Garden of Eden found?

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 02-28-2009, 07:25 PM

Do these mysterious stones mark the site of the Garden of Eden? | Mail Online

That's some interesting stuff there. It seems that of all the "horrors" religion has brought on to the world, farming is among them. Golly!

Brikker · 02-28-2009, 07:52 PM

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Archaeological evidence suggests that victims were killed in huge death pits, children were buried alive in jars, others roasted in vast bronze bowls.

These are almost incomprehensible acts, unless you understand that the people had learned to fear their gods, having been cast out of paradise. So they sought to propitiate the angry heavens.

Religion causes nothing but death!

queue Lumie saying the reptilians put these stones there or the NWO placed them to lead us astray

EmpireF4i · 02-28-2009, 08:09 PM

Doesnt look like the picture.

Pointyboot · 02-28-2009, 08:09 PM

but were any reptilian fossils found?

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Many of Gobekli's standing stones are inscribed with 'bizarre and delicate' images, like this reptile

ohnoes!!

earthfell · 02-28-2009, 08:10 PM

WOW.... that is incredible. Turkey is like an archaeological hot bed. The Garden of Eden thingy is cute... whatever helps to get more funding.

The story itself is complete garbage and whoever wrote it has no understanding of archaeology or anthropology. Just look at the pictures and DON'T READ ANYTHING.

Dr. Rubicite · 02-28-2009, 08:14 PM

Not to be a douche, but they've "found" the Garden of Eden like ten times now, and there's really no reason to believe that this would be it; he might as well have claimed to have found Castle Grayskull. I also notice his personal, unorthodox, reading of Genesis coincides extremely well with this discovery

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Erronius · 02-28-2009, 08:15 PM

The story was interesting, but I feel a great disturbance in the Force...

chthonic-anemos · 02-28-2009, 08:20 PM

If this is true then God sucks at gardening.

aychamo_aycono · 02-28-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull2.0

Do these mysterious stones mark the site of the Garden of Eden? | Mail Online

That's some interesting stuff there. It seems that of all the "horrors" religion has brought on to the world, farming is among them. Golly!

You just want to see naked Adam and suck him off, AMIRIGHT?!!?!?!?!!?!?

Just kidding brother I really do love you

Azrayne · 02-28-2009, 10:10 PM

It's a cool enough find in itself without trapping it up in Biblical BS, but whatever is needed to get publicity and funding I guess..

Regime · 02-28-2009, 10:18 PM

very interesting

Malakriss · 02-28-2009, 10:32 PM

Eden's gone. Get over it already. Thousands of years and still whining about it, jesus christ guys.

We ate an apple and realized women have breasts. Make the best of it.

ToeMissile · 03-01-2009, 12:55 AM

Regardless of what it may or may not be/have been, it's pretty cool these have been found.

"That means it was built around 10,000BC. By comparison, Stonehenge was built in 3,000 BC and the pyramids of Giza in 2,500 BC."

The archaeologist working on it must have been shit-their-pants excited.

--And another thing, if this site has been around for 15 years you'd think it would be integrated a little more into mainstream 'awareness'/school. Granted it's been a few years since I took any courses that would cover this, I'm just a little surprised considering the apparent importance. Anyone had any history/anthro and learned about this?

Zeste · 03-01-2009, 01:45 AM

10,000 years? So it predates the creation of earth by 4000 years.

earthfell · 03-01-2009, 01:51 AM

many archaeological sites are kept hush hush due to fears of looting.

also, you would depend on archaeological research, so if none has been done no one could say anything other than... look, some cool stones. the only reason you even heard about this is because some retard said "omg garden of eden blargh" and it gets blasted on the front page.

and looters are always searching for archaeological sites. if they find it, they'll pick it clean and the stuff will be auctioned off at Sotheby's to some fat white or japanese man and the public will never know.

as soon as stuff like this gets out, looters are all over these sites like flies on shit. the country has to be prepared not only for security, but to fund excavation.

some stuff you HAVEN'T heard about: right now archaeologists are surveying the largest Mayan city ever discovered. It is so big, all of Tikal could fit in a subsection. I spoke with one of the archaeologists and he said the vegetation is so thick it took them weeks to find a main temple, and they had been camped in front of it the entire time. of course, rebels and druglords are now hiding in the same jungle, and will probably start looting everything and/or destroy it for kicks.

and then you have the pre-Inca civilization pyramids in Peru excavated in the 80's. It was a south american version of king tuts tomb.

02-28-2009, 07:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 4,174	Garden of Eden found? Do these mysterious stones mark the site of the Garden of Eden? \| Mail Online That's some interesting stuff there. It seems that of all the "horrors" religion has brought on to the world, farming is among them. Golly! __________________ "When the last tree has died; and the last river been poisoned; and the last fish been caught, we will realise that we cannot eat money." - Cree proverb

02-28-2009, 08:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dr. Rubicite Poppin' fresh Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I boogie to and fro, hither and yon. Posts: 239 +10 Internets	Not to be a douche, but they've "found" the Garden of Eden like ten times now, and there's really no reason to believe that this would be it; he might as well have claimed to have found Castle Grayskull. I also notice his personal, unorthodox, reading of Genesis coincides extremely well with this discovery . __________________ I'm what Willis was talkin' about...

02-28-2009, 10:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
Malakriss GOMTV Contest Winner Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,846	Eden's gone. Get over it already. Thousands of years and still whining about it, jesus christ guys. We ate an apple and realized women have breasts. Make the best of it. __________________

03-01-2009, 12:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
ToeMissile more than a feelin' Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: not Vegas Posts: 1,520 -34 Internets	Regardless of what it may or may not be/have been, it's pretty cool these have been found. "That means it was built around 10,000BC. By comparison, Stonehenge was built in 3,000 BC and the pyramids of Giza in 2,500 BC." The archaeologist working on it must have been shit-their-pants excited. --And another thing, if this site has been around for 15 years you'd think it would be integrated a little more into mainstream 'awareness'/school. Granted it's been a few years since I took any courses that would cover this, I'm just a little surprised considering the apparent importance. Anyone had any history/anthro and learned about this? __________________ Robots? Last edited by ToeMissile; 03-01-2009 at 01:04 AM..

03-01-2009, 01:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
Zeste Oooooooooooohhhh, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,378 +69 Internets	10,000 years? So it predates the creation of earth by 4000 years. __________________

02-28-2009, 08:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,305 +3 Internets	Doesnt look like the picture.

02-28-2009, 08:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
earthfell The clouds are my friends. Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 881 -67 Internets	WOW.... that is incredible. Turkey is like an archaeological hot bed. The Garden of Eden thingy is cute... whatever helps to get more funding. The story itself is complete garbage and whoever wrote it has no understanding of archaeology or anthropology. Just look at the pictures and DON'T READ ANYTHING.

02-28-2009, 08:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
chthonic-anemos Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 292 +2 Internets	If this is true then God sucks at gardening.

02-28-2009, 10:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Azrayne Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Awsome Posts: 2,727	It's a cool enough find in itself without trapping it up in Biblical BS, but whatever is needed to get publicity and funding I guess..

03-01-2009, 01:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
earthfell The clouds are my friends. Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 881 -67 Internets	many archaeological sites are kept hush hush due to fears of looting. also, you would depend on archaeological research, so if none has been done no one could say anything other than... look, some cool stones. the only reason you even heard about this is because some retard said "omg garden of eden blargh" and it gets blasted on the front page. and looters are always searching for archaeological sites. if they find it, they'll pick it clean and the stuff will be auctioned off at Sotheby's to some fat white or japanese man and the public will never know. as soon as stuff like this gets out, looters are all over these sites like flies on shit. the country has to be prepared not only for security, but to fund excavation. some stuff you HAVEN'T heard about: right now archaeologists are surveying the largest Mayan city ever discovered. It is so big, all of Tikal could fit in a subsection. I spoke with one of the archaeologists and he said the vegetation is so thick it took them weeks to find a main temple, and they had been camped in front of it the entire time. of course, rebels and druglords are now hiding in the same jungle, and will probably start looting everything and/or destroy it for kicks. and then you have the pre-Inca civilization pyramids in Peru excavated in the 80's. It was a south american version of king tuts tomb.

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