Twitter Down ... The Sky Is Falling! - Page 2

Neph · 08-06-2009, 12:10 PM

What Are We Doing While Twitter Is Down?

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* Worrying how everyone will know Twitter is down if we can't tweet that Twitter is down
* Desperately trying to write 140 character notes on our business cards
* Yelling I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A BURRITO as loudly as we can
* Calling our friends one at a time and saying "Really fast, what are you doing right now?"
* Weeping at how the world we lived in could be ruled by such an unjust and vengeful god
* Settling for updating our Facebook status, though it's not the same
* Worrying about how @THE_REAL_SHAQ was doing
* Going to the bathroom without telling anyone

Pren · 08-06-2009, 12:36 PM

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Allison Koski, a public-relations manager in Manhattan, said she felt "completely lost" without Twitter.

"I had to Google search Twitter to find out what was going on, when normally my Twitter feed gives me all the breaking news I need," Koski said.

OH JESUS FUCK NO SHE HAD TO USE GOOGLE.

Chanur · 08-06-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Etoille

Thank god I'm not the only nerd who finds twittering really fucking annoying.

Its like the only thing I think is more retarded than myspace and blogging.

We finally agree on something!

This is all google's doing, to up revenue!

Sean · 08-06-2009, 04:36 PM

So, is there an Angry Hitler Rant about this yet?

SalaciousTunare · 08-06-2009, 04:56 PM

I know, the only thing worse than twitter, myspace, and facebook, is posting on a message bo-errr wait a second...

Araxen · 08-06-2009, 05:03 PM

Twitter is for people who are too dumb to figure out how to install mirc and chat on IRC.

Horse · 08-06-2009, 05:07 PM

Mass texting is useful, especially off of the SMS network.

Don't hate.

Erumaron · 08-06-2009, 05:13 PM

There's no such thing as bad press. Good game even more douchewaffles using twitter because of this.

Phoenix · 08-07-2009, 12:48 AM

Good god I cant imagine this country 30 years from now. We are already seeing how fucking retarded the children of the baby boomers are, the internets children shall be the combination of 4chan and social networking sites in the form of a human.

brekk · 08-07-2009, 02:14 AM

The presidential position will be replaced with a hive mind direct democracy controlled using peoples Tweets and Facebooks.

Korioni · 08-07-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Good god I cant imagine this country 30 years from now. We are already seeing how fucking retarded the children of the baby boomers are, the internets children shall be the combination of 4chan and social networking sites in the form of a human.

30 years from now? This is exactly what the current 4-17 generation is right now.

ToeMissile · 08-07-2009, 03:59 AM

I'd wager it's a much bigger demographic than that.

Darkko · 08-07-2009, 08:57 AM

Wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo while I Google on your Facebook? :P

Phoenix · 08-07-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Korioni

30 years from now? This is exactly what the current 4-17 generation is right now.

I was talking about their children. Most people here know a world without the internets and cellphones, thuse we can pass that knowledge onto some of our offspring.

Lejina Bloodbath · 08-07-2009, 12:25 PM

- Yeah kid, back in my day, your first computer used cassette tapes to store data, the same ones used for music.

- Music on tapes? wut?

Pass that knowledge onto some of our offsprings? Yeah, right. It will be the equivalent of our grandmothers telling us they had to make their own soap and butter back in the day. The kids will nod and call us a dinosaur as we exit the room.

08-06-2009, 04:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
Sean <Team Ice> Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Washington Posts: 5,991	So, is there an Angry Hitler Rant about this yet? __________________

08-06-2009, 04:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
SalaciousTunare Idiot Prodigy Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,143 -13 Internets	I know, the only thing worse than twitter, myspace, and facebook, is posting on a message bo-errr wait a second... __________________ wat?

08-06-2009, 05:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
Araxen A Bearded Gnome Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Near Chicago, IL Posts: 4,921	Twitter is for people who are too dumb to figure out how to install mirc and chat on IRC. __________________ PSN: Araxen http://www.last.fm/user/araxen The Best FAQ on the Internet: The Official God FAQ

08-06-2009, 05:07 PM	#22 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,970 -51 Internets	Mass texting is useful, especially off of the SMS network. Don't hate. Attached Images

08-07-2009, 02:14 AM	#25 (permalink)
brekk Warning: objects may appear more edible than they actually are Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The CT Posts: 6,387 +17 Internets	The presidential position will be replaced with a hive mind direct democracy controlled using peoples Tweets and Facebooks. __________________ Brekk SPriest Liesol LOLRet Frstshck Enhance

08-06-2009, 05:13 PM	#23 (permalink)
Erumaron yeap yeap Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 1,377	There's no such thing as bad press. Good game even more douchewaffles using twitter because of this.

08-07-2009, 03:59 AM	#27 (permalink)
ToeMissile more than a feelin' Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: not Vegas Posts: 1,518 -34 Internets	I'd wager it's a much bigger demographic than that. __________________ Robots?

08-07-2009, 08:57 AM	#28 (permalink)
Darkko QBForce Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 368 +7 Internets	twi Wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo while I Google on your Facebook? :P

08-07-2009, 12:25 PM	#30 (permalink)
Lejina Bloodbath Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,661	- Yeah kid, back in my day, your first computer used cassette tapes to store data, the same ones used for music. - Music on tapes? wut? Pass that knowledge onto some of our offsprings? Yeah, right. It will be the equivalent of our grandmothers telling us they had to make their own soap and butter back in the day. The kids will nod and call us a dinosaur as we exit the room.

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