Circumcision

[The Ancient]

Ok, yeah. Piercing your ear isn't like nipping off a piece of your willy. Getting an ear piercing it's like being poked.

[Ronaan]

I still can't get over tons of people proposing to cut part of your kid's dick off. This thread really boggles my mind.

There's no real use for pinky toes too btw, let's cut those off as well. This way you can't stub them on the doorframe later in life. and you can wear smaller size shoes.

srsly.

[Mario Speedwagon]

Who fucking cares? I love these threads because every time they come up you get at least a couple of militant anti-circumcisers(eg: earthfell) who take it as a personal affront that circumcised people aren't crying daily about their long lost foreskin and in general don't care. Shit cracks me up that someone could care so much about the condition of someone else's penis.

[Aetos]

Wouldn't the sex toy industry make dildos that had foreskin if it was more pleasurable for women?

[Zeste]

Originally Posted by Aetos

Wouldn't the sex toy industry make dildos that had foreskin if it was more pleasurable for women?

The logic behind this statement is undeniable.

These foreskins don't actually move though.

[Aetos]

Originally Posted by Zeste

The logic behind this statement is undeniable.

These foreskins don't actually move though.

Hmm never seen those. Thanks for clearing that up for me. So can a woman feel the foreskin moving back if you are wearing a condom

[Zeste]

Originally Posted by Aetos

Hmm never seen those. Thanks for clearing that up for me. So can a woman feel the foreskin moving back if you are wearing a condom

lol I never had heard of them either. Amazing what a google image search can find when you look for "dildo with foreskin."

[x1hundredregrets]

Originally Posted by Aetos

Hmm never seen those. Thanks for clearing that up for me. So can a woman feel the foreskin moving back if you are wearing a condom

For me at least, the condom kind of coats the foreskin and becomes one with it. So yes, the foreskin still moves with a condom on. I can't imagine sex with a condom being nearly as pleasurable without foreskin.

[Requiem]

Pics on the internet of a dildo prove that women love that type of dildo.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

[Designz]

Originally Posted by JeydaX

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN EVERY SINGLE WAAAAAAAAAYYY.... You're a fucking retard. I'd like to know how many of you who have said "The way you are born is perfectly fine," have tatoos, some form of plastic surgery, piercings, or have considered one form or another of these.

We might as well walk around naked, amirite?

The foreskin is not an appendix. It has seen the light of day for millions of years, and it's there for a reason. It's the same as ass hair - DON'T SHAVE IT OFF. If you haven't read this yet, you should:

best of craigslist : WARNING!!!

Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

[Malakriss]

^^^ That person has more problems with his ass than just the hair

[chu]

A few disclosures before I begin:

1) I'm gay
2) I was circumcised at 22, several years ago

It's not impossible to keep an uncut dick clean but it takes a much larger effort and honestly at the end of the day I'm always apprehensive about sucking an uncut dick unless I know the guy is well clean.

The foreskin underneath clothes is a breeding ground for sweat and smegma that in some guys can really be problematic no matter how clean you claim to be and this is from personal experience as a guy (having experienced both states) and as someone that's been there head first.

Take it how you want.

[ChewieTobbacca]

Originally Posted by chu

A few disclosures before I begin:

1) I'm gay
2) I was circumcised at 22, several years ago

It's not impossible to keep an uncut dick clean but it takes a much larger effort and honestly at the end of the day I'm always apprehensive about sucking an uncut dick unless I know the guy is well clean.

The foreskin underneath clothes is a breeding ground for sweat and smegma that in some guys can really be problematic no matter how clean you claim to be and this is from personal experience as a guy (having experienced both states) and as someone that's been there head first.

Take it how you want.

So go clean it before you whip it out for use.

In the end, either choice comes down to whether you are going to do your job as a parent. And that's all there is to it

[The Edge]

Originally Posted by ChewieTobbacca

So go clean it before you whip it out for use.

In the end, either choice comes down to whether you are going to do your job as a parent. And that's all there is to it

Yup, just like goin down on a chick that hasn't cleaned in awhile. Nasty shit.

[Manseed]

Fucking spoiler pics that aren't safe for work, please.