Charlie Sheen demands answers concerning 9/11

[James]

You're only 18!??! So hot.

[Szlia]

It should be noted that Dario Fo is a Nobel prize winner... in litterature.

[Alamando]

Alcestis, the first support column you showed is clearly white while the one you ignited is clearly brown. What's going on here? Was the test rigged with a cardboard tube swap? Was the WTC actually coated with a layer of delicious milk chocolate which caused structural problems once it was ignited, as the WTC lacked a hard candy shell? Or are you a racist?

Whatever is going on behind the scenes, I think the end result is clear.

[Alcestis]

Originally Posted by Alamando

Or are you a racist?

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Step the fuck off, Alamando. Don't stick your goddamned armored nose into things that don't concern you.

... For we know your Kryptonite.

[yknits]

Originally Posted by Alcestis

As I, too, am a skeptic of everything around me despite evidence to the contrary (and also possessing a rather large feeling of entitlement) - I decided to take yknits' pseudo-super-rational challenge to heart and conduct the experiment he's clamoring for.




Come at me with your best goddamn shot/inquisition, yknits. I guarantee that it won't hurt nearly as bad... AS ME BLINDING YOU WITH SCIENCE.

I yield in the name of awesome science. Your methods thus have proven true. Now, can you model the Glen Beck rape for us?

[Alamando]

Originally Posted by Alcestis

Step the fuck off, Alamando. Don't stick your goddamned armored nose into things that don't concern you.

... For we know your Kryptonite.

I will not back down, I will not back off, I will not relent until we have some honest, unbiased evidence that shows how right I am. I don't care how many times you so flirtatiously offer pictures of your fingernail, I don't care how many toiletries you have to ignite, I will never stop in the search for my... I mean, the truth! And I'm certain that yknits is making a similar post right now, expressing his lack of being swayed by your mysteriously color-changing evidence.

Originally Posted by yknits

I yield in the name of awesome science. Your methods thus have proven true. Now, can you model the Glen Beck rape for us?

Oh.

At least Charlie is still with me on this one. Right, Charlie?

[Alcestis]

Originally Posted by yknits

Now, can you model the Glen Beck rape for us?

Certainly. Your masochistic streak has piqued my interest. However, as you are the closest thing to a young girl/choirboy/grazing animal/Bob Saget's daughter in here, I'll have to request your... assistance.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Thanks for coming, yknits. You'll give me way less trouble than that other little bitch did in 1990.

... Don't forget to keep it interesting and scream liberal slurs after my name.