:12 PM

Dungeons & dragons...it still pains me when i think about it.

Mask of zorro.
The Hulk.
A sound of thunder.
Paycheck(and basically every other movie that starred ben afleck except dogma)

Luthair · 03-25-2006, 04:35 PM

2 Fast 2 Furious (thats the titile right?)

I would also agree that Kill Bill 1 & 2 are trash, basically live anime.

Cybsled · 03-25-2006, 05:02 PM

If you think Kill Bill is just "live anime", then you obviously havent watched any Asian cinema.

Talo · 03-25-2006, 05:12 PM

Gummo

By far one of the worst movies i've ever seen. Some people say it is really moving because it shows what life is like in poor communities but no, the movie is just simply very horrible, and should never have been made.

Metranon · 03-25-2006, 05:16 PM

"Druids" (with christopher lambert)

Flight Plan

Frankenhooker (a real movie about a guy who runs his wife over with a lawnmower then stitches her back together with pieces of dead hookers in his garage)

Cathan · 03-25-2006, 05:48 PM

Anyone ever seen Labyrinth with Jennifer Connely and David Bowie? If you haven't then go smoke some crack and hope you killed the brain cell that stored that god awful movie's title in your mind.

I consider myself somewhat intelligent and I watched that space odyssey 2001. I sat through it waiting for some sort of punchline but it never came. I finally looked it up on the internet and it was all about man's use of tools and eventual loss of control of those tools. I thought it was dumb as fuck. I have no idea who in the fuck could figure out what the fuck was going on in that movie without a phd. in film or ressurrecting stanley kubrick.

The the jackass that listed matrix 1, professional, shawshank redemption you should be banned from the board. I suppose you thought the last 2 matrix films were better than the first?

I know lots of people love LOTR but they were just meh to me... First 2 hours of the first was pretty good. I liked the 2nd a lot, loved the treants. The third was just too god damn long. I thought the army going to beat on Sauron's door to start a fight was just fucking dumb. I got it, but it was like hey guys we are here for our beatdown to make the movie longer and suck it up. I never could get behind Frodo being the hero either. Some gimp hobbit and his pal are gonna make it through all that shit just to drop a ring in a volcano? I know I'm in the minority and I didn't hate the movies by far, but I didn't think they were as good as most /shrug.

Silent Hero · 03-25-2006, 06:07 PM

I Spit on Your Grave (a movie about a woman who gets raped over and over again by redneck inbreds -literally- and then exacts her revenge by killing them all in "horrific" and "appalling" manners)

and Nukie ,a spinoff of a spinoff of ET ...just fucking terrible

Angrier · 03-25-2006, 06:12 PM

On a serious note, Redeye. Didn't they learn from Travolta's speech in Swordfish?

Kan · 03-25-2006, 06:24 PM

Dune
High Tension
Exorcist The Beginning
Exorcist II The Heretic
Team America
Cabin Boy
Aliens vs Predator
Halloween III
Nightmare on Elm Street II
Jason X

Cuppycake · 03-25-2006, 06:27 PM

Memento...Punch Drunk Love.....

and there's about a million really shitty cheesy horror movies too. =)

Metranon · 03-25-2006, 06:55 PM

yeah punch drunk love ruined adam sandler for me i think

03-25-2006, 12:35 PM	#32 (permalink)
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03-25-2006, 05:48 PM	#40 (permalink)
Cathan Pope of the Cathan Throng! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: N.C. yes we're all inbred rednecks Posts: 981	Anyone ever seen Labyrinth with Jennifer Connely and David Bowie? If you haven't then go smoke some crack and hope you killed the brain cell that stored that god awful movie's title in your mind. I consider myself somewhat intelligent and I watched that space odyssey 2001. I sat through it waiting for some sort of punchline but it never came. I finally looked it up on the internet and it was all about man's use of tools and eventual loss of control of those tools. I thought it was dumb as fuck. I have no idea who in the fuck could figure out what the fuck was going on in that movie without a phd. in film or ressurrecting stanley kubrick. The the jackass that listed matrix 1, professional, shawshank redemption you should be banned from the board. I suppose you thought the last 2 matrix films were better than the first? I know lots of people love LOTR but they were just meh to me... First 2 hours of the first was pretty good. I liked the 2nd a lot, loved the treants. The third was just too god damn long. I thought the army going to beat on Sauron's door to start a fight was just fucking dumb. I got it, but it was like hey guys we are here for our beatdown to make the movie longer and suck it up. I never could get behind Frodo being the hero either. Some gimp hobbit and his pal are gonna make it through all that shit just to drop a ring in a volcano? I know I'm in the minority and I didn't hate the movies by far, but I didn't think they were as good as most /shrug. __________________ In response to the brilliant idea of paying a crackwhore to tattoo FOHSS on her tits... Quote: Originally Posted by twiztid_420 i have access to a tat gun and some crackheads as i live relatively close to the "ghetto" it aint much here but there definantly is an abundance of crackheads, lol @ donating the money, i was gonna do that idea for a digi cam and anyone who donates get there name on the titties, a truly personalised pic.lol

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03-25-2006, 04:35 PM	#36 (permalink)
Luthair Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 965 -4 Internets	2 Fast 2 Furious (thats the titile right?) I would also agree that Kill Bill 1 & 2 are trash, basically live anime.

03-25-2006, 05:12 PM	#38 (permalink)
Talo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 28 +0 Internets	Gummo By far one of the worst movies i've ever seen. Some people say it is really moving because it shows what life is like in poor communities but no, the movie is just simply very horrible, and should never have been made.

03-25-2006, 05:16 PM	#39 (permalink)
Metranon Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,599 +0 Internets	"Druids" (with christopher lambert) Flight Plan Frankenhooker (a real movie about a guy who runs his wife over with a lawnmower then stitches her back together with pieces of dead hookers in his garage)

03-25-2006, 06:07 PM	#41 (permalink)
Silent Hero durrr Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 147 +0 Internets	I Spit on Your Grave (a movie about a woman who gets raped over and over again by redneck inbreds -literally- and then exacts her revenge by killing them all in "horrific" and "appalling" manners) and Nukie ,a spinoff of a spinoff of ET ...just fucking terrible

03-25-2006, 06:12 PM	#42 (permalink)
Angrier Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 758 +0 Internets	On a serious note, Redeye. Didn't they learn from Travolta's speech in Swordfish?

03-25-2006, 06:24 PM	#43 (permalink)
Kan Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,909 +0 Internets	Dune High Tension Exorcist The Beginning Exorcist II The Heretic Team America Cabin Boy Aliens vs Predator Halloween III Nightmare on Elm Street II Jason X

03-25-2006, 06:55 PM	#45 (permalink)
Metranon Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,599 +0 Internets	yeah punch drunk love ruined adam sandler for me i think