Proposal Ideas - Page 2

chthonic-anemos · 08-29-2009, 02:37 PM

stick it in her pooper?

Eomer · 08-31-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Lejina Bloodbath

He said they are dating, so I don't think they are living together. Sounds like a bad idea indeed.

Living together does nothing to increase the chance of a successful marriage, and indeed, statistically people who live together prior to marriage are slightly MORE likely to get divorced.

I think "nearly a year" is enough time, in some cases with the right people. The guy isn't asking for advice on whether to do it or not, he's made that decision, why bother trying to change it especially not knowing his circumstances?

DeLLy · 08-31-2009, 12:14 PM

The only thing I've ever thought about in ways of proposing was(if she likes Christmas) at the zoo under their huge Christmas tree. Depends if your zoo sucks balls or not.

James · 08-31-2009, 12:36 PM

What you need to do is pretty simple, if slightly more bold than the norm.

Hire a guy to mug your wife. Not talking like a fake mugging either, I'm talking real, thorough, 100% mugging with possible rape included. You need to emotionally scar her, basically, but make sure it's done in such a way that cannot be connected to you at all, nor solvable by the police in any way, shape, or form.

You need to take an oath of vengeance on this guy in front of your wife, and spend the next few weeks hunting him down. Bring your girlfriend along for extra points, and make sure that you enter various seedy warehouses filled with the dude's henchmen armed with all sorts of automatic guns and rifles. Take a bullet or two for some extra oomph. By the end of the hunt, you want to have at least killed two to three people straight up, and suffered significant injuries yourself. You need to develop a proper Thousand Yard Stare in short order -- this will be helped by simply not sleeping at all.

Once you've tracked down the mugger/raper, you need to tie him up in your basement and bring your girlfriend along to identify. Beat the man until he exposes a much larger plan which involves the murder of the both of you to hide a large corporations foray into the underground drug world. At this point, you can torture him until he dies, remove his fingernails, make thousands of tiny cuts, strike his balls with a large mace, whatever. Really make it seem like you're fucking twisted and deranged for what this man did to you, and make your girlfriend believe it.

Buy a shitload of guns, and I mean a shitload, and go to the large corporation's HQ and open fire all the way to the top. Track down the CEO and put your gun in his mouth until he confesses his underground drug connections. This part might be a little tricky if he doesn't cooperate (like what kind of douche wouldn't anyway for a marriage proposal?), but you can always fall back on the "he's just trying to cover it up" plan, and shoot him anyway. Steal the briefcase full of unmarked bills that's taped underneath his desk, and head back home.

Book some tickets to an exotic country, and develop a disguise ala Bruce Willis' in The Twelve Monkeys. Make sure your mustache actually stays the fuck on, though. While you're in the air, whisper into her ear, "baby, I love you and would do anything for you. Marry me." If she's not wet inside the minute, you have a money back guarantee from me.

You just can't go wrong with that plan.

Chips · 08-31-2009, 03:05 PM

Getting married is much like going to church.

Bunch of sitting around, listening to a bunch of shit you don't really care about and then having to give up some hard earned cash.

Ishad · 08-31-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by headspace

I am 31 and she is 36. We have both been through a lot of relationships in the past and we both now what we want. We have been dating more then long enough. Its not like we are both 23. Plus is still super skinny at 36, so she will most likely always be skinny = P

Most likely until you knock her up which, considering that she is 36 and her biological clock is pounding like a drum, should be about 30 minutes after you guys get married.

After you put her two greatest fears to rest: Dying alone, and never having children she will balloon up into the Orca she's always wanted to be.

So propose to her at Sea World when Shamu jumps out of the water and scream "Marry me and together we can free Willy"

Alyssarie · 08-31-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ishad

Most likely until you knock her up which, considering that she is 36 and her biological clock is pounding like a drum, should be about 30 minutes after you guys get married.

After you put her two greatest fears to rest: Dying alone, and never having children she will balloon up into the Orca she's always wanted to be.

So propose to her at Sea World when Shamu jumps out of the water and scream "Marry me and together we can free Willy"

So harsh but I lol'd.

You don't have to do anything flashy. Just get down on your knee say what you really feel without any cheesy shit and that's it. Afterwards maybe have a really romantic night with a home cooked meal for her and some candles and mind blowing sex to celebrate your impending wedding (assuming she says yes) and get on with the planning of the wedding.

Unless she's flashy then don't do anything flashy. Chances are she won't like it because it's not her.

Just get at who she is and go from there.

And post more info on her so we have something to go on.

James · 09-01-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Alyssarie

And post more info on her so we have something to go on.

Is it just me, or is this a well worded "TITS OR GTFO"?

headspace · 09-01-2009, 08:52 AM

Thanks for the tips guys. I ended up emailing her a picture of the ring with the subject "will you marry me" I sent it right before i walked in her door. She got in on her blackberry while I was sitting next to her. When she read it I popped out the real ring. It think it went over pretty well. She has always appreciated my geeky side. Pic is below. Yes I am shitfaced.

edit more info:

She is a school social worker at a school for kids with behavior disorders. She doesnt drink, but doesnt mind going out and chauffeuring my drunk ass around. We live in central illinois, but she just moved here about 18 months ago. Prior to that she lived in Boston were she was Real estate agent and a private practice therapist. `Financially she is in great shape, and she has a pretty nice house I will be moving in to. Its really a pretty lop sided deal.

vegetoee · 09-01-2009, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chips

Getting married is much like going to church.

Bunch of sitting around, listening to a bunch of shit you don't really care about and then having to give up some hard earned cash.

Golden, simply golden! Best analogy yet！

Listen, why even bother getting married? If you love each other than marriage is meaningless. Live together, screw together, have kids together if you want, but why waste 50% of your hard work for when she decides you aren't doing enough for her?

ChewieTobbacca · 09-01-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by headspace

She is a school social worker at a school for kids with behavior disorders. She doesnt drink, but doesnt mind going out and chauffeuring my drunk ass around. We live in central illinois, but she just moved here about 18 months ago. Prior to that she lived in Boston were she was Real estate agent and a private practice therapist. `Financially she is in great shape, and she has a pretty nice house I will be moving in to. Its really a pretty lop sided deal.

Sounds good to me but I dont see why you needed to justify that part if you've already gone ahead and proposed

Of course, remember, if she ends up pregnant, her entire mindset will change. Don't expect the chauffeuring shit to stick around though if you guys end up with kids

headspace · 09-01-2009, 04:02 PM

I provided that info because someone had asked...... and you mean a baby might change things???? Thanks for pointing that out......

Hatorade · 09-01-2009, 04:11 PM

Now that is a story she can tell her friends... I am late so not much help but as long as it is romantic and or a good story to tell her loved ones you are in. She loves you because you proposed via text message and she said yes...text message...that is going to be held against you if it doesn't work out.

Don't care if you are a geek to the core you just don't incorporate gadgets into a proposal. GL with the wedding and remember to spend more on the honeymoon then the wedding.

Tyen · 09-01-2009, 04:12 PM

You two are adorable~

EmpireF4i · 09-01-2009, 10:02 PM

I dont see what the rush is. If she really does love you she would wait a couple years or so for you to ask her. 36 isnt that old.

Either way, best of luck to ya.

08-31-2009, 12:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,384	What you need to do is pretty simple, if slightly more bold than the norm. Hire a guy to mug your wife. Not talking like a fake mugging either, I'm talking real, thorough, 100% mugging with possible rape included. You need to emotionally scar her, basically, but make sure it's done in such a way that cannot be connected to you at all, nor solvable by the police in any way, shape, or form. You need to take an oath of vengeance on this guy in front of your wife, and spend the next few weeks hunting him down. Bring your girlfriend along for extra points, and make sure that you enter various seedy warehouses filled with the dude's henchmen armed with all sorts of automatic guns and rifles. Take a bullet or two for some extra oomph. By the end of the hunt, you want to have at least killed two to three people straight up, and suffered significant injuries yourself. You need to develop a proper Thousand Yard Stare in short order -- this will be helped by simply not sleeping at all. Once you've tracked down the mugger/raper, you need to tie him up in your basement and bring your girlfriend along to identify. Beat the man until he exposes a much larger plan which involves the murder of the both of you to hide a large corporations foray into the underground drug world. At this point, you can torture him until he dies, remove his fingernails, make thousands of tiny cuts, strike his balls with a large mace, whatever. Really make it seem like you're fucking twisted and deranged for what this man did to you, and make your girlfriend believe it. Buy a shitload of guns, and I mean a shitload, and go to the large corporation's HQ and open fire all the way to the top. Track down the CEO and put your gun in his mouth until he confesses his underground drug connections. This part might be a little tricky if he doesn't cooperate (like what kind of douche wouldn't anyway for a marriage proposal?), but you can always fall back on the "he's just trying to cover it up" plan, and shoot him anyway. Steal the briefcase full of unmarked bills that's taped underneath his desk, and head back home. Book some tickets to an exotic country, and develop a disguise ala Bruce Willis' in The Twelve Monkeys. Make sure your mustache actually stays the fuck on, though. While you're in the air, whisper into her ear, "baby, I love you and would do anything for you. Marry me." If she's not wet inside the minute, you have a money back guarantee from me. You just can't go wrong with that plan. __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

08-31-2009, 03:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
Chips Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Joburg, RSA Posts: 1,099 -78 Internets	Getting married is much like going to church. Bunch of sitting around, listening to a bunch of shit you don't really care about and then having to give up some hard earned cash. __________________ “White folks was in caves while we was building empires ... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” -Rev. Al Sharpton

09-01-2009, 08:52 AM	#24 (permalink)
headspace Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 182 -53 Internets	Thanks for the tips guys. I ended up emailing her a picture of the ring with the subject "will you marry me" I sent it right before i walked in her door. She got in on her blackberry while I was sitting next to her. When she read it I popped out the real ring. It think it went over pretty well. She has always appreciated my geeky side. Pic is below. Yes I am shitfaced. edit more info: She is a school social worker at a school for kids with behavior disorders. She doesnt drink, but doesnt mind going out and chauffeuring my drunk ass around. We live in central illinois, but she just moved here about 18 months ago. Prior to that she lived in Boston were she was Real estate agent and a private practice therapist. `Financially she is in great shape, and she has a pretty nice house I will be moving in to. Its really a pretty lop sided deal. __________________ -Headspace Last edited by headspace; 09-01-2009 at 08:56 AM..

09-01-2009, 04:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
headspace Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 182 -53 Internets	I provided that info because someone had asked...... and you mean a baby might change things???? Thanks for pointing that out...... __________________ -Headspace Last edited by headspace; 09-01-2009 at 04:26 PM..

09-01-2009, 04:11 PM	#28 (permalink)
Hatorade Cause it's better than water Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 10,217 +78 Internets	Now that is a story she can tell her friends... I am late so not much help but as long as it is romantic and or a good story to tell her loved ones you are in. She loves you because you proposed via text message and she said yes...text message...that is going to be held against you if it doesn't work out. Don't care if you are a geek to the core you just don't incorporate gadgets into a proposal. GL with the wedding and remember to spend more on the honeymoon then the wedding. __________________ Wii Friend Code 1729 2890 3780 7210 AION group

08-29-2009, 02:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
chthonic-anemos Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 292 +2 Internets	stick it in her pooper?

08-31-2009, 12:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
DeLLy FRooB Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 237 -12 Internets	The only thing I've ever thought about in ways of proposing was(if she likes Christmas) at the zoo under their huge Christmas tree. Depends if your zoo sucks balls or not.

09-01-2009, 04:12 PM	#29 (permalink)
Tyen The future, I came from it Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,662 +3 Internets	You two are adorable~

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