The whore must pay......

Bison · 08-25-2005, 01:02 AM

Ok, here's the deal.

The now ex girlfriend and I are still living together until friday night, when I finally move out. This has been a fucking shithole for the last 6 months of my life and I want retribution for the shit she has put me through. She stole and moved away my fucking surround sound system, won't give me back my extra ATi 9800 Pro, and in general is being a fucking cunt.

Today I had the end of it. I unplugged her from the network. The router is in my room and nobody dares come in here fearing the wrath of an asshole such as myself. It's come in handy now, as I had complete control over the network. So I unplug her from the network so she can't play WoW with her new boyfriend. Fuck her in the ear with a rusty scalpel for all I care. 10 minutes later, Comcast has shut off the internet and cable TV. This would have been shitty if I didn't have a wireless card and live next to a bunch of retards who don't know how to properly secure a wireless network. Needless to say, I'm on the internet and they aren't. Once again, fuck them right in the ear.

I think to myself, "What else can I do to completely fuck them over? I suppose that I'll see if the ex has changed her password on her WoW account."

Connecting...
Handshaking...
Connected!

Oh my god....

In front of me lies a plethora of characters, the best one is one that I have leveled from 30-60 with her only playing instances because she didn't want to level and I was a fucking pushover while we were dating.

The question before me is this....

"Do I do anything nasty with this information?"

I'll eagerly anticipate the responses of the hooligans on the board, to see what I should REALLY do in a situation such as this. Oh, and if I do decide to do something bad, I probably will post screenshots, blanking out names and such, just because I'm a mean fuck. The nasty little camwhore deserves something like that coming to her...

Enchiladitos · 08-25-2005, 01:15 AM

I voted for delete the characters but if you don't want to feel like a douchebag in the future I'd say take the high road and just let it go. I feel way better about my last relationship because I didn't do some of the stupid shit I really really wanted to do to the broad, so take that for what its worth.

Sanchek · 08-25-2005, 02:56 AM

Delete. After you take everything else. Fuck her.

Ham n Cheese · 08-25-2005, 03:28 AM

You didn't really explain why she's a cunt or why we should be on your side so I say: Ignore her completly. Don't do anything, be mature about the situation and make her seem like the child. Take your card back while she's out of the apartment and be on your way.

Zanna'Dar · 08-25-2005, 03:53 AM

Agree.

Deleting the chars or stealing her shit may make you feel better for the day but then you'll feel like you were a complete douche bag..Anyway here's what I would do; Completely IGNORE her, don't talk to her unless you have to, be like 'hey' when you see her...Make sure you sound like you DO NOT care about anything related to her...The more she thinks you care about her shit, the more of an ass she will turn out to be. When she sees you're not interested and don't give a shit, she'll be curious to know wtf is going on with you and what has changed etc...That has worked for me so far.

Worfless · 08-25-2005, 03:58 AM

disenchant it all

Furism · 08-25-2005, 08:49 AM

Smoke some weed. Sounds like you need some.

Eomer · 08-25-2005, 09:16 AM

I'm sure she "stole" your surround system and video card for no good reason whatsoever, and that there's no missing information or other side to the issue....

Arbitrary · 08-25-2005, 09:21 AM

Step 1

Do not ask for advice of this nature on the FoH boards.

Step 2

Deletion might just get undone by a GM. I'd recommend going for a ban.

T.Oceanwalker · 08-25-2005, 09:32 AM

Hold up. You're still living with her and she's already got a new boyfriend? That's kind of sick really. Ignore tactics aren't gonna be effective with a chick who cares that little about you. Delete the characters, you'll feel better.

Phoenix · 08-25-2005, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arbitrary

Deletion might just get undone by a GM. I'd recommend going for a ban.

The council has spoken and decided my son, you must spam racial slurs in IF.

Arbitrary · 08-25-2005, 09:38 AM

ARRGGG FILTHY RANG RANG ASS RIMJOB LEAFBLOWER

Yeah, go with that.

Dis · 08-25-2005, 09:39 AM

Sell her shit/get her money/get banned/delete, if she is a shitbag you wont feel remorse trust me.

AngryGerbil · 08-25-2005, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

The council has spoken and decided my son, you must spam racial slurs in IF.

Oh my, I agree with Phoenix! 7th Sign!

I would suggest selling off all her gear first, THEN start in with the racial slurs in IF/Org!

And I want screen shots.

Duppin · 08-25-2005, 10:39 AM

Just take the high road and ignore it.

Use this as an opportunity to work on your ability to handle adversity without reverting back to your basest instincts.

I'm sure my advice will be in the minority in this thread, though.

View Poll Results: What to do with the whorebags account?
Nothing... it's not your property, be the bigger man!	53	23.77%
Send all the droppable items to my characters, money included. You deserve it!	20	8.97%
Send items and sell all her soulbound items, the whore must pay!	20	8.97%
Delete the characters (after getting money) and remake them as level 1 gnome rogues!	130	58.30%
Voters: 223. You may not vote on this poll

08-25-2005, 01:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bison Shapeshifting Healbot Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 259 +0 Internets	The whore must pay...... Ok, here's the deal. The now ex girlfriend and I are still living together until friday night, when I finally move out. This has been a fucking shithole for the last 6 months of my life and I want retribution for the shit she has put me through. She stole and moved away my fucking surround sound system, won't give me back my extra ATi 9800 Pro, and in general is being a fucking cunt. Today I had the end of it. I unplugged her from the network. The router is in my room and nobody dares come in here fearing the wrath of an asshole such as myself. It's come in handy now, as I had complete control over the network. So I unplug her from the network so she can't play WoW with her new boyfriend. Fuck her in the ear with a rusty scalpel for all I care. 10 minutes later, Comcast has shut off the internet and cable TV. This would have been shitty if I didn't have a wireless card and live next to a bunch of retards who don't know how to properly secure a wireless network. Needless to say, I'm on the internet and they aren't. Once again, fuck them right in the ear. I think to myself, "What else can I do to completely fuck them over? I suppose that I'll see if the ex has changed her password on her WoW account." Connecting... Handshaking... Connected! Oh my god.... In front of me lies a plethora of characters, the best one is one that I have leveled from 30-60 with her only playing instances because she didn't want to level and I was a fucking pushover while we were dating. The question before me is this.... "Do I do anything nasty with this information?" I'll eagerly anticipate the responses of the hooligans on the board, to see what I should REALLY do in a situation such as this. Oh, and if I do decide to do something bad, I probably will post screenshots, blanking out names and such, just because I'm a mean fuck. The nasty little camwhore deserves something like that coming to her...

08-25-2005, 01:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Enchiladitos Life is so fucking good I can taste it in my spit. Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 272 +0 Internets	I voted for delete the characters but if you don't want to feel like a douchebag in the future I'd say take the high road and just let it go. I feel way better about my last relationship because I didn't do some of the stupid shit I really really wanted to do to the broad, so take that for what its worth. Last edited by Enchiladitos : 08-25-2005 at 01:25 AM.

08-25-2005, 08:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Furism Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,128 -4 Internets	Smoke some weed. Sounds like you need some. __________________ - Furism

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08-25-2005, 02:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sanchek Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 266 +0 Internets	Delete. After you take everything else. Fuck her.

08-25-2005, 03:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ham n Cheese You can betray me Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 8,907 +19 Internets	You didn't really explain why she's a cunt or why we should be on your side so I say: Ignore her completly. Don't do anything, be mature about the situation and make her seem like the child. Take your card back while she's out of the apartment and be on your way.

08-25-2005, 03:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Zanna'Dar Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 300 +1 Internets	Agree. Deleting the chars or stealing her shit may make you feel better for the day but then you'll feel like you were a complete douche bag..Anyway here's what I would do; Completely IGNORE her, don't talk to her unless you have to, be like 'hey' when you see her...Make sure you sound like you DO NOT care about anything related to her...The more she thinks you care about her shit, the more of an ass she will turn out to be. When she sees you're not interested and don't give a shit, she'll be curious to know wtf is going on with you and what has changed etc...That has worked for me so far.

08-25-2005, 03:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
Worfless Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,680 -1 Internets	disenchant it all

08-25-2005, 09:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,189 +37 Internets	I'm sure she "stole" your surround system and video card for no good reason whatsoever, and that there's no missing information or other side to the issue....

08-25-2005, 09:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
T.Oceanwalker Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Erudin Posts: 109 -1 Internets	Hold up. You're still living with her and she's already got a new boyfriend? That's kind of sick really. Ignore tactics aren't gonna be effective with a chick who cares that little about you. Delete the characters, you'll feel better.

08-25-2005, 10:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
Duppin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,466 -17 Internets	Just take the high road and ignore it. Use this as an opportunity to work on your ability to handle adversity without reverting back to your basest instincts. I'm sure my advice will be in the minority in this thread, though.