I found this pretty interesting, new tv show - Page 2

Tristinn · 11-03-2009, 08:50 AM

i hope the aliens allow us strawberry cream cheese. that stuff is delicious.

Erronius · 11-03-2009, 09:04 AM

It's obvious that if you guys had a single braincell amongst you, that the reptilian aliens are orchestrating global warming from behind the scenes so as to terraform the Earth into a more hospitable climate for their eventual invasion. Al Gore will soon be assassinated for his role in the global warming fiasco. So go ahead and hate Lumie, I don't blame him for sacrificing his public image on some retarded message board in order to, hopefully, save the few redeemable lives out there. It's a great thing he's trying to do.

Lumie and I will be laughing when they come for all of you, because we'll be prepared. I highly suggest you all do the same, anyone who has at least the intelligence of a gnat and deserves to reproduce (as opposed to all you would-be mouth breathing lizard fodder) would be wise to arm themselves for the resistance.

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Mario Speedwagon · 11-03-2009, 09:16 AM

Damn nigga look at that bane damage!! Where can I get one of them shits?

Greyform · 11-03-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Erronius

It's obvious that if you guys had a single braincell amongst you, that the reptilian aliens are orchestrating global warming from behind the scenes so as to terraform the Earth into a more hospitable climate for their eventual invasion. Al Gore will soon be assassinated for his role in the global warming fiasco. So go ahead and hate Lumie, I don't blame him for sacrificing his public image on some retarded message board in order to, hopefully, save the few redeemable lives out there. It's a great thing he's trying to do.

Lumie and I will be laughing when they come for all of you, because we'll be prepared. I highly suggest you all do the same, anyone who has at least the intelligence of a gnat and deserves to reproduce (as opposed to all you would-be mouth breathing lizard fodder) would be wise to arm themselves for the resistance.

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Oh I have been. I have been breeding extra large crickets to feed the reptilian overlords with. Everyone knows a lizard can't resist a good cricket.

chirp chirp motherfuckers....

Erronius · 11-03-2009, 09:50 AM

I mean think about it...reptilian aliens that hide on the moon in a secret temple, and you have to pass through areas WITH NO AIR, I mean FFS it's all there people open your fucking eyes! That's what we need to be doing, is working towards the ability to extend the reach of our military to the other extraterrestrial bodies in our solar system, because the reptilians haven't been idle, and THEY WANT TO RETURN TO EARTH! We'll be their Jews and the Earth's rising temperature will be our ovens!

The only reason they get confused with angels is that they have wielded magic before, and do so still. See? It's magic!

And why does Lumie come here? BECAUSE FOH HAS BEEN FIGHTING THEM IN SECRET FOR YEARS! It's right there, fuck you people are stupid! So, of course Lumie is going to come here and speak out to the people, because he knows what the average poster on these forums doesn't know...that FOH is in reality a tool for recruiting and indoctrinating people into the resistance!

FulorianC · 11-03-2009, 11:08 AM

We won't be the Jews, the Jews are the alien lizard overlords. The ovens were a lizard hoax to make us sympathetic rather than suspicious.

Astrocreep · 11-03-2009, 11:45 AM

so how do these lizard people operate? do they wear human suits of real people and kill them and take over their lives? do they just invent a new human and by some secret handshake get elevated up to stardom/wealth/power? if the lizard people are that in control why havent they taken over and made themselves known to us? and why is it Lumie the only one who knows about it. why havent they shut him up yet?

Simas · 11-03-2009, 12:23 PM

Lumie is most likely a bitch lizard person. While the other lizard people are planning big shit in meetings he has to go on the internet and post about the lizard people. He has to sound crazy so real people will not believe lizard people exist. His bosses were worried about this TV show so Lumie got released on the internet yet again.

When lizard ladies ask him what he does he has to reply "I'm the internet lizard". The lizard ladies don't like this.

jayrebb · 11-03-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Simas

Lumie is most likely a bitch lizard person. While the other lizard people are planning big shit in meetings he has to go on the internet and post about the lizard people. He has to sound crazy so real people will not believe lizard people exist. His bosses were worried about this TV show so Lumie got released on the internet yet again.

When lizard ladies ask him what he does he has to reply "I'm the internet lizard". The lizard ladies don't like this.

This. Lumie is a lizard bitch person. A mod should change his vanity title to "lizard whipping boy"

Mario Speedwagon · 11-03-2009, 03:21 PM

Yo Lumie, you should check this shit out bruh. This is shit is the real raw shit.

Lumie · 11-03-2009, 03:31 PM

this scene is better

Soygen · 11-03-2009, 03:34 PM

Really, this is the best scene.

ToeMissile · 11-04-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Soygen

Really, this is the best scene.

ftmfw, best alley fight ever.

bobyab · 11-04-2009, 12:29 AM

The real conspiracy, is how the fuck can this crippled little boy walk??? Someone get Lumie on the batphone, we deserve answers.

YouTube - CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!! - Whoop that cripple - Funny

SalaciousTunare · 11-04-2009, 12:31 AM

I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords.

11-03-2009, 08:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
Tristinn bonk Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dutchland, MI Posts: 699	i hope the aliens allow us strawberry cream cheese. that stuff is delicious. __________________ Fuck You, I'm Eating.

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Simas Say word Join Date: May 2005 Location: NoVa Posts: 1,768 -22 Internets	Lumie is most likely a bitch lizard person. While the other lizard people are planning big shit in meetings he has to go on the internet and post about the lizard people. He has to sound crazy so real people will not believe lizard people exist. His bosses were worried about this TV show so Lumie got released on the internet yet again. When lizard ladies ask him what he does he has to reply "I'm the internet lizard". The lizard ladies don't like this. __________________ Destroyer

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SalaciousTunare Idiot Prodigy Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,143 -13 Internets	I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords. Attached Images __________________ wat?

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11-03-2009, 11:08 AM	#21 (permalink)
FulorianC Real Life Apologist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 2,037	We won't be the Jews, the Jews are the alien lizard overlords. The ovens were a lizard hoax to make us sympathetic rather than suspicious.

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Astrocreep Flings doodoo and poopoo Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 5,749	so how do these lizard people operate? do they wear human suits of real people and kill them and take over their lives? do they just invent a new human and by some secret handshake get elevated up to stardom/wealth/power? if the lizard people are that in control why havent they taken over and made themselves known to us? and why is it Lumie the only one who knows about it. why havent they shut him up yet?

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Lumie Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 639 -172 Internets	this scene is better

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Soygen 100% Pure Soy Monk Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 7,448 +107 Internets	Really, this is the best scene.

11-04-2009, 12:29 AM	#29 (permalink)
bobyab Kind of a big deal Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 239 +1 Internets	The real conspiracy, is how the fuck can this crippled little boy walk??? Someone get Lumie on the batphone, we deserve answers. YouTube - CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!! - Whoop that cripple - Funny