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Old 08-04-2009, 03:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Diplomacy doesn't change anything guys. You can't just talk to people and get anything done!
No, but Clinton can go over and offer up a package of "favors to be named later" to get the reporters freed. He can't go over with a bag of goodies and a handjob because then it would be overt. He can go over and schmooze with the promise of handling up on the down low. He's bribed this man before, Slick can do it again.
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Kim looks awfully happy in those pics with Clinton
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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maybe he got a dose of the NWO's secret cancer curing agent

or the military replaced him with a doppelganger
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Maybe he traded Monica Lewinsky for them.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:04 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Maybe he traded Monica Lewinsky for them.
You couldnt trade Monica Lewinsky for a sack of rice.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You couldnt trade Monica Lewinsky for a sack of rice.
Or a presidency... oh wait.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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And he frees the asian womenz.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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And he frees the asian womenz.
Long flight back in his jet. They have not had sex in a while since being held captive. Yea, Bill is still the man.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:06 PM   #24 (permalink)
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lol, well played slick willie $$
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:56 PM   #25 (permalink)
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This is exactly the type of thing ex-presidents can and should do that current presidents can't always achieve. I think it would have been cool, domestically, if George Sr. went with him, but I'll take this.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:40 PM   #26 (permalink)
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To be fair, I think Bush Sr's health is pretty bad - he looked terrible during Obama's inauguration. Probably not the best route to go for him to be honest.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:45 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Long flight back in his jet. They have not had sex in a while since being held captive. Yea, Bill is still the man.
Not since Connery in Goldeneye has one man been such a pimp on a plane.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:17 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Not since Connery in Goldeneye has one man been such a pimp on a plane.
Are you fucking kidding?
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:25 AM   #29 (permalink)
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The man has such a severe case of yellow fever that he engineers a prisoner release with North Korea just to get 2 asian women alone on a plane with him. Good fucking game.

It's times like this when all Americans should just put politics aside and salute this man's labido.
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