Chuck Norris claims rebellion is coming!

Eduardo · 03-09-2009, 11:23 PM

Was browsing ATS a second ago and saw this. Lmao, had to post this here simply because it involves Chuck.

Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government

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The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.

Mist · 03-09-2009, 11:27 PM

lol, 8 years of Bush and NOW is the time to have a revolution. Makes total fucking sense.

homsar · 03-09-2009, 11:33 PM

Doesnt suprise me, ive seen it talked about alot for years now. I have about 12 friends that waiting for it.

Erronius · 03-09-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mist

lol, 8 years of Bush and NOW is the time to have a revolution. Makes total fucking sense.

No doubt.

And what exactly is Norris all up in arms over? Obama has barely begun his term and he hasn't done much (that I can think of atm) besides pushing for the stimulus package. And I don't see how THAT is worthy of starting a 2nd civil war, wtf.

ChewieTobbacca · 03-09-2009, 11:38 PM

Well I know which side to be on

Ionsniper · 03-09-2009, 11:42 PM

Chuck Norris for Prez!!

Mario Speedwagon · 03-09-2009, 11:52 PM

I welcome a new revolution. Not for these retarded reasons but one revolution is as good as the next.

AladainAF · 03-10-2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mist

lol, 8 years of Bush and NOW is the time to have a revolution. Makes total fucking sense.

Of course it does. Democrats are all peace loving hippies who would never even think of having a revolution.

Republicans actually have the balls to do it.

(dont flame me for fucks sake, im kidding)

Neferata · 03-10-2009, 03:20 AM

What are you going to do, throw a Bible at me? We harness the power of homosexuals, son. Enjoy your AIDS.

chthonic-anemos · 03-10-2009, 05:35 AM

He thinks Texas will lead. More like, enjoy your Mexican AIDS.

Draegan · 03-10-2009, 07:41 AM

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday, he turns 69.

kasey · 03-10-2009, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AladainAF

Of course it does. Democrats are all peace loving hippies who would never even think of having a revolution.

Republicans actually have the weapons to do it.

(dont flame me for fucks sake, im kidding)

fixed

I think many people on this planet would think "hey that would be totally awesome if these stupid tards finally shoot themselfs rather then us". While others would think "hahah assault weapons and free guns for everyone my ass".

As usual its al worthless drivel of armed to the teeth hillbillys. And one thing for sure, some of us europeans would have a real hard time hiding our laughter. :P

Pren · 03-10-2009, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Draegan

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday, he turns 69.

In other news, New Orleans was once again destroyed by a raging storm today. It was Chuck Norris blowing out his birthday candffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I don't really think this deserves a more intellectual response.

Tristinn · 03-10-2009, 08:58 AM

Azrayne · 03-10-2009, 09:01 AM

Maybe it's because I'm not American, but I don't understand what they're all up in arms about? Are they just pissed off because they lost the election to someone with a little extra skin pigmentation?

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Azrayne Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Awsome Posts: 2,725	Maybe it's because I'm not American, but I don't understand what they're all up in arms about? Are they just pissed off because they lost the election to someone with a little extra skin pigmentation?