Circumcision

[Zeste]

Originally Posted by Eomer

meh, after my hernia at 16 the tubes to my left nut must have gotten tangled up while my bowels were in my scrotum, and ever since, my left one rides an inch higher. Hell, sometimes it "goes North for the winter", so to speak and I have to pop it out. Docs told me there wasn't much they could do, and not to worry about it.

I miss my perfectly level nuts.

Nards are supposed to be offset a little Eomer, so they don't clank together. It's like staggering motorcycles when riding in a pack.

Though, why not just get like, a little lead weight or something and attach it to the one ball as sort of an anchor, keep it weighted down? Maybe like a little piercing with a little steel ball-bearing that has a canadian flag on it or something?

I think you're missing a great opportunity to do some tasteful testicle accessorizing.

[Korioni]

Originally Posted by TheCutlery

You might wanna get that checked out, testicular torsion is kinda bad.

Well, that's not what actually happens. Just what it feels like. If I had testicular torsion, the pain wouldn't ever go away, correct? Mines just like a week-long case of blueballs.

[Kiksar]

This thread is full of people who want their way to be the right way. That makes sense, but it's made for some pretty retarded arguments (Zeste's neck tie analogy is a stretch at the least).

I'm uncircumcised, definitely won't have my kids circumcised, and have never had any issues related to it. Cleanliness is not an issue as long as you're not lazy as fuck in which case your dick probably smells like ass and cheese sweat no matter what.

I've never had a girl be set back by it at all. My current girlfriend (who is from Indiana and had never seen an uncircumcised penis in her life, neither in person or in porn) now swears she won't have her kids circumcised and she likes it better this way. I'll take that with a grain of salt because she's my girlfriend, but I didn't provoke that conclusion with any argument.

There's no question that uncircumcised penis heads are more sensitive than circumcised ones, but you could (as most of you have) debate whether or not that's a good thing in regards to pleasing women. I tend to think lasting longer is as much training and mindset as anything else. I'm able to control it fine, and I actually didn't get off very quickly at all the first time I ever had sex (which surprised me, as I remember thinking "uh oh this is gonna be quick").

I don't see the point of circumcision and wouldn't do it to my kids. But I'm well aware that this is partially because of my situation and people's natural urge to be on the winning team. My dad is circumcised so I'm sure had to think about quite a bit just like the original poster (minus the internet help).

If you get it done your kid won't remember it, the subconscious trauma might change his aura from reddish-purple to slightly green, but that only matters if he plans to do any inter-dimensional crime fighting.

[Fyro]

AskMen.com - Foreskin

Was talking to my roommate and some how we got talking about penis foreskins (don`t ask) and he mentioned some ancient roman technique to restore foreskin, I thought he was bullshitting me so I looked it up. Turns out that is true and it is called epispasm. Anyways, I went to that link above and there are a few ways to redeem that lost skin you all deeply miss with a few more modern twists. Also side note, reverse circumcision had some 828,000 hits on Google, who would have thought it.

[The Edge]

Those interested in that topic should check out

foreskin restore

Dude has detailed pictures of the 2 year process.

[OneofOne]

That's a pretty good review. I have zero interest in doing this myself, but he had a shot of 13 months after he stopped and everything stayed the same. I guess if you are that gung-ho on getting some more dick skin, there you go.

Personally, while I will not have my son cut, I'm cut and I just don't care enough to ever want to change it.

[Zeste]

Well, truth be told, when I was born, my eyelids were underdeveloped and they needed some skin to graft onto them. The only place they could get it at that age was the foreskin.

Dad always said I looked a little cockeyed.

[Kidriot69]

Lets see. Im un-circumsiced, and in the Marine Corps. I have been on numerous field ops in 100 degree weather, with no shower to 2+ weeks, only baby wipes. I have yet to have any sort of bullshit infection...Then again, I guess back in the day, they just dragged there dick in shit and the plague...

[earthfell]

Originally Posted by TheMarauder

I would beg to to differ. They dropped at a very early age...I suppose that calls for a pics or it didn't happen, but you are out of luck. Sorry brah, find another pair of balls.

wait, what's a ball drop?

[Manseed]

Originally Posted by Kidriot69

Lets see. Im un-circumsiced, and in the Marine Corps. I have been on numerous field ops in 100 degree weather, with no shower to 2+ weeks, only baby wipes. I have yet to have any sort of bullshit infection...Then again, I guess back in the day, they just dragged there dick in shit and the plague...

Not everyone's appendix needs to be taken out, either.

[Hayrab]

Might come from being circumcised myself, but it always looks a bit disgusting when I see one in a porno, big dog penis or something.


and I have heard women talking about finding it unattractive also.

[Eomer]

haha, just watched the pilot of Arrested Development last night and had a good laugh at HOOP (Hands off our penises).

[Manseed]

The operation was a success =D

[OneofOne]

That mean it's time to deluge your mailbox with porn, and see just how far away we can hear you scream?

[Manseed]

Actually they wrapped bandages around it tight enough that I can't get wood.