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View Poll Results: What to do with the whorebags account?
Nothing... it's not your property, be the bigger man! 53 23.77%
Send all the droppable items to my characters, money included. You deserve it! 20 8.97%
Send items and sell all her soulbound items, the whore must pay! 20 8.97%
Delete the characters (after getting money) and remake them as level 1 gnome rogues! 130 58.30%
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:27 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Thinking back on everything here has made me realize something. Yes, she's a fucking whorebag for what she has done, that's a given.

I really don't have the "right" to teach her a lesson, thinking about it in retrospect. I am quite angry about the situation as a whole. The sad thing about all of this is the fact that the only thing that would even make her realize how fucked up the situation is, would be to do something to her WoW account. It's her fucking world, which is sad to say the least.

I'll dwell on it some more and then figure out something.

Oh, I do realize now never to move in with a significant other. It just opens these problems to happen, which completely sucks. I was with her for a little over a year before we thought about it seriously, but 'eh, I have learned a valuable lesson, and will be out of here in the next day and a half or two.

I suppose that I will hold onto the info, just in case anything happens to disappear again before I leave. Shit, all my stuff is in my room and I have the next couple days off, so if ANYTHING happens, shit will hit the fan.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Thinking back on everything here has made me realize something. Yes, she's a fucking whorebag for what she has done, that's a given.

I really don't have the "right" to teach her a lesson, thinking about it in retrospect. I am quite angry about the situation as a whole. The sad thing about all of this is the fact that the only thing that would even make her realize how fucked up the situation is, would be to do something to her WoW account. It's her fucking world, which is sad to say the least.
Fuck that. Wipe your ass with her toothpaste after you shit in her box of Cheerio's and piss in her milk. Nail a piece of solid oak (might want some help on that one) outside of her door so she can't get in. Break her windshield with a baseball bat and blame it on Blaezenfury. Crazy bitches will indeed get their due in time, but it will never happen if the people they fuck over lay down and take it as if they're on some sort of a moral highground. Wash her panties in Hydrochloric Acid and display them on the front lawn (or whatever may be outside your front door). Send a video tape of her gettin' naked and givin' some head to her daddy. The list just goes on and on, man.

EDIT: Replace her hair conditioner with Nair. Fuck yeah!
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:36 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Someone remind me never to piss off James.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:42 PM   #34 (permalink)
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You're goddamned skippy. If some crazy bitch decides to cancel my fucking internet service, shit is going down and she will be exposed for the whore that she is to everyone she knows.
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I don't get this. Your shit is getting stolen and they're fucking with stuff like your ISP and most people are saying don't do anything, just leave? ..... Are you all doormats?

Sell her stuff / characters on PlayerAuctions. Get some money out of fucking her over. Even if the account is banned or she somehow gets it back (unlikely), you have the money in your pocket.

And then kill her.
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:25 PM   #36 (permalink)
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You have 3 options:

Option A
1) Sell off all her items on all her chars then send yourself the money.
2) Delete all the characters and remake them as level 1 gnomes.
3) Go into her account management and change her password.
4) Be sure to mention to her that you have "Full blown AIDS" and also mention it to her new boyfriend and also mention to him that you fucked her in the ass last night.
5) Post her naked pics on the PGT

Option B
1) Go into her account management and change her password.
2) Sell her account to IGE or something for a couple of bucks to buy yourself a new video card.
3) Be sure to mention to her that you have "Full blown AIDS" and also mention it to her new boyfriend and also mention to him that you fucked her in the ass last night.
5) Post her naked pics on the PGT

Option C
1) Sell off all her items on all her chars then send yourself the money.
2) Get her banned.
4) Be sure to mention to her that you have "Full blown AIDS" and also mention it to her new boyfriend and also mention to him that you fucked her in the ass last night.
5) Post her naked pics on the PGT
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:28 PM   #37 (permalink)
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This is why you dumbasses shouldn't move in with your woman all the time. I mean jesus christ, it always goes downhill after that. Either get married, or keep your own places and space.
Fuck that shit, I've lived with mine for almost 5 years now, and I wouldn't want it any other way. We're still not married. We were together for 2 years before that so maybe that helped. However people that move in with each other within a few months of starting to date, yeah that's fucking stupid.

P.S. James you are my hero.
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:31 PM   #38 (permalink)
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James should star in "Man on Fire 2".
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:36 PM   #39 (permalink)
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James's ideas are also good. If you do not chose any of my options I say go with what he says.

But remember to do the last 2 parts of all my options no matter what.
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:46 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Dude....

She sounds fucking ugly, she gained 50-60 pounds? Jesus christ she must be a whale. No wonder her fatass cares so much about WoW. Sell all that whale's shit on playerauctions, and if she tries to report it to the police, they won't know what the fuck because it's WoW account and they have more important stuff to bust, like jaywalking.

P.s. James the break the windshield with the bat and blame it on Blaezenfury was the win.
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:48 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Fuck that shit, I've lived with mine for almost 5 years now, and I wouldn't want it any other way. We're still not married. We were together for 2 years before that so maybe that helped. However people that move in with each other within a few months of starting to date, yeah that's fucking stupid.
If you've known her a long time and things have gone well, then it's not THAT bad of an idea. But I know so many people who have dove head first into relationships only weeks or months old, throw all their eggs into one basket, then wonder why their life sucks when it gets turned upside down when their woman (or they) fuck around or lose their minds.

It's bad enough breaking up with a long term partner, for the emotional reasons. Why compound the issue by completely intertwining your lives together so that in the case of something going wrong, not only are you an emotional wreck but your entire life is in shambles?
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Old 08-25-2005, 05:31 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I really don't have the "right" to teach her a lesson, thinking about it in retrospect.
Thread does not deliver.
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Old 08-25-2005, 05:39 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Thread does not deliver.

Ouch.

We will see if this delivers in the next day or so. It all depends on how the hosebeast plays her cards and how quickly I can get my things moved out of here. I found a bunch of my DVDs missing today. The bitch has my Spaceballs DVD!

It's fucking ON!
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:26 PM   #44 (permalink)
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no one who took the morale highground was ever cool. except obi wan kenobi. and you arent fucking him or are him. disenchant all her stuff, give the money to new players or friends, make her unlearn her skills then delete the characters and make level 1 gnome rogues in their place. dude she totally fucking played you. you can say oh im a better person for not destroying something she loved more THAN FUCKING ME. but you know. deep under everything you are you know you lost. are you going to let that cock holster win again?
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:35 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Invest in a screwdriver and door lock/deadbolt for your bedroom door. I am so glad I've never had a roommate. Also, a guy I was living with for free that I sold an EQ account to fucked me out of about $150 of the $300 he still owed me. He tried to get off by saying "well, I am letting you live here for free for a month". Fuuuuuck that, he owed me the money like 6 months prior (yes, it drug out), and on top of that, swore up and down that it was totally ok to stay for free as long as I helped out with chores and got my own food. Lets just say I got my $150, since he had some dvds I wanted...I put them in a locked chest I keep with me.

This is what you need to do.

1 - Buy a rag.
2 - Buy some ether.
3 - Go home and wait till it's just you and her there.
4 - Pour ether on rag and cover her nose/mouth with it.
5 - Open up her computer and take her video card and hit her HDD with a hammer (putting the HDD back of course).
6 - Do the last two items of Brittneys suggestions.
7 - Urinate on her.

Repeat these steps until you are satisfied with the outcome.
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