Into the Blue - Jessica Alba&Paul Walker...

Zarcath · 09-06-2005, 08:37 PM

http://imdb.com/title/tt0378109/

Standard "found a sunken treasure ship + horror drama + hot girl + idiot = typical hollywood movie"

Alba in a bikini!

James · 09-06-2005, 08:49 PM

As much as I want to see Alba in a bikini, I just can't stand Paul Walker movies. I may end up encaving some poor fellow's skull in the row in front of me purely on accident, and thus should not be allowed to see this without some sort of armed guard with me.

Jait · 09-06-2005, 09:27 PM

There's very few actresses in the world whom you can say:

If they were in a car accident and slightly disfigured, they'd never work again.

Jessica Alba is one of those few. Until she takes her clothes off there's really nothing worth seeing simply because "she's in it". Last movie that tried really worked out well.

And the one before that lost 20 million.

Iannis · 09-06-2005, 09:40 PM

Haha, Idle Hands was on at 3 AM awhile back. It WAS funny in the "man this is such a stoner movie" way. I think the scene where he chases his hand around, Evil Dead 2 style, made me like it more.

It probably would've made more money if she had shown her titties in it. Shit, I think you could see her nips through her skimpy outfit at the end ANYway.

The Bog · 09-06-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jait

There's very few actresses in the world whom you can say:

If they were in a car accident and slightly disfigured, they'd never work again.

Jessica Alba is one of those few. Until she takes her clothes off there's really nothing worth seeing simply because "she's in it". Last movie that tried really worked out well.

And the one before that lost 20 million.

Thank god Mark Hammil was okay enough to do the star wars holiday special!

gavinrad · 09-06-2005, 09:54 PM

Idle Hands fucking ruled

Ronne · 09-06-2005, 10:02 PM

I laughed at it

Iannis · 09-06-2005, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bog

Thank god Mark Hammil was okay enough to do the star wars holiday special!

i've always heard rumors about it, but not even my star wars geek buddy had a copy of it. I burn with desire to see this Wookie coked-out-actors christmas special so I can find out just how much of a trainwreck it was.

The Bog · 09-06-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iannis

i've always heard rumors about it, but not even my star wars geek buddy had a copy of it. I burn with desire to see this Wookie coked-out-actors christmas special so I can find out just how much of a trainwreck it was.

It's pretty awful. There're songs in it. And there's a bit where a wookie basically gets a boner over some girl. You don't see it, but he's there grunting and shit. Also, Mark Hammill looks like he's made of plastic, because it's quite soon after the car crash.

It's genuinely painful to watch.

Zarcath · 09-07-2005, 01:32 AM

mark hamill was in a car accident?

Jabberwhacky · 09-07-2005, 02:55 AM

Ya, turns out he was really upset from some family drama that was going on; something with his dad and his girlfriend/sister. Bad times

ChewieTobbacca · 09-07-2005, 09:42 AM

Well the car crash gave us the scene where he is mauled by that thing on hoth and ends up cutting its arm off

09-06-2005, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zarcath Read Farmer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 5,365 +32 Internets	Into the Blue - Jessica Alba&Paul Walker... http://imdb.com/title/tt0378109/ Standard "found a sunken treasure ship + horror drama + hot girl + idiot = typical hollywood movie" Alba in a bikini!

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Jait Irritable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,505	There's very few actresses in the world whom you can say: If they were in a car accident and slightly disfigured, they'd never work again. Jessica Alba is one of those few. Until she takes her clothes off there's really nothing worth seeing simply because "she's in it". Last movie that tried really worked out well. And the one before that lost 20 million. Last edited by Jait : 09-06-2005 at 09:30 PM.

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09-06-2005, 09:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 +0 Internets	Haha, Idle Hands was on at 3 AM awhile back. It WAS funny in the "man this is such a stoner movie" way. I think the scene where he chases his hand around, Evil Dead 2 style, made me like it more. It probably would've made more money if she had shown her titties in it. Shit, I think you could see her nips through her skimpy outfit at the end ANYway.

09-06-2005, 10:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronne King for a night Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Harvard IL Posts: 4,202 +0 Internets	I laughed at it

09-07-2005, 01:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
Zarcath Read Farmer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 5,365 +32 Internets	mark hamill was in a car accident?

09-07-2005, 02:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jabberwhacky Walker told me I have AIDS Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In da FACE!! (two times) Posts: 2,849	Ya, turns out he was really upset from some family drama that was going on; something with his dad and his girlfriend/sister. Bad times

09-07-2005, 09:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
ChewieTobbacca Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,752	Well the car crash gave us the scene where he is mauled by that thing on hoth and ends up cutting its arm off