Shamwow Guy Arrested

Malakriss · 03-27-2009, 05:58 PM

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The infamous ShamWow Guy was arrested last month after apparently beating up a prostitute in his South Beach Hotel room. This guy was sketchy before the commercials now he’s just crazy. He claims that he only punched her in the face because she was biting his tongue, while they were kissing.

“ShamWow Guy” real name Vince Schlomi claimed he paid the prostitute $1,000 after she offered him straight sex. The two went back to his $750 Setai Hotel Suite on South Beach and that’s where the excitement began. ShamWow will most likely not be airing anymore of his infomercials and he’ll probably take the bogus celebrity reality show route from here on in.

chthonic-anemos · 03-27-2009, 06:01 PM

You're gonna love my nuts

AladainAF · 03-27-2009, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by chthonic-anemos

You're gonna love my nuts

god damnit you beat me to it.

She looks mighty happy in that pic. I bet shes like "inc cash $$"

Designz · 03-27-2009, 06:04 PM

It looks like they are both wearing hospital blouses, lol.

Manseed · 03-27-2009, 06:16 PM

Why do her two pictures look like they were taken 10 years apart

Malakriss · 03-27-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Manseed

Why do her two pictures look like they were taken 10 years apart

Makeup. Nature's unnatural beer goggles.

Armavir · 03-27-2009, 06:19 PM

Hell....fucking....YES!

Heavens_Myst · 03-27-2009, 06:20 PM

Her shirt is on differently too.

Grooverider · 03-27-2009, 06:42 PM

He paid a grand for that? He needs to stop having a boring life.

Talineth · 03-27-2009, 06:45 PM

Billy Mays is never gonna let this one go...

Quineloe · 03-27-2009, 06:48 PM

he looks like he lost the fight too.

Soygen · 03-27-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Grooverider

He paid a grand for that? He needs to stop having a boring life.

Haha.

All that ShamWow money going to coke and hookers. I love this guy!!

Korioni · 03-27-2009, 08:14 PM

Beating up expensive hookers in expensive hotel rooms and admitting to it.

That's how you end your 5 minutes of fame in motherfucking glory.

Tred · 03-27-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Heavens_Myst

Her shirt is on differently too.

Looks like it's inside out and on backwards at the same time. She better stick to whoring.

Tea on tuesday · 03-27-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tred

Looks like it's inside out and on backwards at the same time. She better stick to whoring.

Hey, some people aren't good at dressing themselves, ok

03-27-2009, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Malakriss GOMTV Contest Winner Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,845	Shamwow Guy Arrested ShamWow Guy Arrested \| Twirlit The infamous ShamWow Guy was arrested last month after apparently beating up a prostitute in his South Beach Hotel room. This guy was sketchy before the commercials now he’s just crazy. He claims that he only punched her in the face because she was biting his tongue, while they were kissing. “ShamWow Guy” real name Vince Schlomi claimed he paid the prostitute $1,000 after she offered him straight sex. The two went back to his $750 Setai Hotel Suite on South Beach and that’s where the excitement began. ShamWow will most likely not be airing anymore of his infomercials and he’ll probably take the bogus celebrity reality show route from here on in. Attached Images __________________

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Designz Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Berkeley, CA Posts: 691 -28 Internets	It looks like they are both wearing hospital blouses, lol. __________________ My brute ownz (not as much as Lazy People ): http://mofool.mybrute.com/

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Talineth Rock & Roll Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Frozen North Posts: 495 -2 Internets	Billy Mays is never gonna let this one go... __________________ Talineth - Asmodian Assassin - Lumiel --------------------------------- Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day; Set fire to him and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Korioni Six Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,815 -118 Internets	Beating up expensive hookers in expensive hotel rooms and admitting to it. That's how you end your 5 minutes of fame in motherfucking glory. __________________

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03-27-2009, 06:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
chthonic-anemos Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 292 +2 Internets	You're gonna love my nuts

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Armavir Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4 +0 Internets	Hell....fucking....YES!

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Heavens_Myst Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,479 -134 Internets	Her shirt is on differently too.

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Grooverider 1234567890 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Svenborgia Posts: 1,299	He paid a grand for that? He needs to stop having a boring life.

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Quineloe Hard Rock Hallelujah Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,614	he looks like he lost the fight too.