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Old 10-05-2009, 08:21 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Wtf is this shit?



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Old 10-05-2009, 09:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2009, 12:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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speaking of poop, im smoking the tobacco (Black XX) shown at the start of this video
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Old 10-05-2009, 01:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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People seem to think that farts are just a noxious odour but they forget to take into account the actual fart particles.
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Old 10-05-2009, 05:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.
how can you read that and not laugh?
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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colored poop is interesting, need to try making christmas poop
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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how can you read that and not laugh?
After reading this, it occurred to me that I finally figured out how people realize they can do stupid things with their body. Like folks who can squirt milk out their eye? How do you stumble upon that ability? Now I know.

Someone out thier tried to fart with their ass clenched as tightly as possible and probably fucking died from it, while someone else realized that they could release pressure through their eyes. Or elsewhere. This must be how people discover this. I am now certain that every stupid human trick is the direct result from trying , in vain, to achieve a different aural result from clenching your ass cheeks tightly while also attempting to fart, which I am almost certain - after trying - is impossible.
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