Attention Whore Sues Over 56 Slut Stamps (aka Extreme Facial Tard-Branding)

sliilvia · 06-17-2009, 09:49 AM

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A Belgian teenager is to sue a tattoo artist after she left his parlour with 56 stars on her face, rather than the three she says she asked for.

Kimberley Vlaeminck says she fell asleep during the procedure, and only realised what had happened when she woke up.

Pretty shitty thing to happen, not sure how she fell asleep though?

Sharmai · 06-17-2009, 09:53 AM

I'm guessing there was no paper signed that said she wanted 56 tattoos or only 3 or whatever.

Vinen · 06-17-2009, 09:54 AM

She was probably drunk and stupid. Or just stupid.

Alcestis · 06-17-2009, 10:01 AM

You'd think she'd be so sick of stars at this point that she'd trash the hat she's wearing... with stars on it.

Tortfeasor · 06-17-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinen

She was probably drunk and stupid. Or just stupid.

More than likely drunk and passed out. How do you sleep through someone stabbing you in the face with a motorized needle for a couple of hours?

Kaige · 06-17-2009, 10:25 AM

Is that his photo of her at the end? If her eyes are open and she agreed to the photo, wouldn't that mean she was fine with it when it was done?

Ravvenn · 06-17-2009, 10:28 AM

So instead of going half, she went full-retard. There's no way she just dozed off. I'm going to assume she did consent this while hammered and is now saying she didn't to avoid her family freaking out or something.

I'm having a hard time believing the picture the tattoo artist took is of a girl who is distraught and upset she just got 50-something tattoos all over her face. She looks pretty calm to me. If someone did that to me (which they wouldn't, as I wouldn't whore-brand my face) - I sure as shit wouldn't pose in a picture for him.

Haus · 06-17-2009, 10:28 AM

I think anybody who has ever gotten a tat can tell you that "falling asleep" is not something that usually happens during it.

Now... "passing out drunk" is a front runner IMHO.

Probably a good place to post this:

Hatorade · 06-17-2009, 10:29 AM

There is no way you will fall asleep sober while getting a tat.

Zeste · 06-17-2009, 10:32 AM

three stars the size of the ones on that picture would take an artist maybe 2-3 minutes to outline and fill in. Maybe 5 minutes if they were shaded.

Yeah, there's no way you're gonna fall asleep within the 5 minutes of intense pain as your face is tattooed.

krax · 06-17-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeste

Yeah, there's no way you're gonna fall asleep within the 5 minutes of intense pain as your face is tattooed.

The headphones reminding her to breathe in and out were in the way of the tattoo artist. She passed out from lack of oxygen.

Szlia · 06-17-2009, 12:41 PM

I am pretty clueless about the whole tattoo thing, but can you really walk in a tattoo parlor, ask to have half your face covered in stars and have it be done within a couple hours, no question asked? I would not expect the tattoo artists to dissuade their customers, but at least make sure they thought things through. Maybe by telling them to come back in a couple of days so they can prepare some designs on paper or something...

That said, my money is on her getting exactly what she asked, but only realizing after the fact that it is not what she wanted and how much it will cost her to get it removed.

Vatoreus · 06-17-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Szlia

I am pretty clueless about the whole tattoo thing, but can you really walk in a tattoo parlor, ask to have half your face covered in stars and have it be done within a couple hours, no question asked? I would not expect the tattoo artists to dissuade their customers, but at least make sure they thought things through. Maybe by telling them to come back in a couple of days so they can prepare some designs on paper or something...

That said, my money is on her getting exactly what she asked, but only realizing after the fact that it is not what she wanted and how much it will cost her to get it removed.

there are ethical tattooists and dicks who are in it just for cash. The former will do what you said and suggest they think on it or flat our refuse to do the work, the latter will tat your face up and snicker as he does it.

Zeste · 06-17-2009, 01:03 PM

Couple of hours? Those 57 stars took maybe 30 minutes to tattoo. Especially since they look like terrible freehand.

Flight · 06-17-2009, 01:18 PM

On the bright side, no-one is noticing her acne.

06-17-2009, 09:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Vinen Open the eyes Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Not in fucking Acton, MA anymore! Posts: 4,261	She was probably drunk and stupid. Or just stupid. __________________ Vinna, Balance Druid Veena, Protection Warrior Len, Elyos Chanter of Vaziel

06-17-2009, 10:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,479	Is that his photo of her at the end? If her eyes are open and she agreed to the photo, wouldn't that mean she was fine with it when it was done? __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

06-17-2009, 10:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ravvenn Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,381 +143 Internets	So instead of going half, she went full-retard. There's no way she just dozed off. I'm going to assume she did consent this while hammered and is now saying she didn't to avoid her family freaking out or something. I'm having a hard time believing the picture the tattoo artist took is of a girl who is distraught and upset she just got 50-something tattoos all over her face. She looks pretty calm to me. If someone did that to me (which they wouldn't, as I wouldn't whore-brand my face) - I sure as shit wouldn't pose in a picture for him. Attached Images __________________ Melia "I Win" McMomma, Fires of Heaven It's like you're a premature ejaculator... of love. -Alcestis

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Hatorade Cause it's better than water Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 10,220 +78 Internets	There is no way you will fall asleep sober while getting a tat. __________________ Wii Friend Code 1729 2890 3780 7210 AION group

06-17-2009, 10:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
Zeste Oooooooooooohhhh, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,378 +69 Internets	three stars the size of the ones on that picture would take an artist maybe 2-3 minutes to outline and fill in. Maybe 5 minutes if they were shaded. Yeah, there's no way you're gonna fall asleep within the 5 minutes of intense pain as your face is tattooed. __________________

06-17-2009, 10:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Alcestis Hello, nurse. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 516 +140 Internets	You'd think she'd be so sick of stars at this point that she'd trash the hat she's wearing... with stars on it.

06-17-2009, 10:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
Haus Fires of Heaven WoW Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 550 -9 Internets	I think anybody who has ever gotten a tat can tell you that "falling asleep" is not something that usually happens during it. Now... "passing out drunk" is a front runner IMHO. Probably a good place to post this:

06-17-2009, 12:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Szlia Conquest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 5,645 +25 Internets	I am pretty clueless about the whole tattoo thing, but can you really walk in a tattoo parlor, ask to have half your face covered in stars and have it be done within a couple hours, no question asked? I would not expect the tattoo artists to dissuade their customers, but at least make sure they thought things through. Maybe by telling them to come back in a couple of days so they can prepare some designs on paper or something... That said, my money is on her getting exactly what she asked, but only realizing after the fact that it is not what she wanted and how much it will cost her to get it removed. __________________ -retrosabotage-

06-17-2009, 01:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Zeste Oooooooooooohhhh, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,378 +69 Internets	Couple of hours? Those 57 stars took maybe 30 minutes to tattoo. Especially since they look like terrible freehand. __________________

06-17-2009, 01:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Flight I'm your huckleberry Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 1,325 +40 Internets	On the bright side, no-one is noticing her acne.

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