Single worst movie ever shat out by humanity? - Page 2

Citten · 03-25-2006, 02:29 AM

Rob Zombie movies. Daredevil. Catwoman. Elektra. Signs. Doom (holy shit did this movie suck so much)

Ocean's Twelve and Chronicles of Narnia weren't 'bad' movies persay but huge disappointments in my book. Fuck Disney.

Concrete · 03-25-2006, 02:29 AM

Um.

"Andy Warhol
«Empire»

The Empire State Building filmed for 8 consecutive hours from dusk till dawn of the following day, shot on the night of the 25th of June 1964 from the 44th floor of the Time Life Building. «Empire» is an object-trouvé, a ready-made that prefigured today’s webcam images. It can also be considered a ‹structural film›: the obsessive repetition of the same image triggers our focus on the act of looking, on the value of the frame and most of all on the film duration. Time of reality and time of cinema are the same."

That or Gigli.

theawddone · 03-25-2006, 02:43 AM

"Rob Zombie movies."

Bleh, House of 1,000 Corpses & Devils Rejects were good for what they were (and no, that's not pieces of shit).

Citten · 03-25-2006, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by theawddone

"Rob Zombie movies."

Bleh, House of 1,000 Corpses & Devils Rejects were good for what they were (and no, that's not pieces of shit).

What were they then? Scary movies that fail to deviler, which people see to go laugh at? See Shawn of the dead if you want something like that, the rob zombie movies just fucking blow. They are actually intended to scare people but they suck ass and they dont...Opinion is opinion but feel free to enlighten me.

Grimmlokk · 03-25-2006, 03:50 AM

Naming stuff like Hands of Fire and Leprechaun is the easy way out. Windtalkers was *supposed* to be good, and deep, and powerful and all that shit. It was a fucking turd thrown up there on screen instead. Horrible acting, hackneyed storytelling, wretched effects(you can SEE the little explosive packs on the ground where mortars/bombs are supposed to be hitting, and at one point a guys rubber gun is flopping around like a fucking slinky).

I can't really think of another movie that aimed so high and fell so short. And I'm trying really hard. Windtalkers ellicits a physical reaction akin to seeing a loved one hit by a car. Anger, sadness, possibly vomiting....

Angrier · 03-25-2006, 03:52 AM

Has anyone seen Please Stop Stabbing Me? Yeh......

Faille · 03-25-2006, 06:30 AM

Pearl Habour has to be up there, or any Michael Bay movie for that matter.

Would probably have to say Solaris though. One of the most painful movie experiences I've had.

Concrete · 03-25-2006, 06:37 AM

Rename thread, "Worst movie ever made, by your tastes". Frankly this thread is beyond pointless.

Hey guyz list all the moves you didn't like, it'll be fun. God damnit, unless a movie is universially regarded as a piece of shit, it does not qualify as "single worst movie ever shat out by humanity".

Arbitrary · 03-25-2006, 06:43 AM

The Three Stooges in Outer Space (with Curley Joe)

Cat in the Hat too, that one just hurt me.

Cybsled · 03-25-2006, 07:05 AM

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The Matrix 1, Shawshank Redemption, and The Proffesional. Also Sin City and Serenity. Add Pulp Fiction and Snatch.

Wtf?

Anyways,

Lots of "good" choices in this thread so far. I think Ultraviolet needs a nod. Alone in the Dark as well. I thought Thin Red Line was shit, too. Why are good (modern) WW2 Pacific movies such a hard thing to make? I mean, look at the track record: You have Pearl Harbor, Windtalkers, Thin Red Line, and the Great Raid. The Pacific war was the most bloody, fucked up campaign of the war with tons of stories about hardship, arrogance (in the case of the Japanese), risk, cruelty, and tragedy.

Although I think thats part of the reason you won't see that many movies. Like for instance, I would be completely shocked if they ever made a non-watered down movie detailing the Rape of Nanking.

Arbitrary · 03-25-2006, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Kathic Zuule

Rename thread, "Worst movie ever made, by your tastes". Frankly this thread is beyond pointless.

Hey guyz list all the moves you didn't like, it'll be fun. God damnit, unless a movie is universially regarded as a piece of shit, it does not qualify as "single worst movie ever shat out by humanity".

If you cannot tell the differance between a movie that is good and a movie that is bad to some degree regardless of your personal tastes then you have problems.

(I like Troll 2, bought it, and yes I know it is terrible)

Concrete · 03-25-2006, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Arbitrary

If you cannot tell the differance between a movie that is good and a movie that is bad to some degree regardless of your personal tastes then you have problems.

(I like Troll 2, bought it, and yes I know it is terrible)

Right. Some guy mentioned Solaris. I though it was a good movie. A fuckton more think it's a good movie. Someone mentioned Doom, and The Thin Red Line - the former which is regarded as a passable entertainment flick by the majority, not worth the thread title, and the latter was rated "great" by another fuckton of people.

Needless · 03-25-2006, 08:24 AM

basically anything uwe boll it sounds like from everyone bashing the movies hes made haha.

Cybsled · 03-25-2006, 09:24 AM

Trolls 2 is far more enjoyable if you watch the MST3K version.

Arbitrary · 03-25-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kathic Zuule

Right. Some guy mentioned Solaris. I though it was a good movie. A fuckton more think it's a good movie. Someone mentioned Doom, and The Thin Red Line - the former which is regarded as a passable entertainment flick by the majority, not worth the thread title, and the latter was rated "great" by another fuckton of people.

Solaris wasn't a success in the theatre because it was long, slow, and odd. Now, it has one of my favorite scenes ever where he puts his "wife" into an escape pod and shoots her into space, and I liked it, but I sure as fuck didn't expect it to be the number 1 movie in America.

I liked A.I alot but find people's problems with the film to be totally justified even though they do not hold true for me.

I fucking absolutely haded 2001 A Spacy Odyssey and Citizen Kane and I know I am wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

I still hate them.

03-25-2006, 03:50 AM	#20 (permalink)
Grimmlokk Unlicensed Vaginoplasty Surgeon Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,658 +10 Internets	Naming stuff like Hands of Fire and Leprechaun is the easy way out. Windtalkers was supposed to be good, and deep, and powerful and all that shit. It was a fucking turd thrown up there on screen instead. Horrible acting, hackneyed storytelling, wretched effects(you can SEE the little explosive packs on the ground where mortars/bombs are supposed to be hitting, and at one point a guys rubber gun is flopping around like a fucking slinky). I can't really think of another movie that aimed so high and fell so short. And I'm trying really hard. Windtalkers ellicits a physical reaction akin to seeing a loved one hit by a car. Anger, sadness, possibly vomiting.... __________________ "The eyes are the groin of the face"

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Faille Fires of Heaven Officer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,685 +13 Internets	Pearl Habour has to be up there, or any Michael Bay movie for that matter. Would probably have to say Solaris though. One of the most painful movie experiences I've had. __________________ Faille Fires of Heaven http://www.fohguild.org/forums/uberw...lopment-forum/

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Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,436 +16 Internets	Trolls 2 is far more enjoyable if you watch the MST3K version. __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

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03-25-2006, 02:29 AM	#16 (permalink)
Citten Frozen til Copernicus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Antarctica Posts: 569	Rob Zombie movies. Daredevil. Catwoman. Elektra. Signs. Doom (holy shit did this movie suck so much) Ocean's Twelve and Chronicles of Narnia weren't 'bad' movies persay but huge disappointments in my book. Fuck Disney.

03-25-2006, 02:29 AM	#17 (permalink)
Concrete Roaming the planet in search of intelligence Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 351 -1 Internets	Um. "Andy Warhol «Empire» The Empire State Building filmed for 8 consecutive hours from dusk till dawn of the following day, shot on the night of the 25th of June 1964 from the 44th floor of the Time Life Building. «Empire» is an object-trouvé, a ready-made that prefigured today’s webcam images. It can also be considered a ‹structural film›: the obsessive repetition of the same image triggers our focus on the act of looking, on the value of the frame and most of all on the film duration. Time of reality and time of cinema are the same." That or Gigli.

03-25-2006, 02:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
theawddone Doooooooooooom...? Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 931 +0 Internets	"Rob Zombie movies." Bleh, House of 1,000 Corpses & Devils Rejects were good for what they were (and no, that's not pieces of shit).

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Angrier Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 758 +0 Internets	Has anyone seen Please Stop Stabbing Me? Yeh......

03-25-2006, 06:37 AM	#23 (permalink)
Concrete Roaming the planet in search of intelligence Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 351 -1 Internets	Rename thread, "Worst movie ever made, by your tastes". Frankly this thread is beyond pointless. Hey guyz list all the moves you didn't like, it'll be fun. God damnit, unless a movie is universially regarded as a piece of shit, it does not qualify as "single worst movie ever shat out by humanity".

03-25-2006, 08:24 AM	#28 (permalink)
Needless loves internets! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,510 +12 Internets	basically anything uwe boll it sounds like from everyone bashing the movies hes made haha.